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32 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

We dodged a Bijan-sized bullet with that one

My favorite Zach Evans memories (IIRC): 

He was going to attend a recruiting weekend for JMBLYA back when Herman did that and just straight up turned around and went home when the show got cancelled due to rain 

His brother legit wanted to fight one of my idiot friends that talked shit on twitter. DM’d him asking for an address, sent a picture of a gun, etc

I have to assume that we have some absolutely classic posts about Evans on that cycle’s thread. I remember in the early days, Evans was considered a once every 5 years kind of back. As time went on, it became clear that he was another North Shore fucktard and Texas was going to have other priorities. Then we’d occasionally have the drive-by football board poster show up and demand answers as to why Texas was focused on other recruitments, etc. Standard stuff, really. 

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11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I have to assume that we have some absolutely classic posts about Evans on that cycle’s thread. I remember in the early days, Evans was considered a once every 5 years kind of back. As time went on, it became clear that he was another North Shore fucktard and Texas was going to have other priorities. Then we’d occasionally have the drive-by football board poster show up and demand answers as to why Texas was focused on other recruitments, etc.

That was also peak "Thots" era, too.

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Posted
48 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

We dodged a Bijan-sized bullet with that one

My favorite Zach Evans memories (IIRC): 

He was going to attend a recruiting weekend for JMBLYA back when Herman did that and just straight up turned around and went home when the show got cancelled due to rain 

His brother legit wanted to fight one of my idiot friends that talked shit on twitter. DM’d him asking for an address, sent a picture of a gun, etc

Didn’t he get sent home and not allowed to play in the state championship game?

Posted
4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I have to assume that we have some absolutely classic posts about Evans on that cycle’s thread. I remember in the early days, Evans was considered a once every 5 years kind of back. As time went on, it became clear that he was another North Shore fucktard and Texas was going to have other priorities. Then we’d occasionally have the drive-by football board poster show up and demand answers as to why Texas was focused on other recruitments, etc. Standard stuff, really. 

Mea Culpa. I thought the dude was gonna be a super star.

 

Bijan was light centuries better.

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6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I have to assume that we have some absolutely classic posts about Evans on that cycle’s thread. I remember in the early days, Evans was considered a once every 5 years kind of back. As time went on, it became clear that he was another North Shore fucktard and Texas was going to have other priorities. Then we’d occasionally have the drive-by football board poster show up and demand answers as to why Texas was focused on other recruitments, etc. Standard stuff, really. 

I remember the time @Dbeasy watched a one minute interview of him and predicted he would be a high character guy and a locker room leader. There have definitely been worse predictions on the recruiting board, but that one always gets me. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I remember the time @Dbeasy watched a one minute interview of him and predicted he would be a high character guy and a locker room leader. There have definitely been worse predictions on the recruiting board, but that one always gets me. 

I don’t remember this but this post made me laugh. I need to see the post and those around it. I was dogging the guy’s character and watching people shriek for a good 6 months. People who did the work knew this clown was going to fail. 

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t remember this but this post made me laugh. I need to see the post and those around it. I was dogging the guy’s character and watching people shriek for a good 6 months. People who did the work knew this clown was going to fail. 

I guess it's an unwritten rule by $9.95's to not talk character shit when it's plainly obvious.  I wish they would. 

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t remember this but this post made me laugh. I need to see the post and those around it. I was dogging the guy’s character and watching people shriek for a good 6 months. People who did the work knew this clown was going to fail. 

Along with that dumb fuck Javonne Sheppard. A completely self-absorbed shitbag. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, WBT said:

Do you want carl?  Because posts like that are how you get carl.

I was just thinking earlier that this is prime Carl season. Thots and big booties to balance the cheese puns, cat facts, and horror movie nightmares. 

 

Posted
7 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why would they use the “atomic wedgie” photo for this tweet?

I'm glad that they did. But still an odd choice. 

It’s the only NFL picture of him playing football?

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Posted
8 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I guess it's an unwritten rule by $9.95's to not talk character shit when it's plainly obvious.  I wish they would. 

Eh… these kids start getting noticed around 14 yrs old or so. 
 

I was a decent kid, but I knew plenty of guys who were utter pieces of shit at 14 who were decent humans by the time they were 21. Of course, plenty weren’t…

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Something worth tracking this month is the audience that Ohio State is building for the Texas game with recruiting visits. They’re talking about over 100 2026 & 2027 recruits. We usually overlap in recruiting 5-10 elite guys. 

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Posted
10 hours ago, trythisathome said:

That day we finally crowdsourced him was a great time. 

Wasn't this around the time he made up a story that he saw someone at a golf course (CTJ?) and he and his cousin threatened to fight him?

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30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Something worth tracking this month is the audience that Ohio State is building for the Texas game with recruiting visits. They’re talking about over 100 2026 & 2027 recruits. We usually overlap in recruiting 5-10 elite guys. 


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BTW, Kreul is pronounced "Krell" as I understand it. Krell is what Ozzy Osbourne and David Lee Roth called cocaine back in the late 70s when VH was touring and opening for Black Sabbath. Ozzy and DLR would have "Krell wars" to figure out who could do the most coke. 

I'm not saying that Jake Kreul is similarly cocaine-infused, but it would explain a lot about his social media. 

Still, I'd be happy to have Mr. Cocaine as a longhorn. 

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4 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

BTW, Kreul is pronounced "Krell" as I understand it. Krell is what Ozzy Osbourne and David Lee Roth called cocaine back in the late 70s when VH was touring and opening for Black Sabbath. Ozzy and DLR would have "Krell wars" to figure out who could do the most coke. 

I'm not saying that Jake Kreul is similarly cocaine-infused, but it would explain a lot about his social media. 

Still, I'd be happy to have Mr. Cocaine as a longhorn. 

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Posted
11 hours ago, WBT said:

Do you want carl?  Because posts like that are how you get carl.

 

8 hours ago, swoosh said:

^^^ would LOVE to have DAVON BENJAMIN as a TEXAS LONGHORN...

 

17 minutes ago, Baldwin said:

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Posted
19 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I have to assume that we have some absolutely classic posts about Evans on that cycle’s thread. I remember in the early days, Evans was considered a once every 5 years kind of back. As time went on, it became clear that he was another North Shore fucktard and Texas was going to have other priorities. Then we’d occasionally have the drive-by football board poster show up and demand answers as to why Texas was focused on other recruitments, etc. Standard stuff, really. 

Just say 6th Street. 

11 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I guess it's an unwritten rule by $9.95's to not talk character shit when it's plainly obvious.  I wish they would. 

Well, if you talk shit about a kid, would the next set of parents let you have any access even if your kid wasn’t a shitbag? I wouldn’t. Less of an unwritten rule, more of a “I need to be able to do my job” fact of life. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Something worth tracking this month is the audience that Ohio State is building for the Texas game with recruiting visits. They’re talking about over 100 2026 & 2027 recruits. We usually overlap in recruiting 5-10 elite guys. 

Good. When we pistol whip them it’ll be grand. 

51 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Bobby dropped this in his update today:

”There’s a little positive chatter behind the scenes on recruiting.

Texas is gaining some confidence on a pair of players currently committed elsewhere.”

I have to assume we’re full at DT, otherwise I’d say the usc kid. Lee, hopefully. Who else does USC have from Texas?

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Something worth tracking this month is the audience that Ohio State is building for the Texas game with recruiting visits. They’re talking about over 100 2026 & 2027 recruits. We usually overlap in recruiting 5-10 elite guys. 

So 5-10 of our recruits will be on hand to witness the butt kicking of Ohio State?

Sark really is building a death star.

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Just say 6th Street. 

Well, if you talk shit about a kid, would the next set of parents let you have any access even if your kid wasn’t a shitbag? I wouldn’t. Less of an unwritten rule, more of a “I need to be able to do my job” fact of life. 

Good. When we pistol whip them it’ll be grand. 

I have to assume we’re full at DT, otherwise I’d say the usc kid. Lee, hopefully. Who else does USC have from Texas?

it would also be fun to peel off one of those 17 5*'s off of Bama just to add them to the Georgia meltdown.

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