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12 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

@Gatorubet

I negged you a few pages back for the sole purpose of unlocking the full rep spread. I owe you one next time I'm in NOLA.

 

 

It's called the cycle, meat. 

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1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

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This dude needs to play the Penguin in a Batman movie. He'd kill it. 

2 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I read that he wants to be buried on the golf course as well. I'm already planning my pissing pilgrimage to the site. 

Oh hell, it just occurred to me what type of memorial shrine he's going to have built at his gravesite. It will be the biggest, gaudiest, loudest, most obnoxious tomb ever. He's going to want it to be a combination of Elvis' Graceland, JFK's eternal flame, and the pyramids of Egypt but less, ahem...ethnic. Plus he'll charge $50 a head for the MAGATs to come and weep over it.

He's been out of office for 2.5 years and I don't think I've heard one peep about a presidential library. 

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20 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I read that he wants to be buried on the golf course as well. I'm already planning my pissing pilgrimage to the site. 

I'm willing to compromise.  An open casket on the golf course, 150 yard shot.  $10 per ball to try and land one in his casket.  All proceeds go to either the NAACP or the US Treasury.  Fundraiser name?  AssHole In One.

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's been out of office for 2.5 years and I don't think I've heard one peep about a presidential library. 

Trump indictment: Former president kept classified docs in Mar-a-Lago  bathroom, ballroom

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Dropping an atom bomb on MAL seems a bit much

It's the only way to be sure.

3 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:

I’ve heard that It’s really the only way to be sure.

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Beat me to it.

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Trump indictment: Former president kept classified docs in Mar-a-Lago  bathroom, ballroom

Boy, I bet that toilet could tell you some stories.

35 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's been out of office for 2.5 years and I don't think I've heard one peep about a presidential library. 

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4 minutes ago, Restless Native said:

Boy, I bet that toilet could tell you some stories.

Why is it so far out from the wall?

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I think you’ll probably agree, though, that he was way overhyping things.

Yeah.  Unlike Fox they won’t straight out present a lie….but the spin is the spin. Like a tweet from Occupy Democrats, I like the factoid head’s up, but take any comment about the factoid with a grain of salt . 

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Why would his attorney not want him to get this exonerating evidence out there? Very puzzling. 

His attorneys are trampling on his freedom of speech! Where is the outrage?

8 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Why is it so far out from the wall?

He sits on it backward, looking in the mirror.

 

44 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's been out of office for 2.5 years and I don't think I've heard one peep about a presidential library. 

The 45 Presidential Library might be the first one where the docents are prison trusties.

55 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's been out of office for 2.5 years and I don't think I've heard one peep about a presidential library. 

For reference - W’s groundbreaking was 2010, Obama’s was 2021 (thanks COVID), Clinton 2001, HW Bush 1994

Guessing he’s still extorting potential locations for how much of a cut he will get from the library 

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4 hours ago, Celery Man said:

fuckin woke children

Phrasing?

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

Feels like they shouldn't care about the rules if he's so SUPER DUPER INNOCENT!!!11!!

Why is it so far out from the wall?
That's the kind of robust attention to detail one expects from a great businessman and president.

How exactly does someone like Roger Stone pay his bills?   Does he earn an income from Trump's PAC?   Did Nixon leave him some coin?   How?

How exactly does someone like Roger Stone pay his bills?   Does he earn an income from Trump's PAC?   Did Nixon leave him some coin?   How?
I don't know, but I'm hoping his disgusting story arc concludes with a tastefully shot final scene of him taking it in prison and then the camera centers on his Nixon tat- and fin.
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36 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

He sits on it backward, looking in the mirror.

 

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21 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
56 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:
Why is it so far out from the wall?

That's the kind of robust attention to detail one expects from a great businessman and president.

It's an elongated bowl, it's really for fat folks.  It isn't for handicapped folks.  It's so you can more comfortably fit your fat ass on the toilet.  

It's an elongated bowl, it's really for fat folks.  It isn't for handicapped folks.  It's so you can more comfortably fit your fat ass on the toilet.  
Sure, but the entire toilet is insanely far from the wall. Elongated bowls are just more comfortable in general and give you more room for your junk. I'm 6-1, 190 bro.
Some asshole put the drain too far from the wall and then just said fuck it.
Just now, Born to Run said:

Sure, but the entire toilet is insanely far from the wall. Elongated bowls are just more comfortable in general and give you more room for your junk. I'm 6-1, 190 bro.
Some asshole put the drain too far from the wall and then just said fuck it.

That may also be true, I know if I found out after the fact that I was doing plumbing for Trump and I was likely to get stiffed I'd fuck with him as much as code allows.  I memory serves, you have discretion of between 7 and 12 inches from the fall to dead center.  Just to be irritating I'd go to as close of the center of the room as possible, and immediately begin filing mechanic's liens.  

1 hour ago, Restless Native said:

Boy, I bet that toilet could tell you some stories.

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2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

This dude needs to play the Penguin in a Batman movie. He'd kill it. 

or a Dick Tracy gangster

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

How exactly does someone like Roger Stone pay his bills?   Does he earn an income from Trump's PAC?   Did Nixon leave him some coin?   How?

He probably has blackmail material on a bunch of William F Buckley types. He was doing dark money before dark money was called dark money.

18 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Half this board stroking out after the first Ewers pick.

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

How exactly does someone like Roger Stone pay his bills?   Does he earn an income from Trump's PAC?   Did Nixon leave him some coin?   How?

He charges the charlie kirk crowd for time with his nixon back tatoo.

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3 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Link fixed:

 

what's with the shaking hands?  

3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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They have finally developed an effective homosexual conversion therapy.

1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

It's an elongated bowl, it's really for fat folks.  It isn't for handicapped folks.  It's so you can more comfortably fit your fat ass on the toilet.  

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14 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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Definitely something an alpha male would tweet. 

13 minutes ago, tx ind said:

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fuck I'm an architect and I have never heard of those. come to think of it I don't know anyone morbidly obese. that does answer some questions, though

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

How exactly does someone like Roger Stone pay his bills?   Does he earn an income from Trump's PAC?   Did Nixon leave him some coin?   How?

He's been a GOP ratfucker/political consultant for like 40 years. So, he's paid pretty handsomely, or has been in the past, by all manner of GOP/GQP types.  Because he's so fucking weird, he generally doesn't get the pub that a James Carville, or Karl Rove, or even Lee Atwater got.  But same general occupation.

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5 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

the most concerning number there is the 74.2 million. the fuck are 11.2 million MORE people voting for trump after his disaster of a term? i get a ferw more here and there and covid was a major complicating factor that made people a little bit woowoo about shit, but that rings alarm bells for me. maybe they are the ones doing the voter fraud.

Look at everybody that you know that voted for Trump in 2020, and look at data online to see if they were voting in 2016 (it may not tell you exactly what party they voted for, but in some cases you can see what primaries they voted in, etc.). I know quite a few people that didn't vote in 2016 for various reasons, who got out and voted in 2020. Trump tapped into plenty of apathetic incel types, and had plenty of votes from people in states who didn't vote in 2016 because they thought the (R) candidate would be safe, and they got a little spooked in 2020. 

4 hours ago, linux said:

That was the rubicon, when his first indictment came and everybody stayed at home it gave the other DAs courage to go all the way.

I think that will be reflected in 2024 (assuming he is the nominee) - we've had four indictments (or indications) and no mass protests.  If they won't get off their asses over the indictments, I wonder if they will bother showing up to vote (especially if they think their state is safe or if they think Biden has it won no matter what).

And therein lies some of the irony - with these indictments (indications), Trump and his supporters have spent so much time on the airwaves and social media claiming that the election was stolen and that the Deep State, etc. controls who wins, that not only has hurt Trump in these indictments (indications), but a shitload of his followers believe that their votes won't matter if it's rigged by riggers. They won't even bother showing up.

Although it would be beautiful if Trump ended up in court and somehow admitted under oath that the elections weren't stolen but that his First Amendment rights meant he was allowed to say they were.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Look at everybody that you know that voted for Trump in 2020, and look at data online to see if they were voting in 2016 (it may not tell you exactly what party they voted for, but in some cases you can see what primaries they voted in, etc.). I know quite a few people that didn't vote in 2016 for various reasons, who got out and voted in 2020. Trump tapped into plenty of apathetic incel types, and had plenty of votes from people in states who didn't vote in 2016 because they thought the (R) candidate would be safe, and they got a little spooked in 2020. 

I think that will be reflected in 2024 (assuming he is the nominee) - we've had four indictments (or indications) and no mass protests.  If they won't get off their asses over the indictments, I wonder if they will bother showing up to vote (especially if they think their state is safe or if they think Biden has it won no matter what).

And therein lies some of the irony - with these indictments (indications), Trump and his supporters have spent so much time on the airwaves and social media claiming that the election was stolen and that the Deep State, etc. controls who wins, that not only has hurt Trump in these indictments (indications), but a shitload of his followers believe that their votes won't matter if it's rigged by riggers. They won't even bother showing up.

Although it would be beautiful if Trump ended up in court and somehow admitted under oath that the elections weren't stolen but that his First Amendment rights meant he was allowed to say they were.

It has been my experience that they do not, they are already planning to vote by mail after swearing it off in 2022. It is not facts that drive's them it is negative emotions that do.

5 hours ago, locodos said:

my fault! I swear to God!

*sweatergod

fuck I'm an architect and I have never heard of those. come to think of it I don't know anyone morbidly obese. that does answer some questions, though
I'm not sure I've ever installed anything other than elongated bowl. Super common. Old school round bowls are tiny. Commercial project are all elongated and typically ADA hieght (called comfort hieght in Residential)

To bring toilet talk full circle, if a toilet drain hits a floor truss, you have to get an engineer to sign of on modifying the truss, and that's sucks more than round toilets. Or have the toilet absurdly far from the wall. Engineers man.
2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

How exactly does someone like Roger Stone pay his bills?   Does he earn an income from Trump's PAC?   Did Nixon leave him some coin?   How?

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9 minutes ago, linux said:

It has been my experience that they do not, they are already planning to vote by mail after swearing it off in 2022. It is not facts that drive's them it is negative emotions that do.

They aren't bothering to show up at any of his indictments, so yeah, they may literally mail it in, but it won't matter in the states that flipped from (R) to (D) in 2020 - those states aren't coming back for Trump, and these indictments/indications aren't helping him at all amongst the moderate/independents that went to Biden. In fact, all of these indictments are reinforcing the decisions made by the people who voted against Trump in 2020 (who didn't vote in 2016 or were luke warm about Hillary) as well as the people who switched to Biden.

It'll be more for the debate gameday thread next week, but if the indictments come up in a big way during the debate (as in questions from the moderator(s)), that will be very telling.

I kind of wonder if the Georgia indications/indictments this week will make Trump show up at the debates next week in order to push his bullshit on a bigger stage than his 4 million bots and 1 million human followers on truth.social.

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

How exactly does someone like Roger Stone pay his bills?   Does he earn an income from Trump's PAC?   Did Nixon leave him some coin?   How?

He gets a royalty check every time anyone in the world says “lock her up” and “benghazi”

58 minutes ago, tx ind said:

what's with the shaking hands?  

that is an absolute, definite tell-tale sign of alcohol/drug withdrawal.  He told himself to dry out 72 hours before  deposition and did so, but that's what the last 18 hours of a 3-day cleanse look like.  

That are we are now talking toilets and liters per flush means we're the best country on earth.  Your next shit is real.  Your next thought is a result of the simulation.  This is absolutely fucking amazing.  

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

what's with the shaking hands?  

I don't know, but that sort of bit doesn't play nearly as well before a jury as he probably thinks it does.

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