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Just a reminder to be kind and don't post tomorrow if you don't have to, as your posts will keep Surly staffers at office working on Super Sunday. 

 

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IMHO this one is a Top 5 Super Bowl commercial that never seems to get mentioned. 

 

 

That is my alltime favorite SB commercial.  I worked at pepsi at the time, so I am most definitely biased.

I was a soldier in the cola wars.

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16 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

 

Remember how when you went back to a childhood place like a store or restaurant after decades away and everything seemed smaller to you in old age than as a kid?  I swear I remember Crawford's jugs being massive in that ad.  I mean they're nice and all but I just remember as a 15 year old thinking they were Double-D's.  Lovely, perky, and still would though.  

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

and still would though.  

Wow, really? You’d still fuck at-her-peak Cindy Crawford even though she didn’t have Plano mommy tits? Way out there on the limb bro….

No, I mean I'd fuck her now.  I didn't even know what the hell fake tits were in 1992.  I just remember her sporing a massive rack.  Like I said, it's very pleasant to look at, but I just remember them being over-the-top naturally massive.  I guess it was that Swimsuit S.I. pic of her in that black one-piece with the zipper that just bunched 'em up.  But she always had a fantastic ass/hips/thighs.  

Now that I'm watching that ad again, don't think you could do that today with the grooming shit.  

Jesus had a foot fetish?

 

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1 minute ago, Deej said:

Jesus had a foot fetish?

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Fuck the He Gets Us campaign in the goat ass. There are so many asterisks on that it makes the commercial disingenuous and disgusting. Go message them, say your gay and want to live with your husband forever or go tell them your trans. Those fuckers are like the rest of them, “Us” means well, like “us” not like you. Fuck “us” all to hell.

Messi drinking shitty beer

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Let my cream moisturize you... 

That one was pretty good

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Beemer is best so far.

I can't tell if Twisters is a remake or a sequel, but either way it did not need to be made.

All I could think of was those of us in teens and 20s when that movie came do look like the gummy now.

6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Oof walken looks like he doesn’t have much time left

I said the same thing after I saw The Deer Hunter the first time.

16 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

So it’s clear…Hollywood has ran out of ideas for movies

Great enshitification.

I liked the Reese’s.

I thought the anti-hate one was nice.  
 

Aubrey plaza is just getting smoking hot as she ages.  

Ok that was good by dunkin

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How you like them donuts….sorry

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