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2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I'm for anything different at this point. Another white bread old fuck aint gonna change anything. 

I think the biggest problem with McCarthy was that almost his entire staff was old fucks that were somewhat detached from modern NFL trends. 

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23 minutes ago, DougO said:

I think the biggest problem with McCarthy was that almost his entire staff was old fucks that were somewhat detached from modern NFL trends. 

Agree 100%, I want one of the new young up and comers, but I don't see them even considering working for Jerruh. Deion doesn't have the experience I'd like to see but anything new or different is better than the same old shit. 

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Posted
43 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It would least be entertaining. 

Because that’s really what fans want from their football team.

Hey, we can’t actually be good, so let’s just make it rasslin. 

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Posted (edited)
17 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Agree 100%, I want one of the new young up and comers, but I don't see them even considering working for Jerruh. Deion doesn't have the experience I'd like to see but anything new or different is better than the same old shit. 

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Better than same old shit? I did not know Jerrah was going to leave the building.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Because that’s really what fans want from their football team.

Hey, we can’t actually be good, so let’s just make it rasslin. 

Nothing changes until Jerry is no longer breathing oxygen and even then we have his son to deal with. So sure, at least make it entertaining for me as a fan since the structure of this organization isn't changing. But ultimately, this is just BS to get Jerry some headlines before he unveils his next disappointment and Deion some leverage for more money out of Colorado. 

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Posted
57 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Agree 100%, I want one of the new young up and comers, but I don't see them even considering working for Jerruh. Deion doesn't have the experience I'd like to see but anything new or different is better than the same old shit. 

I'm not sure. I think an ambitious young gun would be more likely to jump at a chance to coach the Cowboys than an experienced veteran coach that better knows what he would be up against. But it's really more up to different strokes different folks.

 

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9 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Part of Deion’s contract will be that he’s allowed to forfeit if they’re playing whichever team drafts his son.

You're assuming that we wouldn't trade the entirety of the next two drafts to move up to #1 and take Shedeur.

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Posted
37 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

And THIS is all it's really about...

Jerruh will drag this to the SB if he can and maybe after.  He'd announce it at Half time so the entire 2nd half is spent talking about it.

BTW I'm in team "fuck it" and bring in Deion for the circus. Go full tilt.

 

BUT the only way that works is if Deion can get a real OC and DC in here.  Maybe Zimmer would stay(if people don't hate that) for Deion for a year.

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Posted
2 hours ago, DougO said:

He should have been offered an asst position coaching role after he retired, like other former players have. I think having the opportunity to coach his kids may have been a factor in that not happening, at least after that awkward brief career in announcing that never should have happened.

Does he still wear the rug?

Posted
2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Hey, we can’t actually be good, so let’s just make it rasslin. 

 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

Now you’re getting it. This is about asses in the seats, eyeballs on the TV, and merchandise sales. It’s Ric Flair going to WWE in 1991 on a grand scale. The Cowboys as a franchise and Deion as a public figure are as polarizing as they come, but like wrestling promoters have always known, Jerry knows that whether you cheer them on or want to see them get their asses kicked, your money spends just as good either way. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

It’s gonna be that spare Kellen Moore

of course it is. rooney rule out of the way.  did anyone really think any differently.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Give me Prime. Or anybody that will find a way to exit Dak.

Ya'll gotta stop dreaming this shit. Even IF they want to get rid of him, it's at least 2 years before they can.  Not just because of his no trade, the cap hit would not just be bad, but cripple them...

He's here till the end of 2026 at least.  

And as the Dak guy here, believe me I WISH he could go elsewhere and get away from this clown show.

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7 minutes ago, Drew said:

Ya'll gotta stop dreaming this shit. Even IF they want to get rid of him, it's at least 2 years before they can.  Not just because of his no trade, the cap hit would not just be bad, but cripple them...

He's here till the end of 2026 at least.  

And as the Dak guy here, believe me I WISH he could go elsewhere and get away from this clown show.

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Posted (edited)

Are the cowboys exempt from following the Mickey Rooney Rule? So far I haven’t seen anyone under 6 foot interview for the job.

I wonder if there will ever be a Rooneyson rule? Does Dat coach? 

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Posted
6 hours ago, DougO said:

JJ and Prime just doing each other a solid. Deion fishing for a bigger contract at CU, Jerry getting massive doses of clickbait pub. 

CU may not bite

One thing to watch following Jerry Jones and his initial discussions with Deion Sanders. Two people with knowledge of the situation tell me Sanders approached Colorado AD Rick George Tuesday about additional money for NIL and his staff. He was met with resistance. The University of Colorado would neither confirm or deny the information when I reached out. Deion Sanders didn’t respond when reached multiple times for comment.

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

CU may not bite

One thing to watch following Jerry Jones and his initial discussions with Deion Sanders. Two people with knowledge of the situation tell me Sanders approached Colorado AD Rick George Tuesday about additional money for NIL and his staff. He was met with resistance. The University of Colorado would neither confirm or deny the information when I reached out. Deion Sanders didn’t respond when reached multiple times for comment.

Then cowherd and werder are doing Deion’s bidding as well as they say this has legs

Posted
2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

ESPN loves talking about the Cowboys and Deion.  They will fan the flames as long as possible.

Like I said i'm fully on board with it cause...fuck it. Why not at this point.

But I absolutely believe Jerry will run this into the ground as long as he can.

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This motherfucker looks like a winner. Success at SMU and elsewhere.

Has a big, in your face, kinda nose. From Ark.

This is what you want if you're looking for a young up n comer.

Prior to UConn, Lashlee helped Auburn to the 2013 SEC Championship, a BCS Championship berth and the 2016 Sugar Bowl, managing one of the more prolific offenses in college football during his tenure. The 2013-14 seasons were the best back-to-back offensively in Auburn history, and the 2014 squad set an Auburn record for total offense. Lashlee also served as the quarterbacks coach and demonstrated impressive ability to develop talent. In 2013, Auburn had the second biggest turnaround in college football history. Starting QB Nick Marshall did not practice until August, but Lashlee tutored the junior college transfer to 3,044 yards of total offense (1,976 passing, 1,068 rushing), 14 TD passes and 12 rushing TDs.

Posted
3 hours ago, DougO said:

Keep in  mind, most of the actual qualified candidates out there are still in the playoffs.

Andy Reid?  Good googily moogily...

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Posted
30 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Even Andy Reid couldn't make it work here.  He hit the lottery with Mahomes.  

I was zero percent serious. 

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Posted (edited)
On 1/16/2025 at 10:42 AM, tbone_ said:

Because that’s really what fans want from their football team.

Hey, we can’t actually be good, so let’s just make it rasslin. 

I'd be willing to debate you that WWNFL with Jerrah and Deion as heels is more interesting to a lot of part time Cowboy fans like me, not to mention the Mexican contingent than the current dead horse beatings being shuffled out.

So, in a lot of ways, sadly, yes.

If my team ain't winning shit at least entertain me with some Telenovas action.

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Posted
22 hours ago, Drew said:

And THIS is all it's really about...

Jerruh will drag this to the SB if he can and maybe after.  He'd announce it at Half time so the entire 2nd half is spent talking about it.

BTW I'm in team "fuck it" and bring in Deion for the circus. Go full tilt.

 

BUT the only way that works is if Deion can get a real OC and DC in here.  Maybe Zimmer would stay(if people don't hate that) for Deion for a year.

I've said it before, Jones is the Trump of professional football. It has to ALL be about him, 24/7. I agree, bring in Sanders. 

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Posted
21 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'd be willing to debate you that WWNFL with Jerrah and Deion as heels is more interesting to a lot of part time Cowboy fans like me, not to mention the Mexican contingent than the current dead horse beatings being shuffled out.

So, in a lot of ways, sadly, yes.

If my team ain't winning shit at least entertain me with some Telenovas action.

Jerry isn’t a heel though. He’s just a dumbass when it comes to football. 

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Iceman said:

Jerry isn’t a heel though. He’s just a dumbass when it comes to football. 

I'd argue he is a heel in the view of Cowboy fans, and rather than argue semantics I'd say the Deion thread here certainly supports my position for Deion as a heel. Either way it's subjective and to have something other than a recycled retread of a once was head coach or not really college football coach (I'm looking at you Lincoln Riley) is better than the shit sammich I've been eating for 3 decades.

I would at least tune in to watch the clown show or maybe, just maybe some actual production and MAYBE a real QB.

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I read in the Dallas paper that because Jerry just spent over 200 million on a 32 year old QB that his focus should be on a QB whisper. Someone like Lincoln Riley or Kliff Kingsbury. 

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Posted
29 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'd argue he is a heel in the view of Cowboy fans, and rather than argue semantics I'd say the Deion thread here certainly supports my position for Deion as a heel. Either way it's subjective and to have something other than a recycled retread of a once was head coach or not really college football coach (I'm looking at you Lincoln Reilly) is better than the shit sammich I've been eating for 3 decades.

I would at least tune in to watch the clown show or maybe, just maybe some actual production and MAYBE a real QB.

Deion gives me hope...for calamity.  Jerry guarantees it.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

I've said it before, Jones is the Trump of professional football. It has to ALL be about him, 24/7. I agree, bring in Sanders. 

he's not hiring Prime because once he does it will all be about Prime, not Jerrah. He'll fire him within 2 years. 

Jerrah MUST be the center of attention. 

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Posted
59 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'd argue he is a heel in the view of Cowboy fans, and rather than argue semantics I'd say the Deion thread here certainly supports my position for Deion as a heel. Either way it's subjective and to have something other than a recycled retread of a once was head coach or not really college football coach (I'm looking at you Lincoln Riley) is better than the shit sammich I've been eating for 3 decades.

I would at least tune in to watch the clown show or maybe, just maybe some actual production and MAYBE a real QB.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

I read in the Dallas paper that because Jerry just spent over 200 million on a 32 year old QB that his focus should be on a QB whisper. Someone like Lincoln Riley or Kliff Kingsbury. 

 

35 minutes ago, The Dog said:

he's not hiring Prime because once he does it will all be about Prime, not Jerrah. He'll fire him within 2 years. 

Jerrah MUST be the center of attention. 

Lane would do it , but probably conflicts with the second premise here 

Posted
On 1/16/2025 at 3:35 PM, TejasPedro said:

Are the cowboys exempt from following the Mickey Rooney Rule? So far I haven’t seen anyone under 6 foot interview for the job.

I wonder if there will ever be a Rooneyson rule? Does Dat coach? 

If Kellen Moore is really 6-foot then I have a 14-inch pecker.

And he's a total fraud as a coach.

 

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