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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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4 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:


217 in dog years

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39 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

“this woman is your typical catholic-protestant, sunni-shiite, evangelical-atheist, and she’s coming for your pet minotaurs and jackelopes. i saw it on tv.”

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i would love it if this became a mega viral trend, just gen z going wild with the snapchat filters, if for nothing else than what it would do to trump’s mental health, as well as the truth social posts that it would spawn:

 

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Just another point about the second tweet -- the lies are relentless.

The Hatians re-settled in Ohio are NOT "illegal immigrants" (what he just called them).  They are here legally.  That's the whole fucking point and pathway to a re-settlement program, you fucks.

MAGA thinks that anyone brown or black in America is "illegal."  Citizen?  Fuck that, you're "illegal."  An immigrant with all required permissions and papers?  Fuck that, you're "illegal."  The only people who are legit, not illegal, are white American citizens.

It is a racist movement, to its fucking core.  They aren't even trying to hide it -- THEY ARE FUCKING PROUD OF IT.  THEY ARE EVIL FUCKS.  IF YOU KNOW ANYONE VOTING MAGA, THEY ARE GUARANTEED, 100% A RACIST PIECE OF SHIT.  YES, YOUR MOM, YOUR BROTHER, WHOEVER.  THEY ARE RACIST SCUM.

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12 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I'd have to be pretty fucking motivated to stand in a line like this.

 

That's Wilkes-Barre

5 minutes ago, Derka said:

i would love it if this became a mega viral trend, just gen z going wild with the snapchat filters, if for nothing else than what it would do to trump’s mental health, as well as the truth social posts that it would spawn:

 

Someone earlier today had a story about the Tiktok crew for Kamala and Walz. I think feral was used as a descriptor.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

That's Wilkes-Barre

I know the name but not the significance or demographics 

Named after the guy who shot Lincoln.

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

 

This is a good one. 

 

Small clarification as the tweet is misleading. Those ads aren’t produced by the campaign. They are ads produced and paid for by a PAC supportive of Harris. 

6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I know the name but not the significance or demographics 

Nothing super significant. But it was a pretty big Biden area, just SW of Scranton. Need to keep up the turnout in those places + Philly/Pittsburgh to win PA

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

She’s very free spirited lol
 

She’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Vance can’t watch though, or he has to pay a hundred 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

He's getting roasted. 

AND LAURA REPLIES:

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I just hope and pray that she's causing some republicans to stay home. 

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@Ghost of LL has mentioned Alaska...

 

Trump +5 among LV, +4 among super voters.

That could be the surprise race.  It was 53-43 in 2020. 

Interested GIF by reactionseditor

Shoot, send Walz up there to do some fishing thing with Peltola. 

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7 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I know someone who named their new baby Melania a few years ago. Tempted to ask when they’re planning to change her name to Laura.

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The Loomer thing is definitely entertaining. I’m a little torn on whether to be happy about it.

In the short term, I think she is more damaging than Trumps debate. She is directly attacking Republicans, and viciously so. Openly calling MTG’s infidelity and Ladybug’s sexuality - that is not just politics. And it’s not good politics. For the last 8 years I’ve believed that Trumpism only ends when the Republicans have a civil war and the adults win. She is definitely starting that war.

But, in the long term, she may be the most likely heir to the Trump throne. Everything that was perceived about Trump 8 years ago applies to her. He was too racist, too stupid, too bombastic with other Republicans. She pushes the bar even lower.

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Loomer is not a political threat to anyone but Trump. She's grotesque and genuinely hated by pretty much everyone on earth who knows her name.  If Trump's younger guy fans start thinking that Trump is sleeping with her it becomes much more likely that a substantial number of them stay home on election day. Sleeping with Loomer isn't an alpha move, it's pure desperation.  

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Wood or Wood knot?

5 minutes ago, Tuco said:

She pushes the bar even lower.

Yes, but she has never been a celebrity and has never claimed to be a billionaire. Loomers are a dime a dozen in MAGA world. There's a reason she couldn't even come within 20 points in a heavy R congressional district in FL. She don't got it.

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22 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

She’s very free spirited lol
 

She’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Vance can’t watch though, or he has to pay a hundred 

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1 minute ago, Tuco said:

The Loomer thing is definitely entertaining. I’m a little torn on whether to be happy about it.

In the short term, I think she is more damaging than Trumps debate. She is directly attacking Republicans, and viciously so. Openly calling MTG’s infidelity and Ladybug’s sexuality - that is not just politics. And it’s not good politics. For the last 8 years I’ve believed that Trumpism only ends when the Republicans have a civil war and the adults win. She is definitely starting that war.

But, in the long term, she may be the most likely heir to the Trump throne. Everything that was perceived about Trump 8 years ago applies to her. He was too racist, too stupid, too bombastic with other Republicans. She pushes the bar even lower.

I haven't seen anyone who will take up that role.  Trump has some kind of regard charisma that I haven't seen in any other public MAGA figure.  It's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. 

5 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

And when in doubt, ask a local!

as for Trump banging Loomer, i'm not gonna cast aspersions on Donnie.  when i'm 78, if i'm overweight, wear a diaper, have B.O., and in a loveless marriage, and a 31 year old starts throwing some leg at me, even if she looks like a Sleestak, i can't say i would turn it down.

What does a sleestack look like in the dark?

 

Exactly.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

2008 Dom just waiting...

It's Dom Perignon it's supposed to bubble.

Just be like that sometimes 

13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I just hope and pray that she's causing some republicans to stay home. 

Yeah, that’s why MTG, Lady G, Tillis, etc. are openly calling out Loomer.  It’s a plea to Trump to stop banging her.  This may actually hurt him.  Obviously, hardcore MAGA won’t be turned off by it if it becomes public that they’re banging. Hell, it might turn them on.

But if it causes 100,000 thousand people out of the 74 million previous Trump voters to stay home, that would make a difference in certain states.  We’re dealing with the thinnest of margins.  Trump having an affair with a certified nut job 47 years his junior *could* be enough to make a not insubstantial number of Republicans to just say fuck, I’m done with him. I’m staying home.  Not just Trump cheating on Melania (we know he cheats) but with all the shit Loomer has said.  Sick, vile, disgusting, racist, homophobic crap. *could*

21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Shoot, send Walz up there to do some fishing thing with Peltola. 

While they're at it they ought to send him to Texas for Friday night lights.

29 minutes ago, Tuco said:

But, in the long term, she may be the most likely heir to the Trump throne.

Bullshit.  There is a new heir to the Trump throne every two weeks.

Should we have a separate October surprise "call your shot" thread?

Here are some ideas I've been kicking around

  • Secret Service "leak" or "statement" about Butler with a new overstated claim about some lapse that was somehow Biden's or Kamala's fault
    • (a "Comey letter" redux attempt)
  • Trump is hospitalized
    • Flu, COVID, household injury, sex injury while banging Loomer
    • a sympathy play
  • Melania serves divorce papers
    • Loomer vs Melania gossip sucks up all the media attention
    • All the kids including Barron side with Trump out of fear
    • Harris takes the high road on it, surrogates do all the dirty work
  • GWB dies, Laura Bush endorses Trump or Harris
    • funeral taking a few 24 hour news cycles
    • endorsement of course doesn't make a shit
  • Walz mistress allegation
    • some poorly-sourced story about his time away from home in National Guard
    • accuser with Larry Sinclair-level credibility, no receipts
    • time spent addressing/debunking hurts the campaign
  • Kamala drunk video
    • nothingburger where she's having a good time somewhere
    • slight hit to her presidential image
  • Charlie Kirk J6 indictment
    • his organization, Turning Point, was responsible for bussing "patriots" to DC
    • Project 2025 people indicted or implicated too
    • "they're not after me they're after you I'm just in their way" messaging from Trump
  • JD Vance MeToo allegation
    • Ohio State or Yale days
    • girl with receipts
    • possible infidelity depending on if it was after he was seriously dating Usha
    • will alienate moderates, everyone else already knows he sucks

 

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RMG - Harris 51, Trump 47

pre-debate poll was 50-48

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4 hours ago, chainsaw said:

If the celebrity gossip industrial complex didn't exist, he would have ended up like Dustin Diamond

There have been times I've cursed the existence of Robin Leach and his Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous for giving us the likes of Donald Trump. Putting the fun movie/music nostalgia aside, the 1980s really was the start of a whole lot of bullshit.

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

There have been times I've cursed the existence of Robin Leach and his Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous for giving us the likes of Donald Trump. Putting the fun movie/music nostalgia aside, the 1980s really was the start of a whole lot of bullshit.

one day we will look at Reagan like we look at Columbus.

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Hey, everyone!  Turns out we all misunderstood Mario Lopez when he posted about celebrity obsession and low intelligence!  He actually meant the opposite!  Oopsies!  And this is his true belief, not a reaction to how ratioed he got for the first post.

 

Just now, TexLonghorn said:

Hey, everyone!  Turns out we all misunderstood Mario Lopez when he posted about celebrity obsession and low intelligence!  He actually meant the opposite!  Oopsies!  And this is his true belief, not a reaction to how ratioed he got for the first post.

 

He got pistolwhipped by his agent, a reminder where his bread is buttered

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I think he's still pissed off that Kelly chose Zach over him

Just now, 6th Street said:

I think he's still pissed off that Kelly chose Zach over him

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4 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

Hey, everyone!  Turns out we all misunderstood Mario Lopez when he posted about celebrity obsession and low intelligence!  He actually meant the opposite!  Oopsies!  And this is his true belief, not a reaction to how ratioed he got for the first post.

 

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4 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

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Jesus Christ--that first guy is 65?  Really?

And Laura Loomer is . . . 31?

Tha fuck?  Did everyone just contract Benjamin Button Disease or something?

3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Jesus Christ--that first guy is 65?  Really?

"Colored people age very well" - my mom (RIP).

 "Dark people like you age well.  Your skin is suppler." - my wife.

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It should be a bigger story that all of these third party candidates are coincidentally represented by conservative lawyers.

3 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Can't decide if Thillis is a joke on Thom or just garden variety regardedness.

She's writing in Lindsey's voice.

Just got this ad on YouTube, where Trump's right eye was like this for what seemed like the whole clip (couldn't rewind to verify).  WTF?

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

one day we will look at Reagan like we look at Columbus.

as an a-hole?  I'm already there.  

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