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Just now, ButtFumble said:

that is a microsoft surface pro.....apple would like you to cease and desist from associating their product with this shit product


they probably have a Temu version because Microsoft doesn’t want to be associated with this shit product. 

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We moved the ball and scored two touchdowns after the 49ers went into prevent.  Two drives later they actually played defense and we went four and out for zero yards.

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Maybe the Niners wanted to say McCarthy's job so they can beat up on us for another year or two. 

Does Jerrah get in his fucking limo and go "Why didn't somebody tell me Dak was a sack of shit? What the fuck was I thinking.  I bet the whole fucking franchise on this worthless motherfucker.... wait... wait. No... I'm a worthless sack of shit as well... Well, fuck..."

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Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

 

Does Jerrah get in his fucking limo and go "Why didn't somebody tell me Dak was a sack of shit? What the fuck was I thinking.  I bet the whole fucking franchise on this worthless motherfucker.... wait... wait. No... I'm a worthless sack of shit as well... Well, fuck..."


 

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1 minute ago, rage-a-holic said:

Dak sucks but he didn't let a huge pass bounce off his helmet on a game winning drive

He got lucky no INT when he threw to three 49er DBs.

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That game was the most visual representation of post Jimmy players era Jerry Jones Cowboys football. 

Severely shorthanded defense pulls out a miracle and holds SF to only 6 pts in the first half and the offense with a $60 million per year QB and $35 million per year receiver only score 10. 

Predictably that shorthanded defense starts getting figured out and worked in the 3rd and the offense scores 0 in the quarter. 

Deficit grows to 17 early 4th, Niners get complacent in prevent style defense, so offense is able to move the ball and score twice. 

Niners have to come out of prevent and start defending again to lock the game down and offense doesn't gain a yard going 4 and out. Another embarrassing loss. 

18 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Dak (Deer in the Headlights). Slower than a sack of shit. This fuck can barely walk. WTFuck are you giving a fucking cripple a 60million+ dollar contract?

This is the major problem. I said way back when that Dak's ability to be a top end QB depended 100 percent on his ability to beat teams with his legs. Defenses having to account for his run opened everything up for him to be able to operate within his skill set. Once he lost that ability it's all downhill for him, especially in crunch time. He isn't good enough to just be a pocket passer. Horrible contract. 

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10 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

He got lucky no INT when he threw to three 49er DBs.

that last "drive" pretty much sums him up.

stupid almost pick into triple coverage

pressured, moves and hits no one because he can't run(athletically he's Ben Rothlisberger now)

perfect ball on 3rd, down the sideline, dropped(stupid call but not his fault)

pressured, rolls, heaves up prayer into double coverage, possible DPI not called.

ball game.

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8 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

 

This is the major problem. I said way back when that Dak's ability to be a top end QB depended 100 percent on his ability to beat teams with his legs. Defenses having to account for his run opened everything up for him to be able to operate within his skill set. Once he lost that ability it's all downhill for him, especially in crunch time. He isn't good enough to just be a pocket passer. Horrible contract. 

yep. said that from the get go. he's not good enough to be Ben, Kurt, Tom, Peyton.  He has to run or at least have the threat of the run.  He doesn't have to be Lamar or Daniels but he just needs to be a poor man's Mahomes.  Mahomes bails out Reid constantly with his running.

All on Jerry.  He sucks at being a GM. This is going to be a long 4 years.

Any young coach will want a mobile QB.

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27 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Maybe the Niners wanted to say McCarthy's job so they can beat up on us for another year or two. 

Does Jerrah get in his fucking limo and go "Why didn't somebody tell me Dak was a sack of shit? What the fuck was I thinking.  I bet the whole fucking franchise on this worthless motherfucker.... wait... wait. No... I'm a worthless sack of shit as well... Well, fuck..."

Jerry only remembers the good times now... like 92-96 and the 2 drives before the Niners had to play defense again.  He probably thinks he made a mistake firing Garrett at this point.

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Culture comes from the top. 

The idiotic hillbilly owner attacking radio hosts and the coach on his last year that mentally checked out during that Green Bay embarrassment.

Dak getting paid $60 million a year to suck while his defense of backups holds a team to 6 points in the first half on the road doesn't help though. 

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6 hours ago, mdmost said:

This soft ass franchise. This fucker went on social media, in his fucking pads, and then walked out to confront Mike Leslie with WFAA. 

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He's just following the example set by his grampa.

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Looking at the schedule, only see 2 more games where they should be favored. I’d love to see them 5-12 this year. Maybe that will be enough to get to JJ.

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1 minute ago, Hate said:

Looking at the schedule, only see 2 more games where they should be favored. I’d love to see them 5-12 this year. Maybe that will be enough to get to JJ.

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The beauty of this team is I don't have to root for them to lose, they'll go ahead and do it regardless. They have 3 games they could reasonably win: Atlanta, Giants on Thanksgiving, and the Bengals. 

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3 hours ago, Horn80 said:

I don’t get how anyone will pay to attend Cowboy games.  Fuck Jerry

I don't know why people still watch them on television. 

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

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The beauty of this team is I don't have to root for them to lose, they'll go ahead and do it regardless. They have 3 games they could reasonably win: Atlanta, Giants on Thanksgiving, and the Bengals. 

I don’t mean for him to make changes, I mean to cause him to shuffle off the planet. 

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Oh hey defense played like shit again and offense is playing from behind. Let’s decide which offensive player is to blame lol. Eat shit Jerry and diaf fat Mike.

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

The beauty of this team is I don't have to root for them to lose, they'll go ahead and do it regardless. They have 3 games they could reasonably win: Atlanta, Giants on Thanksgiving, and the Bengals. 

Atlanta? They're much better than this depleted shell of the niners.  

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4 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Atlanta? They're much better than this depleted shell of the niners.  

I will never trust a team with Kirk Cousins at QB. Just like I won't trust Dak in the playoffs. I hope Bijan gets 100 yards on this defense and a clown like Diggs. 

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The worst part about this is that you can't even consider cutting Dak until at least 2027 and even then it would be over 30 million in dead money. If you didn't give into his insane demands you could hope to tank and start over with someone on a rookie deal and spend the money elsewhere. We're probably looking at another few years at least of hoping to steal a WC bid only to get blown out before you can clean house and try again. Even that doesn't look great if JJ is the one calling shots on the rebuild.

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20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Oh hey defense played like shit again and offense is playing from behind. Let’s decide which offensive player is to blame lol. Eat shit Jerry and diaf fat Mike.

Every top defensive player is injured and out. The offense has almost all of the high payroll guys on the team even without considering injuries, including the highest paid QB ever. This is a team that is built to win with offense with the offense carrying a decent at best defense. Salary cap requires it. 

Somehow the defense held the niners to 6 points in the first half. Offense only scored 10 off of that. That's inexcusable.

Then after half time Aubrey fucked up the kick giving them the ball on the 40. For the entire 3rd quarter the offense went:

3 and out punt

Interception

Punt

That's beyond inexcusable. They don't start scoring until down 3 scores in the 4th and the niners relax on defense. Sounds familiar. Then the defense even gives them the ball back with over 3 min left to go win the game and they go 4 and out. 

The defense isn't built to hold up all game long if the offense does nothing. The personnel and salary on that side of the ball isn't there. 

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38 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Another Monday where I contemplate which NFL franchise might be stupid enough to trade for Dak and assume his contract. 

Idle dreams since he has a no trade clause.  

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Offensive line sucks.

Defensive line sucks.

Either Tolbert sucks or the coaching staff can't figure out how to use him properly while defenses are concentrating on Lamb. Doesn't seem all that complicated. Maybe partly both, but I think the scheming is the bigger problem. Even a schlub should get a few catches as the second wide out in a game like this.

GM definitely sucks. 

Niners were definitely beatable, about as beatable as they are ever going to see any time soon. Coaches suck.

 

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If paying your QB top 5 money doesn't give you an automatic 9 or 10 win floor, you shouldn't do it. It's that simple.

Dak is (or was) a phenomenal playaction passer. The offense should’ve been built around that. The run game is abysmal because they were behind the times on the new NFL which puts a premium on the short game and run game.

Jerry was humiliated that they paid so much on Zeke’s contract and he became the worst starter in the league. So, they overcorrected and now, they have the worst running backs and cheapest too.

I think Jerrah talks about cap so much because hes a salesman and uses it for PR and to build leverage.
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6 hours ago, Hate said:

Looking at the schedule, only see 2 more games where they should be favored. I’d love to see them 5-12 this year. Maybe that will be enough to get to JJ.

Going 5-11 three straight years with Campo didn't get to him. He only hired Parcells cause he couldn't get financing for the new stadium with him calling the shots and the team rolling out 5-11 records every year. He left Parcells alone until the stadium financing was complete, then he started dicking with the roster again. 

Remember, Jerry was the genius who thought Quincy Carter would take us to the promised land. 

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