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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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That thread is fucking stupid. Don't bother reading it. 

Summary: oh no what if they don't have a functioning government and the shutdown isn't avoided DEC 20th and they can't figure out speaker of the house! 

Oh no what if the Senate is crazy because McConnell steps down! 

Basically stupidity. 

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    Just had an interesting conversation with wife. Her: Hey Wednesday I need you to pick our son up Me: ok but be home by 4 because I am going to Chili’s for some internet friends. Her: You are mee

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bwahahahahahahahahaaaaa

 

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

So if Kamala loses, how does the board hold Js1 accountable?

Well Trump will probably deport him so…

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Well Trump will probably deport him so…

Do I get to pick where I go? 

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

So if Kamala loses, how does the board hold Js1 accountable?

 

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White men, we need a come to Jesus 
 

They won’t be coming to Jesus.
Shit, pronounce Jesus as “hey-zeus,” and they’re more likely to beat the crap out of him and try to deport him.
23 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I see B Diddy/Daddy/Dummy Donalds made the travel squad with Epshteyn and Oddjob Cheung. They look absurd in their matching suits.

 

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


They won’t be coming to Jesus.
Shit, pronounce Jesus as “hey-zeus,” and they’re more likely to beat the crap out of him and try to deport him.

 

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Do I get to pick where I go? 

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this guy needed lead therapy to center mass until he dropped and was no longer a threat …

 

Just now, safe sex said:

Party of Law & Order!

 

he’s lucky it was a group of older females, younger females kick his ass into next week

 

Alright, fuck it. We’re getting Chili’s on Election night. Apparently Chili’s is blowing up. Sales are skyrocketing. I blame this thread. 

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People apparently can’t get enough of the Big Smasher burger, $6 margaritas and Triple Dipper combination platters at Chili’s.

Brinker International, Chili’s parent company, reported a 14% jump in same-store sales and 6.5% increase in traffic as the chain continues to perform strongly with promotions that target its fast food rivals and menu items that are going viral on TikTok.

Rising prices of fast food sparked an advertising campaign for Chili’s promoting its $10.99 Big Smasher, a rival to McDonald’s Big Mac, that “continues to win with guests” and is a “significant” traffic driver, Brinker CEO Kevin Hochman said on the company’s earnings call on Wednesday.

Chili’s launched the $10.99 Big Smasher meal deal in April, describing it as having “twice the beef of a Big Mac and flavors fast food lovers will recognize.” The meal also includes unlimited refills of a non-alcoholic drink, bottomless chips with salsa and french fries.

The deal has been so successful that it has been extended again will continue through next year as “consumers seek out value coming off their holiday spend,” he said, noting that the customers are telling employees that the “burger looks just like the ad.”

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/30/food/chilis-earnings/index.html

4 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Alright, fuck it. We’re getting Chili’s on Election night. Apparently Chili’s is blowing up. Sales are skyrocketing. I blame this thread. 

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/30/food/chilis-earnings/index.html

 

chilis is tx3putt approved, pick 3 deal

get some of those margs into the wife, trust me 

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I will always be Team Bennigans.   Monte Cristo for life. 

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Chili's FUCKS, I told ya

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

“twice the beef of a Big Mac and flavors fast food lovers will recognize.”

lol

I'm always down for some skillet queso from Chili's. 

4 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Chili's FUCKS, I told ya

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I may be misremembering, but when I was a yute and living in grapevine during the 90s the chilis location there was the highest volume chilis in the country. This was before any of the other shit got built out there, though it’s probably why it got built. 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

A no-college educated white people problem. Because Harris is going to win college educated whites

Common clay of the new west...morons.

7 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Alright, fuck it. We’re getting Chili’s on Election night. Apparently Chili’s is blowing up. Sales are skyrocketing. I blame this thread. 

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/30/food/chilis-earnings/index.html

I was mocked, then I posted a picture.

I said subway had a renaissance, and none of you remembered peak ‘06 chicken and bacon ranch or ‘98 tuna.

Chilis needs to bring back the High and Mighty Pie and then I might return from a decade+ long absence

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

I was mocked, then I posted a picture.

I said subway had a renaissance, and none of you remembered peak ‘06 chicken and bacon ranch or ‘98 tuna.

 

no restaurant tops tuna made at the house !!!

8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I will always be Team Bennigans.   Monte Cristo for life. 

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Nothing more American than a deep fried sandwich covered in powered sugar and dipped in jam

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8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

chilis is tx3putt approved, pick 3 deal

get some of those margs into the wife, trust me 

Not gonna lie, I'm intrigued by the Buffalo Wild Wings Pick 6.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Chilis needs to bring back the High and Mighty Pie and then I might return from a decade+ long absence

AWESOME BLOSSOM GODDAMIT

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Not gonna lie, I'm intrigued by the Buffalo Wild Wings Pick 6.

 

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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Not gonna lie, I'm intrigued by the Buffalo Wild Wings Pick 6.

 

me too but i’m not sure it has panty dropping power. more a bro place

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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Nothing more American than a deep fried sandwich covered in powered sugar and dipped in jam

 

that baked potato soup slammed 

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nm already posted

 

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43 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Do I get to pick where I go? 

You will take Mexico or Haiti and like it.  

The Gen Z mind can not comprehend this   

 

I grew up about a mile from the original Chili's and it was our go-to family outing.  

Chili's for life ...fuck Bennigan's!

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

The Gen Z mind can not comprehend this   

 

It's pronounced Jefferson Davis

2 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

You will take Mexico or Haiti and like it.  

Mexico? Okay!

I was the bartender at the Chilis in Lake Worth for years so I was basically the mayor of that town. 

Election Night 2012 was an unhappy one for my bar regulars. I guaranteed them that Obama would not in fact take their guns away

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

I grew up about a mile from the original Chili's and it was our go-to family outing.  

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Yankees lose the World Series. The world is turning in the right direction now.  I feel a Harris victory coming next week and a Longhorn football championship for the trifecta.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Mexico? Okay!

You've trolled us all Mr. Cruz.  

 

 

(alright, that one is probably over the line, so apologies in advance).

50 minutes ago, Pancho said:

White men, we need a come to Jesus 

 

Feckin' boomers, man!

I grew up about a mile from the original Chili's and it was our go-to family outing.  
Chili's for life ...fuck Bennigan's!


Fuck you, I loved em both. And…for you Houston types, also loved Jojo’s, we frequented the Braeswood location. Excellent monte cristo there as well.

Goddammit, I haven’t had a monte cristo in probably 25 years.
On 10/27/2024 at 11:36 AM, David Dennison said:

It reveals the utter contempt they have for their audience. It's hard to believe more people aren't offended by how stupid Republicans think they are.

 

narrator: They are in fact that stupid. 

 

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Nothing gonna be fucked when this human dildo gets trounced next week.  Stop reposting bonkers conspiracy shit.  If he was the incumbent maybe I’d worry even a little.  Nah.  He’s gonna be a crying bitch and I’ll enjoy every tear.  

9 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

You've trolled us all Mr. Cruz.  

 

 

(alright, that one is probably over the line, so apologies in advance).

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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Goddammit, I haven’t had a monte cristo in probably 25 years.

There was a food trailer on Barton Springs that had a really good Monte Cristo, it was delicious. I don't remember their name though, and they have since moved and possibly closed. They had a good muffalatta also.

Just now, pantone159 said:

There was a food trailer on Barton Springs that had a really good Monte Cristo, it was delicious. I don't remember their name though, and they have since moved and possibly closed. They had a good muffalatta also.

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37 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Alright, fuck it. We’re getting Chili’s on Election night. Apparently Chili’s is blowing up. Sales are skyrocketing. I blame this thread. 

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/30/food/chilis-earnings/index.html

Tuesday is required hot dish night dammit!  Better get your bag of tots this week before there’s a run like TX temps dipping below 32 for a few hours in the winter! 

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