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2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

...and eight-balls 🎱

And Liucci's balls

6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

TXST beats aggy in baseball tonight 7-3!

Maybe putting a GA in charge of a team with that much talent wasn’t such a good idea. Or maybe a talented coach made them look more talented than they are. 
 

Kind of like letting a teenage buddy drive your dad’s Ferrari. What’s the worst that could happen?

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13 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

TXST beats aggy in baseball tonight 7-3!

aggy was right...Michael Earley was really the brains of the whole operation

aggy was right...Michael Earley was really the brains of the whole operation

In his defense, he has a ton of head coaching experience.
47 minutes ago, nnm said:

Maybe putting a GA in charge of a team with that much talent wasn’t such a good idea. Or maybe a talented coach made them look more talented than they are. 
 

Kind of like letting a teenage buddy drive your dad’s Ferrari. What’s the worst that could happen?

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Hey! Ferris Bueller returned that car in fine condition. That mess was all Cameron's fault.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

The Earley bird gets the worm.  Or something.

Is this hire already a disaster?

It's still Earley. 

7 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Is this hire already a disaster?

It's still Earley. 

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“Damn sips branwashed him during the 48 hours he worked for them and now he’s sabotaging our season like Schloss did in the championship!”

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Quick roller coaster drop off from “Earley was the true architect behind our success” to “him and fat ass are fucking it up” 

Woulda thought the roller coaster needed more altitude... but it's Earley still.

 

2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Well, looks like the aggy participation trophies rings are officially in.  Everyone's favorite helicopter mom from last summer posting it up...

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That's the ring they got for losing?  Just imagine the monstrosity they'd have built had they won.

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3 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

That's the ring they got for losing?  Just imagine the monstrosity they'd have built had they won.

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4 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

That's the ring they got for losing?  Just imagine the monstrosity they'd have built had they won.

Koko the Talking Gorilla had a decent vocabulary, but didn't know the word for "ring".

She invented a new word for it... finger bracelet.

 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ringer maker name doesnt check out

Victory (if the sips hadn’t sabotaged us) Rings is the ever eternal ring maker for aggy. 

19 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Well, evidence continues to mount that they aren't making those sacrifices.

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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Being a generational loser can foster said "mindset".

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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So now Pierce decided he can beat the ags....Jesus christ

16 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

What honor? 😂 

For their football players?  It's "your honor"....and often involves handcuffs and a rife in a car with red and blue lights.  

3 hours ago, freyguy said:

So now Pierce decided he can beat the ags....Jesus christ

You don't just show up and expect to win when David Pierce is over there, Assistant to the Head Coach

Does David Pierce coach 3rd base or pitching at Texas State?  Because that would be . . . suboptimal.

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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This is such echo chamber, circular bullshit.  They had 1000mg viagra hard-on for Schloss until he left them at the altar.    If he had won it last year while concurrently kicking the damn collie, walking across the grass, refusing to grab his nuts, and banning the milkmen from the ballpark they would have renamed the stadium and build a new dairy queen for him.

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aggy pretending to be ole miss now?

15 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wonder what all is included with this trim level

 

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Jizz waxed dashboard 

They're convinced if they wear red, white and blue, everyone will be convinced they are a military academy just like Army, Navy, Air Force. 

52 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

This is such echo chamber, circular bullshit.  They had 1000mg viagra hard-on for Schloss until he left them at the altar.    If he had won it last year while concurrently kicking the damn collie, walking across the grass, refusing to grab his nuts, and banning the milkmen from the ballpark they would have renamed the stadium and build a new dairy queen for him.

Leaving them at the altar would have been kinder than what Schloss did to those fucking gomers...

 

5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Leaving them at the altar would have been kinder than what Schloss did to those fucking gomers...

 

Schloss grabbed the maid of honor and fucked her in a pew (metaphorically speaking.)

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Schloss grabbed the maid of honor and fucked her in a pew (metaphorically speaking.)

He married the bride, knocked her up, took her money, then left her at the delivery room her much hotter, much wealthier, better educated OBGYN

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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2 hours ago, markstanco said:

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Yeah, ag06atx would sell his firstborn for aggy to win a football NC.  Their integrity false narrative is the essence of aggy. 

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1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wonder what all is included with this trim level

 

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