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1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Not sure who Pimphand is but seems like he could use a hug. Or maybe a padded room.

He needs to lay off the keta, and I love keta.

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Pimphand said:



Your anger is my gift 😉

Keep it up you "surly" assholes

Move like "wussy" assholes hahahahahaha

I love it when right wingers reference RAtM

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

The likely best part of this whole charade is all of your stocks are owned by Cede & Company.

Cede your assets to the machine enjoy the bail ins.

We tried to warn you politely but you were so far up the machines ass you attacked us

Now we represent the universes mirror and tell you just how much ass you suck.

Get ready for the bail ins 2025 is gonna be fun as you become total slaves
 

 

See? Not weird!

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From ChatGPT:

 

In a world where the brainworms convene,
Pimphand wrote tales quite obscene.
"The sheeples," he'd cry,
"With vaccines in their eye,
Are blind to the truth, so serene."

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

The likely best part of this whole charade is all of your stocks are owned by Cede & Company.

Cede your assets to the machine enjoy the bail ins.

We tried to warn you politely but you were so far up the machines ass you attacked us

Now we represent the universes mirror and tell you just how much ass you suck.

Get ready for the bail ins 2025 is gonna be fun as you become total slaves
 

 

*machine's ass 

*universe's mirror

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

The likely best part of this whole charade is all of your stocks are owned by Cede & Company.

Cede your assets to the machine enjoy the bail ins.

We tried to warn you politely but you were so far up the machines ass you attacked us

Now we represent the universes mirror and tell you just how much ass you suck.

Get ready for the bail ins 2025 is gonna be fun as you become total slaves
 

 

You were here just yesterday crowing that the economic apocalypse had arrived. Now it’s sometime in the future, but you’re sure it’s coming 

 

I think you’re full of shit

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You were here just yesterday crowing that the economic apocalypse had arrived. Now it’s sometime in the future, but you’re sure it’s coming 
 
I think you’re full of shit

No, man…it’s coming at the same time as our destruction by solar flare. In two weeks.
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Posted
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


No, man…it’s coming at the same time as our destruction by solar flare. In two weeks.

You will see the S&P hit 6,000 in October

I wish you had seen The Big Short instead you are going to be a victim again

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Posted
32 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

nah just here to treat the people like they treated the non compliant circa 2020-2022

Universe is a mirror..... good or bad

Literally nothing happened to you, you stupid snowflake aggy bitch

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Posted
Just now, dieucla98 said:

I mean this in all sincerity.... Are you ok?

You keep bailing out the government and beyond that defending them.

So yeah I'm fine

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One thing we should keep in mind is that as the polls begin to swing more toward a Harris win, the stakes for Trump and his supporters increase. A Harris win wouldn't just be yet another electoral loss for Trump; it would mean the chances of Trump going to jail also go up.

Given those stakes, we should naturally expect the risk of violent and/or psychotic behavior by his supporters to concomitantly increase.

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1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

You keep bailing out the government and beyond that defending them.

So yeah I'm fine

Nah man...  I think you got it backwards. The govt bails us out when our shit hits the fan. By extension that means we bail each other out. Which I think is the entire point. 

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Just now, dieucla98 said:

Nah man...  I think you got it backwards. The govt bails us out when our shit hits the fan. By extension that means we bail each other out. Which I think is the entire point. 

HOLY SHIT YOU SLAVE 

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Posted

Hahaha, he thinks he's smart because he watched The Big Short.

Nearly a decade after serious shit happened they got around to making a movie about it so then he found out what happened.

Sign of a very smart person. The rest of you who discussed it in real time are just sheeple. HE SAW A MOVIE ABOUT IT.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You are beyond the pale stupid but it's cool

Fail Miami Dolphins GIF

Says the dumbfuck crying about being persecuted.

I know you probably expected a different reaction because victim complexes like yours get mad love back on Texags. Maybe fuck off and stay over there from now until the end of the internet.

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Posted
17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


No, man…it’s coming at the same time as our destruction by solar flare. In two weeks.

Wait what is this about solar flares 

Posted
36 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

That is the problem they made people have the vaccine to show up at their concerts perhaps you should keep paying attention but i digress.

 

#Rage4TheQuaccine
#Rage4TheMachine

Ok this is kinda fun now

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Posted
2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Just doing what I can to help you get your GED someday. You don't have to live like this.

LOL you have no fucking idea but it's cool you little kneepad bro

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hahaha, he thinks he's smart because he watched The Big Short.

Nearly a decade after serious shit happened they got around to making a movie about it so then he found out what happened.

Sign of a very smart person. The rest of you who discussed it in real time are just sheeple. HE SAW A MOVIE ABOUT IT.

Your Synthetic CDOs are going to look like childs play when the commercial MBS market comes apart but hey hope you get to play victim and that the identity politics was worth it.

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Posted

lol, reading this interlude of delusional “red pill” pathology rooted in covid era antivax branded stupidity led to my recollection of one of my all time favorite videos that featured pimphand. 

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

LOL you have no fucking idea but it's cool you little kneepad bro

This has been entertaining and all, but maybe examine your emotional maturity level if you still think sucking dick is the gravest insult you can pay someone. Assuming you're not 14 years old.

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2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Your Synthetic CDOs are going to look like childs play when the commercial MBS market comes apart but hey hope you get to play victim and that the identity politics was worth it.

You sound like you want some heavy handed government regulation in the structured debt product markets. Can I count on your support to reimpose Dodd-frank risk retention vehicle requirements for the portfolio managers by tying their fees to the equity tranche investor returns?  Possibly even dial up those requirements?

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Posted
Just now, mdmost said:

Today’s lack of a Kamala Crash really sent Pimphand to a bad place. 

Nope I am going to profit like a madman when GFC 2.0 sets in

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Posted
3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

This has been entertaining and all, but maybe examine your emotional maturity level if you still think sucking dick is the gravest insult you can pay someone. Assuming you're not 14 years old.

Naw brah you are an aggy they fuck sheep.  It all makes sense now.

Ironically when I got to UT I realized my gay friends were infinitely cooler than the rednecks I grew up with.

Hope that helps.....FYI you are still an obedience worshiping bitch so shove the quaccine up your ass

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Posted
7 minutes ago, sidis said:

lol, reading this interlude of delusional “red pill” pathology rooted in covid era antivax branded stupidity led to my recollection of one of my all time favorite videos that featured pimphand. 

 

This is right up there with the OG video with the psycho preacher guy. Such good shit for us metalheads. 

Posted
Just now, Biff Tannen said:

This is right up there with the OG video with the psycho preacher guy. Such good shit for us metalheads. 


If you didn't suck you would love some bullwinkle but apparently you suck

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Posted
Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Bro really thought Elon was going 5o to take doge to the moon. 

No man Bull Put Spread and Bear Call Spreads

Pay fucking attention.....

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