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3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Maybe they have zippers like some toddler boots.

They put them on her as a toddler and just left them on. 

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1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

How the fuck did she get those boots on?

Crisco

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
5 hours ago, UTEE97 said:
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Same

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

AI?

 

Artificial Insemination

 

 

 

A wise man once told me: never turn down nothin but your shirt collar.

 

Not sure that’s what he had in mind. 

21 hours ago, Deej said:

Poor aggy. Will never be able to claim a championship in log stacking. 

I’m sure there are various categories in log stacking. Each having its own championship. Aggy may or may not have won one of those.

I was of course referring to the “worst job” category.
I’ll see myself out

1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

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It was Vaseline.

"You've never covered yourself with Vaseline?" 

6 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

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you bend that thic ass over and it will spread like the red sea 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

you bend that thic ass over and it will spread like the red sea 

Like peeling apart a Nutella sandwich…

45 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

@Brisketexan @South Austin @Jive Turkey @Hank Scorpio what does mean / how does this happen ? 

*note - i've never seen buzbee and @Hank Scorpio in the same room !$

He just hasn’t been admitted to practice in the federal courts in the Southern District of New York, even though he’s licensed in the state of New York. More of a formality. Like even though I’m licensed in the State of Texas which allows me to practice in every state court in Texas, I still have to apply for admission in each of the four federal districts in Texas if I want to handle a case in those courts.

And he’s also a huge douchebag.

21 hours ago, TXUT said:

Over/Under 1 hour - how long they’ve been standing there

 

12 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Under. That bitch can’t stand for an hour without taking a break. 

Winner, Winner, Winner

 

Spoiler

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That bulbous nose, incredibly fat cheeks. Could she be lost lucci spawn?

On 3/18/2025 at 8:41 AM, thunderlounge said:

 

Under. That bitch can’t stand for an hour without taking a break dump.

which  likely outweigh Bevo's dumps. 

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On 3/18/2025 at 1:55 PM, Vic Mackey said:
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Same

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15 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:


Hey! Big Jack! Don’t knock, just come!

Edit- I thought that was from Innerspace.

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On 3/17/2025 at 10:27 PM, mrhorn said:

Got a laugh out of these dipshits giving a longhorn the ol horns down at the rodeo.


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Bitch needs a cotton candy IV. Stat!

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Open an IMG, aggy campus! It's genius!

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17 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Open an IMG, aggy campus! It's genius!

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Who, after spending some of their high school years in the Brazos River Shithole, would want to stay there for college?

("Great googly-moogly! Get me outta' here!" --The Cadets, Stranded In The Jungle

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Yes, because getting quality recruits has been the one thing stopping them from succeeding.

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Open an IMG, aggy campus! It's genius!

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Hire the best coaching staff in America. 
 

Damnit guys, they cracked the code. It’s all over. The sleeping giant is stirring. 

Both sexes dig it in College Station.

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On 3/18/2025 at 2:38 PM, Js1 said:

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Almost a thankle 

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Hire the best coaching staff in America. 
 

Damnit guys, they cracked the code. It’s all over. The sleeping giant is stirring. 

The only thing that they have cracked is their sheep's asses

10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yes, because getting quality recruits has been the one thing stopping them from succeeding.

So let's play with this fan fiction for a moment shall we...

Let's imagine a world were aggie could fund such a High School (they can't), get elite level HS coaches, trainers and staff to move to college station (they won't), and convince parents of highly athletic kids to send their children to BCS for a "discount rate for those willing to "?make aggie their first choice upon graduation" (not happening). 

What does make aggie their first choice even mean? A commitment by a parent to contractually obligated their athletic child to playing for aggie? Yeah... that seems super legit, legally possible and not in any way um... yeah.. ill go creepy.

But lets just say that happenes. How many kids graduate from a "military academy" in podunk nowhere and think, I want to stick around here!!!!

21 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

What does make aggie their first choice even mean? A commitment by a parent to contractually obligated their athletic child to playing for aggie? Yeah... that seems super legit, legally possible and not in any way um... yeah.. ill go creepy.

Sounds a lot like chattel slavery. Something Sully fought and bled for. 

29 minutes ago, nnm said:

Sounds a lot like chattel slavery. Something Sully fought and bled for. 

Uh... yeah, spot-on.  Gig'em Plantation is exactly what that sounded like to me.

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13 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Bitch needs a cotton candy IV. Stat!

And a funnel cake sammich.

35 minutes ago, nnm said:

Sounds a lot like chattel slavery. Something Sully fought and bled for. 

Well, somebody has to chop that maroon cotton.

Just now, Armybrat said:

And a funnel cake sammich.

Um... what exactly goes in between the pieces of funnel cake sammich "bread"... I mean, ya know, for science and asking for a friend.

13 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Open an IMG, aggy campus! It's genius!

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You could even get the mothers to live on the property before the student-atholetes are born. It worked great in Waco!

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

So let's play with this fan fiction for a moment shall we...

Let's imagine a world were aggie could fund such a High School (they can't), get elite level HS coaches, trainers and staff to move to college station (they won't), and convince parents of highly athletic kids to send their children to BCS for a "discount rate for those willing to "?make aggie their first choice upon graduation" (not happening). 

What does make aggie their first choice even mean? A commitment by a parent to contractually obligated their athletic child to playing for aggie? Yeah... that seems super legit, legally possible and not in any way um... yeah.. ill go creepy.

But lets just say that happenes. How many kids graduate from a "military academy" in podunk nowhere and think, I want to stick around here!!!!

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13 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Bitch needs a cotton candy IV. Stat!

I thought the heifers were suppose to stay behind the fence.

Enough about tu already!

Would MBG even have a forum without TexAgs?

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3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Enough about tu already!

Would MBG even have a forum without TexAgs?

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He's very close to unlocking the whole thing. They need to quit comparing themselves to us and be content with who they are.

Which is NOT us. 

But, that's where they get caught up. They can't stand that.

50 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Um... what exactly goes in between the pieces of funnel cake sammich "bread"... I mean, ya know, for science and asking for a friend.

Some “spread” from a jar.

6 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Some “spread” from a jar.

Damn, my um, friend was hoping you'd say Nutella, cause a Nutella stuffed funnel cake sammich sounds amazing to um.. him. I GUESS is a "spread" from a "jar", but not THAT spread from THAT type of jar.

 

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