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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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3 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Do the Amish have government IDs that would allow them to vote?  (Genuinely asking)

I do, but I'm not sure my cousins Mose or Dwight do.

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1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

His Dukakis moment.....

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2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Oh, look, a Dump Trump.

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

He still surprises me sometimes. When I think he can’t be more of a pathetic joke he goes and does something regarded like this. 

3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

It's no wonder they moved him to the passenger seat this time...

I love trucks': Trump involved in some big rigging – video ...

1 minute ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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In on page 1000

We might make it to 2,000 by this time next week. 

Is he taking himself out in his garbage truck?

30 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

weird. i thought transgender treatment of prisoners was the #1 topic. oh well, back to watch literally any sport on any channel at any time of the day.

I saw some Trump ads for the first time during the World Series last night. There’s one accusing Kamala of letting illegals in, rapists and murderers of course, but then it ends with them in prison with Kamala ensuring they’re getting gender reassignment with pictures of scary trans migrant prisoners. This is a real ad. Where the fuck are we?

5 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

I saw some Trump ads for the first time during the World Series last night. There’s one accusing Kamala of letting illegals in, rapists and murderers of course, but then it ends with them in prison with Kamala ensuring they’re getting gender reassignment with pictures of scary trans migrant prisoners. This is a real ad. Where the fuck are we?

Did you not watch the UT-Georgia game.  Every fucking add for 4 hours was either the Trump or Cruz add about trans people.  Between those ads and the game I thought I was gonna have a stroke.

In on 1000

Not desperate at all, he's down to the Lebanese on who he wants to court

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I am embarrassed for the press.

Don't be, they have no shame themselves. 

3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Not desperate at all, he's down to the Lebanese on who he wants to court

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What the hell is up with the fake tan tonight?

It's gotta be a new batch or he's slathering it on with a putty knife.

 

49 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Live from Karachi, the 1978 Test Match between Pakistan and Sri Lanka.

The 1978 Karachi tests were against England and India. Everyone knows that, dumbass. 

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That's a clever way to cover up the smell. 

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If you had Trump getting into a garbage truck on page 1000 predicted, I salute you.  

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

I don't blame them one bit if they faked the visits.

Hmmmm...not paying workers, threatening to leave them stranded if they didn't meet their goals? Interstate transfer/kidnapping? Is that an indictable offense?

 

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I’m undecided!

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2 hours ago, locodos said:

I love Dachys, but they are extra.  Loyal, amazing, athletic,  stubborn little shits that are smarter than you think.   Mine loved beer, had him last year in college.  He learned to drink out of the cups left around after a party.  That's when he figured out it was easier to lap up the beer from the ground.  So he would knock over and drink ANY beer left unattended ANYWHERE.  

Biff LOVES beer.  At the beginning of every football season, my wife gives him a little bit of beer because "it's football time".

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Recall the videos of him dragging his left leg? Well, he couldn't use it to step up into the cab.

28 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

It's no wonder they moved him to the passenger seat this time...

I love trucks': Trump involved in some big rigging – video ...

The campaign couldn’t afford the insurance rider. 

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm drinking again.

You stopped?

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Hmmmm...not paying workers, threatening to leave them stranded if they didn't meet their goals? Interstate transfer/kidnapping? Is that an indictable offense?

Yes, by all means let’s get this classified as a federal crime so it’s within Merrick Garland’s jurisdiction. He’ll be all over it.

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Dotard’s leg almost gave out and made him fall over

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2 hours ago, wood said:

I dunno if they would, but they should move in that direction for sure. But like JS1 said, he can't, and at this point he might tell 'em to fuck off even if he could.

Republicans can’t fucking just snap back and pretend like the last 8 years didn’t happened. They need to wander in the fucking desert for 10-15 fucking years being a laughingstock minority. Do I think that will happen? No. But it should, and Arnold is too good for those fucks. 

Fuck dotard. That’s my official contribution to page 1,000. 

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The press better show this over and over and over and over.....just like they would've if it'd been Biden.  

May you live in interesting times...

"Yea well I lived in a time when an orange narcissistic failure of a business man turned game show host decided one of his closing moves to become the most powerful person in the world was to saddle up in a garbage truck."

Top that!

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Narrator, we are not fine.

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