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4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Dusty Baker:Taylor Jacobs::TonyTexas:Jimbo Fisher

Cabowabo is a better poster than you. Think about that. And giving me a neg rep proves your assholeishness. Back to ignore for you

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Getting the sweep was outstanding. Doing it without having to throw JV or Pressly was even better. 

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

and yet, he had to burn Montero. So, it wasn't about saving bullpen arms. It was about being greedy when you had 3 rested options for the 9th. Including 1 that is about to be sent back down once Pressly comes back from maternity leave.

 

You wanted Mushinski to pitch in that situation over Bielak and Montero, who had already been up and warming in both games?

Some of you dipshits just can't help yourselves when it comes to hating on Dusty Baker.

Cheapest rent in the country is in the Bronx, you know? 

because we're in their heads rent free

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Cheapest rent in the country is in the Bronx, you know? 

because we're in their heads rent free

We owe a lot of rent they just can't seem to collect.

6 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

You wanted Mushinski to pitch in that situation over Bielak and Montero, who had already been up and warming in both games?

Some of you dipshits just can't help yourselves when it comes to hating on Dusty Baker.

This is why people should not worry about results and be mad when it’s a decision made with a bad process. 
I’m fairly sure Dusty knew he was taking a calculated risk and if it went against him he had Montero ready to get two outs. I don’t think he thought through the Alvarez deal in game 1. 
both worked out. 
great day. 

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17 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Proud of the fight at the end, never quit. Hopefully this wakes up the front office but I doubt it. 

Thought you weren’t watching. Fucking clown 

Dusty and his staff managed two good wins today

The Yankees were a good warm up for a weekend series vs the hottest team in baseball 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dusty and his staff managed two good wins today

The Yankees were a good warm up for a weekend series vs the hottest team in baseball 

Intra squad game at MMP?

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This is why people should not worry about results and be mad when it’s a decision made with a bad process. 
I’m fairly sure Dusty knew he was taking a calculated risk and if it went against him he had Montero ready to get two outs. I don’t think he thought through the Alvarez deal in game 1. 
both worked out. 
great day. 


Montero threw 8 pitches game 1. Either the pitching coach asked if he was good to go again game 2 or he told them he was good to go again. Y’all idiots are reading way to much into it 

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14 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Cabowabo is a better poster than you. Think about that. And giving me a neg rep proves your assholeishness. Back to ignore for you

You whine too much.

Lighten up a bit.

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Dusty and his staff managed two good wins today

The Yankees were a good warm up for a weekend series vs the hottest team in baseball 

I think the ASG dropped at the perfect time for them.

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

You whine too much.

Lighten up a bit.

I’m the whiner? 

It worked out. That's what matters most.

Bielak should have been done after the 8th.

But feel free to disagree.

25 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Proud of the fight at the end, never quit. Hopefully this wakes up the front office but I doubt it. 

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

It worked out. That's what matters most.

Bielak should have been done after the 8th.

But feel free to disagree.


5 run lead gave us some room to give 

The Astros gave the rest of the AL East a how to on how to pitch the Yankees 

Who called into the post radio show blasting dusty ? 

radio guy - enjoy two good wins

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6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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That’s exactly how I picture you

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


Montero threw 8 pitches game 1. Either the pitching coach asked if he was good to go again game 2 or he told them he was good to go again. Y’all idiots are reading way to much into it 

You aren’t even remotely getting close to what I’m saying with this response. 
I didn’t complain about anything in Game 2. I said it was a calculated risk that could have gone either way and his process was fine. 

Which MLB scheduling wizard had the Astros play 19 games in 18 days? I don't recall ever hitting a stretch like that.

3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Which MLB scheduling wizard had the Astros play 19 games in 18 days? I don't recall ever hitting a stretch like that.

Shit got borked with the lockout. 

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Which MLB scheduling wizard had the Astros play 19 games in 18 days? I don't recall ever hitting a stretch like that.

Not mad at it with this team’s pitching depth. 

52 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Proud of the fight at the end, never quit. Hopefully this wakes up the front office but I doubt it. 

cool. 


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1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

That sucked because I hate the Yankees but in another reality it would not suck to watch Judge terrorize the Crawford Boxes 82 games a year. 
 

Now back to fuck Judge and fuck the Yankees.

What is it with the damn 9th innings?!

Why do people say this about big power hitters? They don't need short porches to their pull side, they need them the opposite side (see Alvarez's home run today). Judge gets plenty of help from those cheap right-to-right-center home runs in the new Yankee stadium. When he launches one to left he doesn't need the Crawford boxes. Only spray chart I could quickly find for him was 2019:

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Notice all the line drives and grounders to the left side and the higher percentage of fly balls to right. When he hits a home run to left it's usually a no-doubter like tonight.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

It worked out. That's what matters most.

Bielak should have been done after the 8th.

But feel free to disagree.

Ok I disagree. Strongly.

Damn five run lead with three more outs to go and no need to use another bullpen arm if you can avoid it. Bielak had three 2022 ML appearances before this one, two of which were 3 inning middle relief roles and his line for the year going into this game was 7 IP 5 H 1 ER 6 K 2 BB with a 1.00 WHIP. Literally the worst possible scenario happened with Judge at the plate, but it didn't make a shit because Dusty still had room to maneuver and close it out with Montero. 

 

10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Why do people say this about big power hitters? They don't need short porches to their pull side, they need them the opposite side (see Alvarez's home run today). Judge gets plenty of help from those cheap right-to-right-center home runs in the new Yankee stadium. When he launches one to left he doesn't need the Crawford boxes. Only spray chart I could quickly find for him was 2019:

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Notice all the line drives and grounders to the left side and the higher percentage of fly balls to right. When he hits a home run to left it's usually a no-doubter like tonight.

Yeah I remember when Enron Field opened they thought Bagwell was going to hit 80 hr because of the Crawford Boxes even though he was a right handed hitter.   He did hit his career high that season but as stated the Crawford Boxes help lefties out which is why Yordan & Tucker are perfect for the Astros. Also why Soto would be a good choice as he too would benefit.  Bell is a switch hitter so just depends on the pitcher he's facing.

The Yankees hit .151 as a team vs the Astros over the season series.  That's barely above the Maldonado line!

7 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Ok I disagree. Strongly.

Damn five run lead with three more outs to go and no need to use another bullpen arm if you can avoid it. Bielak had three 2022 ML appearances before this one, two of which were 3 inning middle relief roles and his line for the year going into this game was 7 IP 5 H 1 ER 6 K 2 BB with a 1.00 WHIP. Literally the worst possible scenario happened with Judge at the plate, but it didn't make a shit because Dusty still had room to maneuver and close it out with Montero.

Bielak kicked ass today but he also could have hung his hat on 3 shutout innings pitched had he not been sent out there.  We can argue the semantics but I probably would have sent out Abreu even though he got his ass kicked in Anaheim before the break.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

The Yankees hit .151 as a team vs the Astros over the season series.  That's barely above the Maldonado line!

What are the splits innings 1-8 vs 9 on that?

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Thats Gold Jerry Gold – Otosection

This was the cat yelling about Zack three years ago, right?

The Yankees hit .151 as a team vs the Astros over the season series.  That's barely above the Maldonado line!
Lowest team avg for the Yankees vs a single opponent in franchise history.

Good thing Helo wasn't watching!
1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

This was the cat yelling about Zack three years ago, right?

That is correct and I've been watching him melt over the MFY dumpster fire ever since haha.

Just got home from 12 hours of assfucking the Yankees.

Go beat up on your pussy ass AL East foes and Daddy will spank that ass again in October bitch made millionaires

Suck a big ol Yordan sized cock Helobious

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:
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"I understand it's a big story," he said. "I understand the season we're in. It's not going to matter unless (it's) October. If we happen to come back here in October we're going to show up. We're going to expect to win. We think we're really good. They're really good. Don't overstate this."

 

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Proud of the fight at the end, never quit. Hopefully this wakes up the front office but I doubt it. 
Well thats cute....bitch

This is all just fucking gold.

Great job Stros.

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