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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Not Biden..... The stupid cock smoking presidential candidate picked a VP who is an old white man who has nazi turn in your neighbor goals.

Pay attention.

BTW I like Pancho the rest of you clowns.... NOT SO MUCH

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12 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

BTW I like Pancho the rest of you clowns.... NOT SO MUCH

Ah, so Pancho is your Black Friend (tm)?

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

It's always this:

Why are the ones so desperate to call others sheep so fucking dumb fuck gullible and shittily sourced?

Because they’re sad, pathetic, and weird as fuck. It’s not hard to figure out why people like him always go to the micropeen insult, it’s like some strange insecurity, what could it be???? LOL

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6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Later y'all the S&P 500 will hit 6,000 in October which will prop up your princess DEI dumbshit

From there have fun with GFC 2.0 you earned it I am out.

Neg rep away and bookmark this thread.

Holy fuck bro you will see all time highs in mid October

Then BOHICA but until then learn to trade options.

Why is it impossible for y’all to talk like normal human beings?  

Whole lotta syntax similarities between a schizophrenic PimpHand post and Dotards truth social rants I’m just sayinnnn

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Why is it impossible for y’all to talk like normal human beings?  

You're making a pretty big assumption there. 

17 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Not Biden..... The stupid cock smoking presidential candidate picked a VP who is an old white man who has nazi turn in your neighbor goals.

Pay attention.

BTW I like Pancho the rest of you clowns.... NOT SO MUCH

Never go full aggy.

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Why is it impossible for y’all to talk like normal human beings?  

When talking to NPCs there is no point

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Because they’re sad, pathetic, and weird as fuck. It’s not hard to figure out why people like him always go to the micropeen insult, it’s like some strange insecurity, what could it be???? LOL

Man you are near @aggie08 level longhorn slave.... odd

8 minutes ago, Constant said:

You clearly don’t have the first clue what a nazi idea even is. 

Bro you have your Ukranian virtue signal flag still up despite the fact that we get hyperinflation from bitchass congress proxy war.

Have fun BTW

1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

It's going to be extra odd when I am sitting in a deer blind with my maga bil wearing that hat. He won't say shit because I am a fucking gun nut with all suppressed tools. That is the biggest mind fuck of them all. He only identifies with guns. Silly little dude. 

 

I am all about gun regulations. 90% of what I have should not be commercially available. Lfg. Take it away. Idgaf. I would rather kids in Uvalde were alive over mah rights. Regulate, monitor and make America great again.

Props! I'm guessing we were separated at birth. Whatever, I got over it.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

despite the fact that we get hyperinflation from bitchass congress proxy war.

3.0% is hyperinflation?

Just now, Pimphand said:

Bro you have your Ukranian virtue signal flag still up despite the fact that we get hyperinflation from bitchass congress proxy war.

Have fun BTW

Soooo no, no you don’t. That’s okay. Type harder. Really press those buttons, it’ll help. 

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

3.0% is hyperinflation?

Not yet but if you believe the CPI "stats" then well get ready to get fucked

Man @Pimphand can see through the matrix yet is just a little cunt about it. He’s like if Neo was just an incel. Sad. 

What the fuck is going on in here?  Did pimphand lose his cool over something or what?  How far back do I have to go to find out? Cliffnotes anyone?

 

26 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

 

Somehow you DEI cocksmokes have decided that a Veep of an old white guy who pulls nazi ideas is democracy.

CLOWN

You seem to be confused on which side are Nazis. Let me help you. Just vote for whatever side the gays are voting for.

Just now, Thatguy said:

You seem to be confused on which side are Nazis. Let me help you. Just vote for whatever side the gays are voting for.

No opening a call line to report your non compliant neighbors were in fact the nazis.....

You might want to learn the path next incarnation

Do adults (using term loosely for pimphand) really use “dick sucking” as the ultimate burn? I’m assuming he’s high fiving himself with each dick reference. Mind bottling

When talking to NPCs there is no point

See this is exactly what I mean, nobody talks like this! Just fucking be normal.
Just now, Pimphand said:

No opening a call line to report your non compliant neighbors were in fact the nazis.....

You might want to learn the path next incarnation

Now do reporting people trying to obtain abortions 

7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Bro you have your Ukranian virtue signal flag still up despite the fact that we get hyperinflation from bitchass congress proxy war.

Have fun BTW

Why would giving our old military equipment to Ukraine cause inflation much less hyperinflation? And, even if we were printing money to give to Ukraine, the total amount we have given is such a small fraction of the total economy that it would be impossible for it to have any systemic effects. 

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It's always the dumbest people who think they're the only ones who can see the truth. Genuinely, deeply, intensely stupid people.

4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Not yet but if you believe the CPI "stats" then well get ready to get fucked

Ah, there it is.  The "hidden" inflation shell game.  Well played, Vladimir.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ah, there it is.  The "hidden" inflation shell game.  Well played, Vladimir.

When I underestimate the ability to be a Stockholm syndrome slave I am never disappointed

7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

misinformation!

Most of surly...
 

 

Also the only sport Surly dominates....
 

 

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

When I underestimate the ability to be a Stockholm syndrome slave I am never disappointed

Look out!  Solar flare!

26 minutes ago, 'stache said:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Calling people DEI hires while worshiping a nepo baby whose emotional maturity is that of an actual baby. Maybe you’re just angry like the bitch boy you love so much from truth social. The next 90 days are gonna be glorious, have fun you beta bitch, keep slurping that mushroom, lol.

Bitch I think Trump sucks dicks

Difference is I'm telling you just how fucking horrible your shit is...

Pay attention and put the jump to conclusion mat away 

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Look out!  Solar flare!

Happiness in slavery...

Pimp is going to open all of the sheeples eyes by calling them cock smokers one by one

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, to be honest, I thought "the Augsburg Confession" was that thing where I told my wife I'd like to have a threesome with her and German foreign minister Annalena Baerbock, seen here responding to my sales pitch:

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When she finally opened her eyes 45 minutes later, where you still sitting there staring at her?

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Seeing Pimphand slowly get negged to death while knowing he's an Astros fan and they have to deal with him from time to time in that thread.

 

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Your anger is my gift ;-)

Keep it up you "surly" assholes

Move like "wussy" assholes hahahahahaha

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Pimp is going to open all of the sheeples eyes by calling them cock smokers one by one

nah just here to treat the people like they treated the non compliant circa 2020-2022

Universe is a mirror..... good or bad

When she finally opened her eyes 45 minutes later, where you still sitting there staring at her?

I mean…yes? I’m no quitter.
15 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Why would giving our old military equipment to Ukraine cause inflation much less hyperinflation?

Tell me you are suffering from reptilian Uzbek mind control without telling me you are suffering from reptilian Uzbek mind control…

2 minutes ago, safe sex said:

What a fucking loser.

Safe sex? with what grasshoppers go fuck yourself you stupid clown

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47 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You have to have the most flaccid micropeen on the planet

Again go get on your knees so the surly sheep can blow the aggy sheep

 

35 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Is there a bigger coward than @Mo Horn?

I thought @aggie08 was the kneepad ringleader.

Imagine wanting either one of these scrubs on your team..... 

 

21 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

When talking to NPCs there is no point

Man you are near @aggie08 level longhorn slave.... odd

I'm one of, like, 200 posters to call you out for being violently, belligerently stupid. But I'm flattered that I seemed to have struck a particular nerve with you.

So, just to make sure that I'm tracking this correctly: the world economy is going to conspire to prop up the stock market through November to keep Trump out of the White House. And this is roughly 24 hours after you were convinced that Dem stupidity had triggered all the stock market circuit breakers, and we were in the beginnings of a total collapse. Sound about right? Is there any conspiracy that you won't believe? 

Again, how do you function in society?

This might frighten you sheeple cock smokers but did you know Rage Against the Machine was singing about fighting the system??

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Deep, complex, new information I know

5 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

nah just here to treat the people like they treated the non compliant circa 2020-2022

Universe is a mirror..... good or bad

What a weirdo 

I’m noT jumping into this bullshit except to say that I’ve noticed in the last 48 hours between message boards; cable news tv and their websites a huge spike In the (incorrect, mind you) usage of the term "Stockholm Syndrome.". 

i get nazi and socialist and DEI and all the other dog whistles, but i dont get

how they arrived at stockholm syndrome ?

12 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Why would giving our old military equipment to Ukraine cause inflation much less hyperinflation? And, even if we were printing money to give to Ukraine, the total amount we have given is such a small fraction of the total economy that it would be impossible for it to have any systemic effects. 

@Pimphand, just so we have numbers here. The US yearly defense budget is 850 billion. Total approved Ukraine related aid is 175 billion since 2022 (and most of that isn't actually money going to Ukraine). Why would the US economy see "hyperinflation" from at most the equivalent of a 10% yearly increase in defense spending? You're talking about an increase of spending equivalent to a 1.4% of the total budget or .3 percent of US GDP.  If that modest amount creates "hyperinflation", then what does the 850 billion a year we spend on defense do? 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

This might frighten you sheeple cock smokers but did you know Rage Against the Machine was singing about fighting the system??

image.gif.e60f9d0153bed1498956bfda7d8a3d09.gif
 

Deep, complex, new information I know

That is the problem they made people have the vaccine to show up at their concerts perhaps you should keep paying attention but i digress.

 

#Rage4TheQuaccine
#Rage4TheMachine

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The likely best part of this whole charade is all of your stocks are owned by Cede & Company.

Cede your assets to the machine enjoy the bail ins.

We tried to warn you politely but you were so far up the machines ass you attacked us

Now we represent the universes mirror and tell you just how much ass you suck.

Get ready for the bail ins 2025 is gonna be fun as you become total slaves
 

 

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