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12 hours ago, tfoolry said:

I feel you. 

 

13 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I like how the creator of this meme didn't notice that the awning of the business had already made a better version of this joke. 

I wonder if their staff has been able to Shake the Disease so far.

4 hours ago, ErnieMcCracken said:

He obviously likes hitting women, murdering teammates, skinning cats, and rape, but at least he's blessed.

You’re selling BU short. FIFY. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

massages and cleaning. 

Well yes, Deshaun, you do need cleaning up after your massages. 

Gas and house cleaning.

Outside of Covid that was probably 100 bucks a week for my family (certainly down some now) and we get house cleaned twice a month for another 200something and change so that's 600 I can plow back in to alcohol, massages, pizza etc.  Oh and I assume I could up the frequency of the free house cleanings and that saves a lot of time doing shit I don't really enjoy.

On 8/6/2021 at 5:57 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Perfect for BBQing during the Thanksgiving family football game.   

Does it mean I’m a dad if I can’t tell why that is a dad shoe?

On 8/4/2021 at 10:42 PM, markstanco said:


If that pic is over 20 years old, that’s a cool parent. If today, dork.

If anyone was running recreational flat screens 20 years ago, they were definitely ballers.

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Fuel & alcohol.

Fuel forever means I can ignore any spikes in cost & alcohol... I don't drink a lot @ all, but I'm sure I could resell a shitload.

On 8/5/2021 at 1:17 AM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Ex, wife and toddler son and I moved into my grandparents' garage apartment...

You, your ex, your wife & a toddler son all moved into this garage apartment?

30 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Me. I love cinnamon. 

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Damn sure isn’t a tiger. Pepper, on the other hand.
10 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Fuel & alcohol.

Fuel forever means I can ignore any spikes in cost & alcohol... I don't drink a lot @ all, but I'm sure I could resell a shitload.

You took the time to hit the shift key then the @ instead of typing out “at”?

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

You took the time to hit the shift key then the @ instead of typing out “at”?

Are you new around here?

(or new to / around Shag, or the original site that shall no longer be named?)

PS, when using Tapa it's less effort than using the <shift> key.

On 8/6/2021 at 8:56 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Sweat Tea sounds pretty gross

I just noticed that I got negged for that comment.  Sounds like someone is a fan of sweat tea.

Are you new around here?

(or new to / around Shag, or the original site that shall no longer be named?)

PS, when using Tapa it's less effort than using the key.

At. I just hit the a and the t key faster than I could have hit the shift key then locate the @ symbol.

And no, I’m not new around here. I run this place.
7 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Hi, Future Man!!

futureman is one word, dumbass!!!!

22 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Resurrections?  Third Aisle. 

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Ill never forget the overwhelming stench of Stetson at my teenage best friends house that he lived in with his carousing single father

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Fresh Prince is dropping wisdom all over Facebook today.

 

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Never plan/pay for a vacation with people you don't like when you're drunk. 

My wife does this about twice a year. 

1 minute ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Never plan/pay for a vacation with people you don't like when you're drunk. 

My wife does this about twice a year. 

Once MAY be forgivable.  Twice and it's anal.  3 times and she gets walking papers.

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