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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

Coincidentally, this premieres on Max tonight. 

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22 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s so bizarre.  
1. They won’t if you’re rich

2. So many of these people are fully convinced they’re gonna wake up loaded one day and they’ll have made the right choice backing this giant asshole.  
 

I can’t figure it out.  Millions of Hispanics will vote for this shitstain.  

I think he even won a couple of the border counties 

47 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So... Are the Republicans going to split from MAGA?

Have to, right?

That’s not how a deal with the Devil works. They’re just going to have to trust that disinformation, a limited attention span, and their overlords’ infinite coffers will have half of America believing it’s the Dems’ fault in a decade. Fortunately for the Rs, half of the country is already committed to believing that.

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49 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

ya know, instead of judging that piece of silicone-injected rotten pork Loomer... can I take a moment to confess a wee tiny little bit of crushin' on Kamala?

 

She reminds me of my 6th grade homeroom teacher.

She did not take one ounce of my bullshit.

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hmmm ….

 

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6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Motherfucker stares right at the sun.  STFU

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1 hour ago, The Dog said:

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The pump and dump scheme has begun.  He's butt hurt because trading was halted (briefly) after irregular trading following his his "I won't sell" promise.  As for moving to NYSE, $DJT is not even eligible because, well, it's shit.  It wouldn't even have been eligible for the NASDAQ had it not come through the back door.

He's going to continue to pump over the next week because he needs it over $12 to sell on the 19th.  As for his "promise" to "own this stock for a long period of time"? He conveniently omits how much stock he plans to own.  

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Stupid ass mother fucker doesn’t understand the stock market and half the country thinks he’s “better on the economy.” I hate this country.

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What’s this? More policy?

 

For the brain dead idiots. 

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2 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

No, the Trump campaign is fine. STOP LAUGHING

The U. S. state likely affected most by climate change is all in on dotard.  We deserve what we get. 

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Missing Tim Scott. 

34 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

The pump and dump scheme has begun.  He's butt hurt because trading was halted (briefly) after irregular trading following his his "I won't sell" promise.  As for moving to NYSE, $DJT is not even eligible because, well, it's shit.  It wouldn't even have been eligible for the NASDAQ had it not come through the back door.

He's going to continue to pump over the next week because he needs it over $12 to sell on the 19th.  As for his "promise" to "own this stock for a long period of time"? He conveniently omits how much stock he plans to own.  

What if it’s below $12?

4 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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give credit to meemaw

 

4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

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This is how the purity tests start. The truly batshit sycophants get close access and make dear leader cull anyone who criticizes them by pointing out how disloyal they are to dear leader 

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What if it's below $12

Then he has to wait about a week until it crosses the 6-month threshold. But he knows it's a sinking ship and wants to jump like the rat that he is.

 

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I so wanna peep the option chain for djt but I’m scared, make GameStop look like Walmart in stability. 

4 hours ago, chainsaw said:

JD Vance MeToo allegation

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I made it all the to here before I realized you’re fucking with us. Well done

18 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

give credit to meemaw

 

love to but a buddy sent me that.  but go meemaw!

24 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Missing Tim Scott. 

 

Well.... 

 

24 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Then he has to wait about a week until it crosses the 6-month threshold. But he knows it's a sinking ship and wants to jump like the rat that he is.

 

There is no way in hell he doesn't call up Elmo and make him buy enough of the stock to get back above whatever level he needs.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 


 

The lights that increased his heart rate

 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Shit talking and bravado….

He got his ass emasculated by a black woman 3 days ago. Pussy ass bitch 

Hey now! I got my ass emasculated by a black woman everyday growing up.

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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it's also where most of the food the USA eats comes from, so... I wouldn't wish for that

1 hour ago, TexasHooch said:

As for his "promise" to "own this stock for a long period of time"? He conveniently omits how much stock he plans to own.  

This one stock.  It's a beautiful stock.  Most people don't know that, but it's true.  Haitians . . . . 

2 hours ago, Slacks said:

So... Are the Republicans going to split from MAGA?

Have to, right?

The Republicans ARE MAGA now. Once Trump had a crony in charge of funding, everyone in it is a loyalist - or out.

My prediction, which I've been saying for years, is that the "good" Republicans Jim the Democrats, and the truly far Left make their own party.

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

She reminds me of my 6th grade homeroom teacher.

She did not take one ounce of my bullshit.

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

I've literally never donated to anything political of any kind... until this year. Biden, Kamala and the DNC.

It's just too important.

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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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I love the idea of people in Mississippi, Arkansas, Missouri or other shithole MAGA states “worried” that they’ll become California if Kamala is elected. 
 

And of course the moron does it while standing on a bluff overlooking the Pacific instead of in front of Skid Row or some other “California is going to hell” photo op.

 

Just the dumbest people.

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Leave it someone as historically ignorant as Donald Trump to conflate Radical Left Marxists and Fascists.

Classic.

I’ll take the Marxist fascists over the corporate communists 

 

wait what?

11 minutes ago, Left Coast said:

I love the idea of people in Mississippi, Arkansas, Missouri or other shithole MAGA states “worried” that they’ll become California if Kamala is elected. 
 

And of course the moron does it while standing on a bluff overlooking the Pacific instead of in front of Skid Row or some other “California is going to hell” photo op.

 

Just the dumbest people.

 

they should be praying that their shit hole states become the next california 

30 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

This is pretty sick.  Ween did a great version at Stubb's back in the day, but this crushed it in all ways but the patented DLR's, "Who-ah-whoa-hoos!"  Different show, but killer for not having an actual Van Halen on guitar.

 

/edit.  The Ween version is sufficiently great.  Much in the spirit of old-school Van Halen.

 

 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

they should be praying that their shit hole states become the next california 

I mean, who needs being the world's 9th largest stand alone economy?  Certainly not Arkansas, they got the Huckster.  

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It’s so bizarre.  
1. They won’t if you’re rich

2. So many of these people are fully convinced they’re gonna wake up loaded one day and they’ll have made the right choice backing this giant asshole.  
 

I can’t figure it out.  Millions of Hispanics will vote for this shitstain.  

I knew one in like 2017.  She had convinced herself she was "one of the good ones" that they would leave alone.  I haven't talked to her since.

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On 9/13/2024 at 8:40 PM, Js1 said:

 

I know 2% is an impressive number, but damn!  That upside for Harris should have been up 40% before the poll was even released by the standards of what should be painfully obvious to anyone with a working brain.  I'm encouraged, but we (not us, but them) are dumb.

 

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3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I know 2% is an impressive number, but damn!  That upside for Harris should have been up 40% before the poll was even released.  I'm encouraged, but we're (not us, but them) are dumb.

A Dem seen as better for the economy than a Republican is almost like, seeing a unicorn 

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Just now, Js1 said:

A Dem seen as better for the economy than a Republican is almost like, seeing a unicorn 

This is an indictment of the Democratic Party, the mainstream media, and the American education system.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This is an indictment of the Democratic Party, the mainstream media, and the American education system.

I'm hopeful that Gen. Z and Gen Alpha (a/k/a the Sticky iPad Kids) will turn this around.

 

Signed, GenX democrat voter

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5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

This is an indictment of the Democratic Party, the mainstream media, and the American education system.

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