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I fear that Meat Pimp just has too much natural ability to be a good coach. 

It's like Ted Williams trying to coach the 1972 Texas Rangers.

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

It’s times like this that I wish they had redshirted him. We’d have him for another year. 

Gone, but never forgotten.  #meatpimp

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Yeah meatpimp dipped out....

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He's put on some pounds. He's going to be Elko-sized by the time he hits 30.

56 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

dad rocking the aggy tuxedo

"Thanks for dressing up for my graduation, dad."

So let me get this straight:  Texas is the last SECSECSEC team standing in the CFP?

how does this square up with the aggy worldview?

28 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

So let me get this straight:  Texas is the last SECSECSEC team standing in the CFP?

how does this square up with the aggy worldview?

Let me try:

Even though Texas has won two CFP games, Texas A&M had a higher success rate in their loss in their bowl game. Therefore, the Aggies actually are outplaying the longhorns. 

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7 minutes ago, hornian said:

Let me try:

Even though Texas has won two CFP games, Texas A&M had a higher success rate in their loss in their bowl game. Therefore, the Aggies actually are outplaying the longhorns. 

Further, Georgia beat Texas twice. aggie played better against ND than Georgia. Therefore aggie is better than Texas because Texas ain't that good. I'm not making this up. 

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3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Further, Georgia beat Texas twice. aggie played better against ND than Georgia. Therefore aggie is better than Texas because Texas ain't that good. I'm not making this up. 

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You forgot that we haven't beaten anybody.

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2 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Meat Pimp is the coach of that team now.  It's a shame he's not included in the pictures anymore.

thats what he loves about those meat judging girls, man ....

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2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You forgot that we haven't beaten anybody.

Dammit, you're absolutely right. Texas hasn't beaten anyone all year and actually shouldn't even be in the semi's as ASU was cheated by horrible reffing, clearly. 

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You forgot that we haven't beaten anybody.

We're the 6th-best team in the SEC.

51 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

So let me get this straight:  Texas is the last SECSECSEC team standing in the CFP?

how does this square up with the aggy worldview?

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6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

thats what he loves about those meat judging girls, man ....

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"I get older, and they stay just as homely."

Just now, Beau Vine said:

We're the 6th-best team in the SEC.

How is that possible?! We have beaten NO ranked teams and were handed the games we did win against teams that suck. Despite the SEC being a grind every week, it wasn't for us because we played the weakest SEC schedule since Reconstruction. All because of money.

In fact, do you know what this is about?! The B!C!S!

11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

thats what he loves about those meat judging girls, man ....

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This is just... fantastic.  

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1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

So let me get this straight:  Texas is the last SECSECSEC team standing in the CFP?

how does this square up with the aggy worldview?

aggy still denies that Texas is in the SEC.

 

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2 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

So let me get this straight:  Texas is the last SECSECSEC team standing in the CFP?

how does this square up with the aggy worldview?

They've been anti secsecsec since we joined.

52 minutes ago, n64ra said:

aggy still denies that Texas is in the SEC.

 

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He must’ve been one of those bonfire redpots.

Texas by 32 over Florida, A&M by 13 over Florida

Texas by 10 over Arkansas, A&M by 4 over Arkansas

Texas by 22 over Mississippi State, A&M by 10 over Mississippi State

Texas by 10 over . . . A&M

 

Yeah, I'm not seeing it.

7 hours ago, tejas60 said:

*a part

Just getting this over with before trashmaster or napolean reads this. 

Well, on to, while you're at it. 

1 hour ago, Gaffords said:

They've been anti secsecsec since we joined.

They still support secession though…

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Texas by 32 over Florida, A&M by 13 over Florida

Texas by 10 over Arkansas, A&M by 4 over Arkansas

Texas by 22 over Mississippi State, A&M by 10 over Mississippi State

Texas by 10 over . . . A&M

 

Yeah, I'm not seeing it.

Dude, you need to sit down and read all of Graham's scribes.  That'll set you strait.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Dude, you need to sit down and read all of Graham's scribes.  That'll set you strait.

I never claimed to be smart.

2 hours ago, Gaffords said:

They've been anti secsecsec since we joined.

Hmmm not exactly. They were not Anti SECSECSEC when Texas lost to Georgia1, then anti-SECSECSEC when Texas schedule was "fixed", but pro SECSECSEC when they were at 8 wins. Then anti SECSECSEC when Texas beat them. Then Pro SECSECSEC at the start of bowl season. Then anti SECSECSEC the moment Texas was the only teams left on the CFP.

Try and keep up please.

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Poor aggy! They tucked their tail and ran off to the SEC. This became their identity. Any discussions with aggy fans, one of their main bulletpoints was that they play in the SECSECSEC and no way could the Tsips handle this top to bottom tough conference. Even though aggy never even won their division in their 13 seasons there, they touted the SEC pride. Even though every other fanbase sees them as the inbred outcasts they are. No one respects them.

They thought they were safe from daddy forever, Once it was announced daddy was coming home, they brushed it off but deep down, I know they were a little nervous. But they truly believed no way Texas could compete this fast. We did in one single season what aggy never could, make the SEC champ game. We also went into Pyle Field and beat them, just like 2011. And what was once touted as a grueling week in week out schedule of the SEC grind, now all of a sudden Texas has a soft schedule. I thought every game was tough in the SEC? Funny how that changes. Texas beat quite a few teams that went onto beat other good SEC teams. Vandy beat Bama. Florida beat Ole Miss. Michigan beat Bama and Ohio St. Arkansas beat Tennessee. OU dominated Bama. See how this works? The grind only applies to other teams but with Texas, it's now a soft schedule. While we didn't win the SEC itself, we came in right away and exerted our place in this hillbilly conference. And are the last ones left in the playoffs. Not one single other SEC team even won a single game.

Now, aggy wants no more SEC pride because Texas is apart of it and doing only what they could dream of.

Fuckin' a.

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5 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Further, Georgia beat Texas twice. aggie played better against ND than Georgia. Therefore aggie is better than Texas because Texas ain't that good. I'm not making this up. 

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Woah. An Aggie admitted we are good. All we had to do was win 13 games an reach the national semi-finals.

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13 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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Don’t care got elk

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Woah. An Aggie admitted we are good. All we had to do was win 13 games an reach the national semi-finals.

Please read carefully... "Texas ain't THAT good." 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Please read carefully... "Texas ain't THAT good." 

I watch this GOT damn defense and get pissed off every time.

23 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Don’t care got elk

 

 

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That burp falls clearly into the "football signs" CoachLB had seen. It's a sign of great coaching. Elko will get them there even if they lose their best WR and other top players in the portal. 

Remember we wanted to fire Sark, who is obviously not "getting the right guys in here" like Elko. More signs. 

4 minutes ago, TOR said:

I watch this GOT damn defense and get pissed off every time.

It's bad bull.

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

That burp falls clearly into the "football signs" CoachLB had seen. It's a sign of great coaching. Elko will get them their even if they lose their best WR and other top players in the portal. 

Remember we wanted to fire Sark, who is obviously not "getting the right guys in here". 

 

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12 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Please read carefully... "Texas ain't THAT good." 

Yes...but still good. 

Coming from them that is ecstatic praise.

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1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Yes...but still good. 

Coming from them that is ecstatic praise.

You're not wrong. But he's probably a sip plant.

Just now, troph said:

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Jpegs of that guy never fail to make me grin

24 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Jpegs of that guy never fail to make me grin

Jpegs do but gifs don't?

6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jpegs do but gifs don't?

I hate gifts man, fuck Christmas!

5 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I said a few months ago that Sark needs to use aggy as a farm system 

That’s a “fightin” farm system to you sips….

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