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15 hours ago, Born to Run said:

You want a clean poop spot in the morning? Any random hotel lobby restroom.  Just walk right the fuck in..

Gotcha free breakfast & maybe an apple + orange for later while you're in there 

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16 hours ago, butthurt said:

 

 

filmed on the Kinison ranch I'm guessing?

2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

filmed on the Kinison ranch I'm guessing?

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16 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

 

8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Gotcha free breakfast & maybe an apple + orange for later while you're in there 

Fuck use the pool and gym too.  No one working there cares.   Maybe leave a big tip for Karma 

28 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Fuck use the pool and gym too.  No one working there cares.   Maybe leave a big tip for Karma 

Most require keys. 

59 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Most require keys. 

Time it right & go in the gym when someone comes out or goes in... like a gated community & you drive in behind someone else.

More than likely nobody will ask what's up & even if they do, "I left my room card upstairs & my GF is in the room.   I don't wanna go all the way back."

I used to take a giant steamer every day on my lunch break at the Office Max acroos the street from the office.

After my 8th visit and not buying anything they started locking the restroom. 

3 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Time it right & go in the gym when someone comes out or goes in... like a gated community & you drive in behind someone else.

More than likely nobody will ask what's up & even if they do, "I left my room card upstairs & my GF is in the room.   I don't wanna go all the way back."

 

14 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Gotcha free breakfast & maybe an apple + orange for later while you're in there 

Or maybe just buy your own food, use your own toilet, and get a gym membership like a functioning member of society. Something to consider. 

McCaffrey didn’t go there to play school. 

For everyone's Christmas movie playlist, I offer up Terrifier 3!!  

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19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Googie architecture is awesome, and unfortunately disappearing. 

Saw this in a grocery store and thought about you all.

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7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Ive been to the South Austin location a few times.

10 hours ago, Superhero said:

Saw this in a grocery store and thought about you all.

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Diego Pavia thread is that way —>

1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

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My son gives batteries with that note to one person every Christmas on a rotation.  It's usually appreciated.

On 12/23/2025 at 6:07 PM, MissingInAction said:

I used to take a giant steamer every day on my lunch break at the Office Max acroos the street from the office.

After my 8th visit and not buying anything they started locking the restroom. 

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49 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Even worse than that dumb Honda commercial that's read forwards and backwards. 

On 12/25/2025 at 8:41 AM, MissingInAction said:

Since we're posting AI slop

 

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I would actually be very pleased to have a new mower blade.  

23 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I would actually be very pleased to have a new mower blade.  

 

Some folks call it a sling blade...

 

 

 

37 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I would actually be very pleased to have a new mower blade.  

In the skull?  

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Some folks call it a sling blade...

 

56 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

In the skull?  

Oh, damn, I just realized that's Carl.  You believe in the Bible, Carl?

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