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5 hours ago, futureman said:

that’s unamerican 

What's even more unamerican is the fucking ketchup on the hot dog.  Fucking Texans will put ketchup on anything and call it Lone Star cuisine.  Chicken, brisket, hot dogs...what the fuck?  Don't get me started on mayo.  

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8 hours ago, Superhero said:

EZ. Crabs and shrimps.

 

My wife loves crab and shrimp, but shellfish in general is a big meh for me.

 

3 hours ago, NWBuck said:

You'd get rid of both of your wife's favorites? That seems really shellfish. 

 

 

(I'm really sorry. I'm going to go sit down and think about how I let my life get to this point) 

Lame joke thread is that way ------> but fantastic punchline nonetheless 

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

What's even more unamerican is the fucking ketchup on the hot dog.  Fucking Texans will put ketchup on anything and call it Lone Star cuisine.  Chicken, brisket, hot dogs...what the fuck?  Don't get me started on mayo.  

What the fuck kind of Texans are you associating with?  The Vic Mackey crowd?

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

What's even more unamerican is the fucking ketchup on the hot dog.  Fucking Texans will put ketchup on anything and call it Lone Star cuisine.  Chicken, brisket, hot dogs...what the fuck?  Don't get me started on mayo.  

My dad (not a Texan) puts ketchup on his scrambled eggs. 

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8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

My dad (not a Texan) puts ketchup on his scrambled eggs. 

That's really not that weird.  My girls do it.  It's not that far off from salsa which is what I put on my eggs.  Or if I'm traveling in some shithole and eat at the local diner/hotel breakfast cafe---whatever spicy tomato-based jarred thing they got going on.  No harm in that.  I just don't understand it on hot dogs.  I guess i never will.  Same thing with mayo on a burger.  I dunno, I get older, the world gets weirder.  

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