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for what it's worth, it's rare to see anyone turn a 3-6-3 or 3-6-1 like yuli does, especially for a righty. 

he's ridiculous at those and digging out ground balls.  i get why he plays.

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7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

for what it's worth, it's rare to see anyone turn a 3-6-3 or 3-6-1 like yuli does, especially for a righty. 

he's ridiculous at those and digging out ground balls.  i get why he plays.

for what it’s worth, I get why his fellow Cuban plays as well.

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

it's nice to see our 17th best pitcher do well.

I don’t know if this is hyperbole or not, but I sitting here thinking about it and I’d take the other 13 guys over him, plus Martinez and Bielak. So, I have him at 16 at best. I can’t think of anyone else I’d have over him if I’m being honest.  So, about right. 

I guess 13 total bases is OK.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t know if this is hyperbole or not, but I sitting here thinking about it and I’d take the other 13 guys over him, plus Martinez and Bielak. So, I have him at 16 at best. I can’t think of anyone else I’d have over him if I’m being honest.  So, about right. 

it was exaggeration, but when i typed it, i knew it would be pretty close.  he was great in the postseason so maybe he turns it on again, who knows.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

it was exaggeration, but when i typed it, i knew it would be pretty close.  he was great in the postseason so maybe he turns it on again, who knows.

No fucking way should he be on the post season roster. 

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

i agree but i'm not in charge of those decisions.

Smith either. Has to be Brown. 

This team is ok. My prediction of 98 and winning the division easily with 101 as a stretch goal to end the year over 500 seriously undersold them. 
6 games over. We’d never been better than 4 before this year. 

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

it's nice to see our 17th best pitcher do well.

 

10th best or so is in AAA

I saw 3 of the bombs Alvarez hit in Oakland earlier this year, and I can't remember anyone hitting such majestic fucking blasts repeatedly against one team.

be proud !

 

It took the Astros 61 years to get 5 games over .500 all-time. This seems like a lot, but take this in consideration, the Astros are the only team in the expansion era with a total record over .500. 13 other teams born 1961 and on all have records below .500

be proud !
 
It took the Astros 61 years to get 5 games over .500 all-time. This seems like a lot, but take this in consideration, the Astros are the only team in the expansion era with a total record over .500. 13 other teams born 1961 and on all have records below .500

Thanks for that stat. I was just thinking that finally getting over .500 as a modern expansion team ain’t as bad as it seems.
1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

The 4 for 4 night for Yordan helped bring his season BA to over .300

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I love that the team leaders spoke and then the team toasted qualifying for the post season. Damn great locker room 

We need to wear 'Los Astros' all through the playoffs 

 

 

2 hours ago, Harrison Stafford said:

I want to take this opportunity to think the Los Angeles Dodgers for trading YA to us in exchange for Josh fields at the end of 2016

 

we really should send them a muffin basket 

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Rome stirring the pot once again. 

 

This fucking guy needs his ass kicked

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

This fucking guy needs his ass kicked

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I’m probably in the minority but I’m team Rome. At least as far as injuries. 

April: OMG, baseball started late, Carlos is gone, and we suck!!

September 17: Chill, Honey Bunny

 

45 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I’m probably in the minority but I’m team Rome. At least as far as injuries. 

I thought it was snarky and funny.

I would rest him a lot heading in to the playoffs so that we have Hammerin' Yordan instead of Slappy Alvarez.

19 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

Does Dusty rest Yordon today just to fuck with us?

100 million %
 

no way Yordan is in the lineup today 

32 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I thought it was snarky and funny.

It’s just tired and played out.

Every tweet is him trying to find new, clever ways to jab and it’s just played out

9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

100 million %
 

no way Yordan is in the lineup today 

1000% it’s the @Wulaw Horn theory. It’s tried and true 

9 hours ago, The Dog said:

This was BEFORE the 3rd bomb.

When is Coors Field next on our schedule? Could be must-see TV. 

1 hour ago, Slacks said:

April: OMG, baseball started late, Carlos is gone, and we suck!!

September 17: Chill, Honey Bunny

 

We were a couple of Fonzies the whole time

I’m imaging major league psychiatrist scene for that a’s pitcher

“Why’d you throw him a first pitch fastball in his 3rd at bat?“

Martinez: “because he hit the change up 434’”

“Better than 464’!”

10 hours ago, The Dog said:

This was BEFORE the 3rd bomb.

How many had 3 in a game?

13 hours ago, runthebone said:

I literally love Justin Verlander.

He’s alright.  I think he’ll make the playoff roster. 

13 hours ago, runthebone said:

I literally love Alvarez also.

He’ll also probably make the playoff roster. 

Next person that says postseason roster is getting pistol whipped. 
 

hey @Mez2 what’s that bar you like with all the shit on the walls 

In the last 7 games, Yordan is slashing .542/.645/1.333. I’d say he’s back. 

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