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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins

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First Dolphins rookie qb with 2 fh td passes since Dan in 1983? Wow.

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Just now, ITHorn said:

Quinn outplaying Baker with vastly inferior weapons is the cherry on top of a great year two years of shitting on OU.

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Quinn outplaying Baker with vastly inferior weapons is the cherry on top of a great 125 years of shitting on OU.


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Forgot just how effortlessly quinn can spin it. That first td looked like he barely even tried and it was a dime.

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So you signed up on September 11, 2025 with your first handle yet you recall Derka's crusades against Sam and Quinn? Make that math work for me, Rex.

Yeah, that's pretty much bs. Dude just signed up but just happens to know about Derka's opinions from years ago. I've argued with @Derka more than most, but I respect him, which is why we only argue on the topic of QBs. I don't think I've ever even negged the dude. Some dudes follow Derka around wherever he posts antagonizing him. Including creating new handles to do so. Weirdos.

We all know he can play. I still don’t quite understand why he chooses to throw so many without velocity but dude can play.

34 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

jesus miami's oline sucks , 3 of them to block 1 guy and he still gets through for a sack

I mean dude split the doubleteam and was in the backfield immediately. How does that happen?

The aggy hate is strong on x/twit.

Tastes like success.

On 12/24/2025 at 10:30 PM, Cruz in Aledo said:

This is my first handle

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Hey Baker, ttlp

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Very happy for Quinn for showing out and getting his first NFL win.

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2 hours ago, ITHorn said:

Rookie Quinn in his second NFL start outplaying Baker with vastly inferior weapons is the cherry on top of a great year of shitting on OU.

The Dolphins are terrible so this was in no way a gimme.

Watching highlights

Fuck yeah HOOK EM Quinn!

Shitting on Mayfield makes it even better

1 hour ago, TOR said:

The aggy hate is strong on x/twit.

Tastes like success.

They are so dumb. His favorite target is Achane who is a great speedster outlet out of the backfield just like Blue

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Pretty smart not to target that punkass Waddle

He had a target and dropped it.

He makes some throws you just have to shake your head at. Makes it look effortless.

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Layne, Simms, and VY?

Edit - Layne was 1948. Colt was the other one

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4 hours ago, Derka said:

and another one:

Viva Quinn Ewers!!!

Only 5 Longhorn quarterbacks have an NFL win in the last 25 years? Simms, VY, Colt, Sam and Ewers?

I used AI for this stat but former OU QBs have 148 regular season wins in the last 25 years and Texas only has 49?

Who am I forgetting about besides Hurts, Mayfield and Murray? Do those 3 really have that many wins?

Did Bradford ever get a win? He did play for a horrible franchise(that I never followed).

23 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Only 5 Longhorn quarterbacks have an NFL win in the last 25 years? Simms, VY, Colt, Sam and Ewers?

Sam doesn't have a win as a starter

27 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Only 5 Longhorn quarterbacks have an NFL win in the last 25 years? Simms, VY, Colt, Sam and Ewers?

I used AI for this stat but former OU QBs have 148 regular season wins in the last 25 years and Texas only has 49?

Who am I forgetting about besides Hurts, Mayfield and Murray? Do those 3 really have that many wins?

Shit, we've only had 5 QBs in the last 25 years.

Just now, Slacks said:

Shit, we've only had 5 QBs in the last 25 years.

What about Squints, Ash and Buchelle?

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Everyone forgets about Swoopes there it is

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Everyone forgets about Swoopes there it is

Because he was a tight end in the NFL, not a QB.

6 hours ago, Derka said:

63 yard TD.

Respect for this post. Hope you are doing well.

2 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Only 5 Longhorn quarterbacks have an NFL win in the last 25 years? Simms, VY, Colt, Sam and Ewers?

I used AI for this stat but former OU QBs have 148 regular season wins in the last 25 years and Texas only has 49?

Who am I forgetting about besides Hurts, Mayfield and Murray? Do those 3 really have that many wins?

It's not like we've been cranking out QBs in the last 25 years. VY flamed out, Colt never really got going, Simms had some moments.

With the transfer portal those stats should die. Is hurts an Alabama qb or ou. If tj Finley makes nfl, which school does he rep lmao

2 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Only 5 Longhorn quarterbacks have an NFL win in the last 25 years? Simms, VY, Colt, Sam and Ewers?

I used AI for this stat but former OU QBs have 148 regular season wins in the last 25 years and Texas only has 49?

Who am I forgetting about besides Hurts, Mayfield and Murray? Do those 3 really have that many wins?

Bradford

3 hours ago, Slacks said:

Shit, we've only had 5 QBs in the last 25 years.

It isn't like we have ever been some QB factory. In the 20th century we had Bobby Layne and...well...that was it.

Anyway, Mayfield, take the loss pussy.

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This person is a head coach in the NFL. How is that possible?

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2 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

With the transfer portal those stats should die. Is hurts an Alabama qb or ou. If tj Finley makes nfl, which school does he rep lmao

OU. And it’s always the school your drafted from.

29 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

This person is a head coach in the NFL. How is that possible?

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He might not be for long… but his first job in the NFL was 20 years ago. Yale grad, Shanahan coaching tree

4 hours ago, WBT said:

Everyone forgets about Swoopes there it is

Swoopes is coaching high school football now.

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

This person is a head coach in the NFL. How is that possible?

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Isn' this Pete Davidson doing a SNL skit?

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