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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Doesn't make his face less punchable, imo.

Someone should make a bracket for this...would be a good offseason thread. Use current CFP format with 12 teams and have top 4 most punchable faces with a bye then round out the bracket. Would it be active in CFB or all time? I'd lean more to active. 

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33 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Dabo is from small town Bama, I don't think its fake.

 

 

Dabo is a legit redneck. Brian Kelly on the other hand is from Massachusetts so his Cajun schtick is completely fabricated.

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8 hours ago, royiv said:

Dabo is a legit redneck. Brian Kelly on the other hand is from Massachusetts so his Cajun schtick is completely fabricated.

One can be a legit redneck and a total phony.

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4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Somehow this feels more racist than probably the black guy you posted haha

I can see that.  Not how I meant it though.
 

I piggybacked on Tbone's post about "Kevin Hart" and slapping. But then I quickly remembered it was Chris Rock who got slapped, and Kevin was just the mediator between Chris & Will Smith. 
 

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Lincoln Riley getting savaged by Petros Papadakis for ending the USC-ND rivalry.

"College football has been taken over by the television companies, one of which I work for as you know. But honestly none of that in my opinion has anything to do with USC-Notre Dame, and should not have anything to do with USC-Notre Dame. And that’s the beauty of USC-Notre Dame is that it transcends conference realignment, it transcends the NIL, and it transcends all of these different twists and turns in the sport. If it can survive World Wars it should be able to survive the selfishness and the absolute myopic nature of the era we live in. It’s ridiculous to think that it wouldn’t. Because Lincoln Riley doesn’t like it? Who the hell is Lincoln Riley in the grand scheme of things when it comes to USC and Notre Dame?”

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“It just really bothers me that there’s people who have never put on the uniform, don’t even have an association with either university that think of themselves as advocates for USC just because they carry water for a guy like Lincoln Riley. And I’m talking about Colin Cowherd and his ilk and they sit here and try to tell everybody what’s best for USC? And that the Big Ten is not viable anymore to have this non-conference game. As if in an expanded college football playoff it’s going to help USC to schedule Missouri State and Georgia State?"

“And Lincoln Riley trying to wriggle out of Notre Dame. I’ve got news for you, if you can’t beat Maryland or Minnesota, what the hell are you worried about playing Notre Dame or not. Collect the revenue. USC is not even close to competing. And if they were fourth in the Big Ten, trust me having Notre Dame on their resume, win or lose, is a lot better than beating someone 60-0 that is Missouri State. It’s just very sad to me… Any argument being made, the Big Ten, travel, all of this stuff. It all goes by the wayside. It’s USC-Notre Dame. There’s billions of dollars involved and the players are getting paid. Are you kidding? We’re not going to play this? It’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard in my life.”

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14 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Can you imagine kowtowing to a guy who is 15 and 11 in the last two years?  Tell Lincoln to get tough or get fucked.  Fucking pussies.  

"Get Tough or Get Fucked"  is decent SurlyMotto material.

 

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"Get Tough or Get Fucked"  is decent SurlyMotto material.
 

Might go in the Diddy thread too. I haven’t thought or heard of papadakis in years. Didn’t even know he was still alive.
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Just now, Jkwellborn said:


Might go in the Diddy thread too. I haven’t thought or heard of papadakis in years. Didn’t even know he was still alive.

I think that would be Get Tough and Get Fucked, though.

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4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Might go in the Diddy thread too. I haven’t thought or heard of papadakis in years. Didn’t even know he was still alive.

People hate his voice, but he’s one the best color guys and personalities in college football. 

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

People hate his voice, but he’s one the best color guys and personalities in college football. 

This is an indictment of all the dumb fucks doing college football broadcasts on tv.

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5 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

This is an indictment of all the dumb fucks doing college football broadcasts on tv.

When he first arrived i admit that i disliked him for the most surface of reasons: his appearance and his voice. I was dumb. After awhile it was obvious that he was funny, informative and damn good at every gig he did. 

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14 hours ago, Chooky said:

When he first arrived i admit that i disliked him for the most surface of reasons: his appearance and his voice. I was dumb. After awhile it was obvious that he was funny, informative and damn good at every gig he did. 

His appearance doesn’t bother me at all…

 

his voice is brutally awful.

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On 5/18/2025 at 9:17 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

Can a black person have a punchable face?

 

Muhammed Ali thought so. 

 

In the leadup to his fight with George Foreman, Muhammad Ali famously told reporters, “I’ve wrestled with alligators, I’ve tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning and throw thunder in jail. You know I’m bad, just last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick. I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.”

 

 "It's gonna be a chilla, and a killa, and a thrilla, when I fight the Gorilla in Manila." 

 

Ali played up Liston's scary image and cast himself in the role of hero readying to slay a dragon. "He's too ugly to be world champion," Ali crowed. "The world champ should be pretty like me!"

 

 'I'll Beat Him so Bad He'll Need a Shoehorn to Put His Hat On!'

 

Ali got another great line off on one of my pals, asking him if he boxed. "I've boxed a little bit," my friend said." "What'd you box, apples or oranges?" Ali shot back. 

 

'You're That Ugly Fella' to Trevor Burbick

 

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2645884-ranking-muhammad-alis-10-greatest-lines-of-trash-talk

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