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33 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:
4 hours ago, Atticus said:

Arch probably wasn’t ready to handle the entire offense that was built around Quinn’s strengths.

It is amazing that some of you think bullshit word salad like this really means we shouldn't start the best possible player at the most important position when we have a legit opportunity to win a title. 

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this just in, gerry hamilton reports that quinn ewers played his entire college career without a heart, liver, kidneys, or lungs. #TexasTough

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Color me incredibly skeptical of this injury update with Quinn. This is his agent trying to boost his draft stock, plain and simple. 

 

 

I’m pretty sure some said earlier in this thread that is exactly what will happen. 

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Here is every play of the Michigan game if someone can find where Ewers injured his oblique in this game: 

 

It was the UTSA game that he got injured, one week after this game.

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21 hours ago, Derka said:

yeah that’s bullshit. i tore my oblique last year and i don’t give a shit how tough QE is or how many drugs they gave him, you cannot throw a goddamn football with a torn oblique. you can barely move. breathing hurts. sneezing is a death sentence. ain’t nobody playing QB in the SEC with a torn oblique. QE would have been crying in the fetal position on the sidelines between every drive.

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this was weeks after the fact. in the last 2 years i’ve torn both meniscuses, had a high ankle sprain, and a separated shoulder, on top of the torn oblique. the oblique injury was by far the most debilitating.

and yeah, those are the stretch marks you get when you go from 180 lbs to 320 lbs in 7 months because your doctor prescribed you risperidal when you were 15. 😡 

 

How old are you now? Like 50? But, sure, it's apt to compare a 50-something who was never a college-caliber athlete with a 20-something playing at the highest level of college athletics.

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20 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

How old are you now? Like 50? But, sure, it's apt to compare a 50-something who was never a college-caliber athlete with a 20-something playing at the highest level of college athletics.

right because that’s how injuries work. torn oblique, torn acl, popped achilles? who cares if you’re 20! no big deal! and to think that Colt could have just gone back in the game against Bama. why didn’t he do that? what a loser.

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1 minute ago, Derka said:

and to think that Colt could have just gone back in the game against Bama. why didn’t he do that? what a loser.

I've been waiting 16 years for someone to say this out loud.  Thank you.

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1 hour ago, Derka said:

right because that’s how injuries work. torn oblique, torn acl, popped achilles? who cares if you’re 20! no big deal! and to think that Colt could have just gone back in the game against Bama. why didn’t he do that? what a loser.

Legitimately that made zero sense. Like absolutely none. Some of us played with injuries we shouldn't have when we were in our teens and 20s and part of it wasn't just coaches putting pressure on us, but our own stupidity. Thirty years removed from playing D1 with a partially torn ACL that completely tore several weeks later, and five years removed from tearing the other ACL skiing, I can guarantee you there's a difference in how I felt and recovered. And you doubting whether Ewers, a starter for one of the highest-tiered teams at the highest tier of collegiate athletics, could play through an injury based on your anecdotal experience at 30 years older and in less-than-peak physical condition, is patently. Fucking. Absurd.

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6 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

Legitimately that made zero sense. Like absolutely none. Some of us played with injuries we shouldn't have when we were in our teens and 20s and part of it wasn't just coaches putting pressure on us, but our own stupidity. Thirty years removed from playing D1 with a partially torn ACL that completely tore several weeks later, and five years removed from tearing the other ACL skiing, I can guarantee you there's a difference in how I felt and recovered. And you doubting whether Ewers, a starter for one of the highest-tiered teams at the highest tier of collegiate athletics, could play through an injury based on your anecdotal experience at 30 years older and in less-than-peak physical condition, is patently. Fucking. Absurd.

Rookie mistake to argue with him.  Just ignore him and move along.  He provides pretty good analysis for basketball which is why I haven't added him to the ignored users list.

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14 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

Legitimately that made zero sense. Like absolutely none. Some of us played with injuries we shouldn't have when we were in our teens and 20s and part of it wasn't just coaches putting pressure on us, but our own stupidity. Thirty years removed from playing D1 with a partially torn ACL that completely tore several weeks later, and five years removed from tearing the other ACL skiing, I can guarantee you there's a difference in how I felt and recovered. And you doubting whether Ewers, a starter for one of the highest-tiered teams at the highest tier of collegiate athletics, could play through an injury based on your anecdotal experience at 30 years older and in less-than-peak physical condition, is patently. Fucking. Absurd.

a)you falling for this propaganda is funny and sad

b)i don’t give a shit if i’m 150 years old, ain’t nobody playing QB with a torn oblique 

c)comparing playing with a torn oblique to playing with a torn acl is an apples and oranges comparison, there have been countless cases of athletes playing with torn acls/no acl, while nobody who tears his oblique continues playing

d)none of QE’s struggles or issues this year were new, so i will refer to you again to point a when i say that it’s a transparently BS excuse for his struggles, and 

e)it’s amazing how many of you graduated from UT with a law degree and yet you suck at debate, argue like a teenager, and fall for crap like this fake oblique injury excuse 

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i mean seriously dude, we’re talking about sinewy muscle fibers and excruciating pain here. if you really think that someone can play an entire season of SEC football, repeatedly hurl a large object at high speeds, get routinely tackled by gangs of 250-300 lb men, and then just be chilling on the sidelines, laughing and joking and showing no signs of pain on a torn oblique, then i’ve got some ocean front property in pflugerville to sell you. come on man. use your head.

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13 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Rookie mistake to argue with him.  Just ignore him and move along.  He provides pretty good analysis for basketball which is why I haven't added him to the ignored users list.

At some point the guilt of taking advantage of someone's DSM-level mental issues for entertainment value will outweigh how funny it is to watch a fat fucking fifty-something Never Was die on the cross of comparing his current self to a 21-year-old about to be drafted into a professional sports league.

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5 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

At some point the guilt of taking advantage of someone's DSM-level mental issues for entertainment value will outweigh how funny it is to watch a fat fucking fifty-something Never Was die on the cross of comparing his current self to a 21-year-old about to be drafted into a professional sports league.

it’s so funny how y’all do this. you and i disagree on something, and instead of discussing it like an adult you whine, spaz out, react like a child, immediately resort to personal insults, and all the while you’re like, “fucking derka, he’s so immature, dude can’t handle a differing opinion.”

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either discuss this with me like an adult or move on. you guys act more derka than i do and then circle jerk each other about how it’s me who’s ruining the discussion. zero self awareness.

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7 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

At some point the guilt of taking advantage of someone's DSM-level mental issues for entertainment value will outweigh how funny it is to watch a fat fucking fifty-something Never Was die on the cross of comparing his current self to a 21-year-old about to be drafted into a professional sports league.

He's pretty mad now.

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2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

He's pretty mad now.

let’s see: you’re in here talking shit about me and not even pretending to participate in the conversation, ut lawyer guy is spazzing out and insulting me left and right, and yet *i’m* the one who’s mad in your mind. seriously, it’s amazing to watch you guys embody everything “derka” and then lie to yourself about it.

the two of you have derka’d this thread and derailed this discussion. way to go.

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23 hours ago, satyanash said:

Austin Curtright: Former Texas QB Quinn Ewers reportedly played through 2024 season with torn oblique

 

What narrative happens to be the best for Ewers draft stock?  That he played mediocrely when healthy or mediocrely while injured?  Maybe he was injured all year and that was the only reason he struggled, but I would also expect these stories to protect his payday if it weren’t the case, too.  We don’t know, and it will be NFL scouts, coaches and GMs to figure out whether it’s spin or legit.

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3 minutes ago, Goredho said:

What narrative happens to be the best for Ewers draft stock?  That he played mediocrely when healthy or mediocrely while injured?  Maybe he was injured all year and that was the only reason he struggled, but I would also expect these stories to protect his payday if it weren’t the case, too.  We don’t know, and it will be NFL scouts, coaches and GMs to figure out whether it’s spin or legit.

none of his problems this year were new, and none of them indicated him being limited due to injury, unless you count his being afraid to be hit as a result of having been previously injured. his footwork, his inaccuracy, his lack of mobility, his pocket jitters, his inability to make reads and progressions- none of it is new, and none of it is attributable to an oblique injury that was supposedly suffered against michigan. 

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7 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

He's pretty mad now.

Yeah. Now I'm feeling a little guilty. I think it was clear to most rational people that Ewers was injured in some way that involved his core muscles or his back and he wasn't the same guy we saw against UM. Whether it's spin or it actually affected him the rest of the season is up for debate. One of the things people aren't thinking about is that he has to sign a HIPAA release for the NFL and they'll get his meds. If it's untrue, it's likely to get leaked or at least it's something every team will know anyway and it's a dangerous thing to lie about.

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2024 Texas was a national championship level team all over the field- except at QB, where quinn ewers was visibly unreliable with the stats and QB ratings/rankings to back up what your eyeballs were telling you. QE was objectively one of the least effective, most unreliable players on a team that absolutely could have won a national title, and he had a healthy and wildly talented backup who’d looked pretty damn talented and dynamic whenever he was on the field. 

if you really believe that QE’s frustratingly inept season was because he was playing injured, and that steve sarkisian was willing to lose out on a national title for himself, this school, and all of QE’s teammates when he’s got the 2025 heisman favorite on the bench, then surely you must think gnat Sark is an abject moron who needs to be fired like yesterday. that would be the definition of coaching malpractice. if you can make yourself believe this gobbledygook- shit, gullible doesn’t even begin to describe it.

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10 minutes ago, Derka said:

2024 Texas was a national championship level team all over the field- except at QB, where quinn ewers was visibly unreliable with the stats and QB ratings/rankings to back up what your eyeballs were telling you. QE was objectively one of the least effective, most unreliable players on a team that absolutely could have won a national title, and he had a healthy and wildly talented backup who’d looked great in the games he’d started.

if you really believe that QE’s frustratingly inept season was because he was playing injured, and that steve sarkisian was willing to lose out on a national title for himself, this school, and all of QE’s teammates when he’s got the 2025 heisman favorite on the bench, then surely you must think gnat Sark is an abject moron who needs to be fired like yesterday. that would be the definition of coaching malpractice. if you can make yourself believe this gobbledygook- shit, gullible doesn’t even begin to describe it.

1 minute ago, mwaadeeb said:

As with most anything in life, there are degrees. Likely QE was bothered enough for it to affect his play but not enough to get benched (except when he was).

 

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20 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

or trey owens

I'm getting ahead of myself

Trey should starts. I have a comprehensive post explaining why that I am saving for the Spring Game. 

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8 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

Trey should starts. I have a comprehensive post explaining why that I am saving for the Spring Game. 

like all good satire, I can't tell if you're joking or not

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2 hours ago, Goredho said:

What narrative happens to be the best for Ewers draft stock?  That he played mediocrely when healthy or mediocrely while injured?  Maybe he was injured all year and that was the only reason he struggled, but I would also expect these stories to protect his payday if it weren’t the case, too.  We don’t know, and it will be NFL scouts, coaches and GMs to figure out whether it’s spin or legit.

Narrative works if there are medical records , scans etc to confirm. 

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I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I think cam ward is the only QB I take over Quinn in this draft. Maybe dart... Maybe. I sure as shit don't take sanders and all that entails over him. 

I think he was hurt and when healthy he can run a pro style offense. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, immamac said:

This thread is better dormant. 

Where’s Thatguy to pump up how Quinn had the best stats ever for a guy with a torn oblique? 

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