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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This is funny. Everyone just moving up a base to avoid embarrassing them 

Little late for that. That was hard to watch. 

Hopefully that throw from center and striking out against a position player will open their eyes about Jake

1 minute ago, dr99 said:

Hopefully that throw from center and striking out against a position player will open their eyes about Jake

He's going to hear about that for a long time

1 minute ago, dr99 said:

Hopefully that throw from center and striking out against a position player will open their eyes about Jake

One can hope. Dusty loves no bat, weak arm CF more than his grandkids. 

6 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Meyers fucking struck out? Jesus.

And Dubon grounded into a DP. 

7 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Meyers fucking struck out? Jesus.

You say that as if you're surprised. 

9 minutes ago, maninblack said:

He's going to hear about that for a long time

Garcia would have too if he hadn’t gotten through the 5th.

imagine being the starter and not getting the win in a game your team wins 21-5.

Jesus.

Bregman alone scored enough RBIs to win the game.

Chas scored enough to tie it.

Those two accounted for eleven runs on their own. 

9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Jesus.

Bregman alone scored enough RBIs to win the game.

Chas scored enough to tie it.

Those two accounted for eleven runs on their own. 

That's not how the RBI stat works unless they hit only solo bombs 😉

3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

That's not how the RBI stat works unless they hit only solo bombs 😉

I mean sure but still

39 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

And Dubon grounded into a DP. 

As much as I despise Dubon, that was 100% on purpose

Meyers should eat last at the post-game spread

6 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

As much as I despise Dubon, that was 100% on purpose

You despise Dubon? Harsh

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I just laugh at you dipshits pimping Yuli's near .250 average. The guy is hot garbage now. His last hot streak ended with a 7-game stretch of sub .400 OPS offensive play. I mean I guess he should get credit for not being a complete waste on a day when everyone else on the team, except 2 of the other 3 position players on the team that he's in contention with for worst player, had banner days at the plate.

It's nice to see our heroes left the Windy City afire and all non-momentumal. I had to work this afternoon, but I did giggle when I saw the score.

LFG!!!

22 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Beat the shit sox 21-5 but found something to bitch about lol

Would it be Surly/this thread if we didnt? 

42 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I just laugh at you dipshits pimping Yuli's near .250 average. The guy is hot garbage now. His last hot streak ended with a 7-game stretch of sub .400 OPS offensive play. I mean I guess he should get credit for not being a complete waste on a day when everyone else on the team, except 2 of the other 3 position players on the team that he's in contention with for worst player, had banner days at the plate.

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Ill continue to cheer for him to get to .260 next

if Diaz is out long term, yuli is the back up 3rd baseman 

 

3 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Wow, most runs we've scored since a 21-1 schlonging of the M's back in September 2019.

To quote McTaggert: I was there. And I was there a couple of days later when we lit up Fiers and Yordan hit one to what is now the Michelob Ultra section. 

The Braves win and the Astros have the 2nd best record in baseball. George is 4-4 as the Jays are up 9-2 on the Yankees.

springer is going to go on a hell of tear if they make the playoffs. his avg jumped 11 points today. 5-5 

 

this yankees 'dip' is unbelievable. shitty clubhouse / manager ?

Edited by tx 3 putt

springer is going to go on a hell of tear if they make the playoffs. his avg jumped 11 points today. 5-5 
 
this yankees 'dip' is unbelievable. shitty clubhouse / manager ?
They were winning a whole bunch of those early games by something that is unsustainable....coming from behind a lot....which means you are down in games a lot.

The down in games a lot trend has stayed consistent the whole year....the come from behind wins can't keep up


And their manager is a dumbass

And so is their GM

Fuck I miss George. Also fuck the Yankees.

Blowing those first two games at CWS cost the Astros a nice 5.5 gm lead on NYY. But a 3.5 gm lead at this point is a pleasant surprise considering the Yankees torrid start.

Perfect day for the Astros

  • Score 21 runs.
  • Dodgers lose
  • Mets lose
  • Yankees lose

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Another 5 hit game for George.  It's amazing that Altuve has all those 4 hit games but has never had one with 5.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

springer is going to go on a hell of tear if they make the playoffs. his avg jumped 11 points today. 5-5 

 

this yankees 'dip' is unbelievable. shitty clubhouse / manager ?

Homer heavy/streaky team. If they’re not hitting it out, they’re not winning.
 

You could say that for most of the MLB, but it’s especially pronounced with their lineup. 

3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Ill continue to cheer for him to get to .260 next

if Diaz is out long term, yuli is the back up 3rd baseman 

 

That would be Dubon.

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Homer heavy/streaky team. If they’re not hitting it out, they’re not winning.
 

You could say that for most of the MLB, but it’s especially pronounced with their lineup. 

I think the bigger problem is that their pitching has come back to Earth. They only have Cole that would scare anyone in the playoffs, and no one in their bullpen is a legit stopper. Also not surprised at all that Gallo has outperformed Benintendi since the deadline.

They are missing Stanton and Carpenter right now, only 5 guys with an OPS+ over a 100 right now, by comparison the Astros could form a lineup with 8 or 9 guys with OPS+ over 100.

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27 minutes ago, Bregs said:

That would be Dubon.

 

yuli. baker talked about it pregame yesterday. diaz plays a good 3rd,  yuli has played all infield positions. dubon is ss / 2nd / cf, up the middle guy

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I think the bigger problem is that their pitching has come back to Earth. They only have Cole that would scare anyone in the playoffs, and no one in their bullpen is a legit stopper.

 

a 3-7 streak and there would be fisticuffs on this thread 

 

stolen from espn ...

Through June 19, Bregman was hitting .218/.337/.373 with seven homers and 30 RBIs in 64 games. Since then, Bregman has mashed to the tune of .315/.404/.556 with nine homers and 36 RBIs in 49 games. 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

a 3-7 streak and there would be fisticuffs on this thread 

 

We've had a 3-7 and a 3-6. Of course, both of those were before the middle of June.

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

stolen from espn ...

Through June 19, Bregman was hitting .218/.337/.373 with seven homers and 30 RBIs in 64 games. Since then, Bregman has mashed to the tune of .315/.404/.556 with nine homers and 36 RBIs in 49 games. 

and that was before today. did he do anything today?

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