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Just now, C-Man said:

Yeah, I've heard that thrown out as a potential reason.

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7 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

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If you were a third grader, it would.  And that's what we're working with here. 

17 hours ago, sasquatch69 said:

@Wulaw Horn - sorry to pull you into a CR thread. Does this impact VA loans and applications in process?

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25 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We might need a gif of Childish Gambino but with "Trump's" added to "This is America". 

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5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

@Wulaw Horn - sorry to pull you into a CR thread. Does this impact VA loans and applications in process?

Why didn't you just take the link and post the question in the non CR thread?

26 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

This is a feature, not a bug. Fuck anyone who needs any help, it is the Project 2025 way (and most of these EOs were written by them) 

Somewhere in that doctrine I read they will do away with all farm subsidies. If that drops, shit will get real for a huge cross-section of maga. That is when I believe they really start tearing each other into fragmented factions. 

5 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This is true.  Trump is the only one with a cult following.  DeSantis tried being Trump without the baggage and got nowhere.

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1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

A maga guy I work with claimed trump is changing the name of the Gulf so all the laws about offshore drilling no longer apply. 

Next, there will be an executive order changing the number “15” to “18” so Matt Gaetz will be able to date who he likes.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s offensive. 

Tet offensive?

15 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Yeah, I've heard that thrown out as a potential reason.

Is this called “The Moops” strategy in legal circles?

 

1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

A maga guy I work with claimed trump is changing the name of the Gulf so all the laws about offshore drilling no longer apply. 

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49 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Trump put a freeze on one of daughter's clients. 

Clients provides assistance to the elderly. 

Can't have that shit.

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3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what time should I be by with mimosa fixins?

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12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Why didn't you just take the link and post the question in the non CR thread?

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This is the Stephen Miller strategy. Do something outrageous like try to repeal by executive order a constitutional amendment, wait for a Federal judge to halt the order, kick the case around until you get a Trump favorable judge or ultimately get it before the Supreme Court and roll the dice on ruling on your unconstitutional power grab. 

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This is the Stephen Miller strategy. Do something outrageous like try to repeal by executive order a constitutional amendment, wait for a Federal judge to halt the order, kick the case around until you get a Trump favorable judge or ultimately get it before the Supreme Court and roll the dice on ruling on your unconstitutional power grab. 

It's not a bad strategy, really.

If FedSoc cunts hadn't spent decaded eroding the rule of law, it would be a losing one, but . . . .

51 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Somewhere in that doctrine I read they will do away with all farm subsidies. If that drops, shit will get real for a huge cross-section of maga. That is when I believe they really start tearing each other into fragmented factions. 

Well shit, this is how stupid I am. I never even put two and two together that this is exactly what was done. Pausing all federal grants...etc.. just cut all funding to farmers. It has been a long day. I doubt the farmers realized this when the scroll went by their fox news feed. Deport their labor force, cut their subsidies right before you need to buy seed and fertilizer for the spring planting season. Hahahha

We will see how long the Judge ruling holds up.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

This sounds super expensive. 

Good thing we're not spending money feeding hungry children or paying for grandma's nursing home stay.

Just now, HOOKEM4 said:

Well shit, this is how stupid I am. I never even put two and two together that this is exactly what was done. Pausing all federal grants...etc.. just cut all funding to farmers. It has been a long day. I doubt the farmers realized this when the scroll went by their fox news feed. Deport their labor force, cut their subsidies right before you need to buy seed and fertilizer for the spring planting season. Hahahha

We will see how long the Judge ruling holds up.

Depends on how long Thomas holds out for a better vacation package.

Just now, lemonlime said:

Good thing we're not spending money feeding hungry children or paying for grandma's nursing home stay.

Yeah. I amended my initial comment too. What’s standard packages, 2 months? Cool let’s give them 9 just so they quit and we never hire replacements. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This sounds fiscally irresponsible. 

Honestly, I was shocked they didn't do a forced return to office or you're let go. I feel that's not legal but when has that stopped him. I guess this is an easier way to get rid of the people who aren't loyalists and then either replace them with a loyalist who can root out others from the inside or simply eliminate the position. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This sounds fiscally irresponsible. 

Well, it's very responsible if you want to shrink the federal government.  

Build Back (from the rubble) Better.

8 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Well, it's very responsible if you want to shrink the federal government.  

Build Back (from the rubble) Better.

Do it with 3-4 months severance then 

I love wasting my time on these boards, but the vile pieces of shit that are doing Trumpian bidding sure are making it easy to consider spending more time in contemplation and actual engagement in service on behalf of the least of our brothers.  

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Do it with 3-4 months severance then 

They've probably done the math, and they don't get enough takers unless they go more than six months.  

Hey, let's all give our ledge leader a kind word on his Daily Texan thread. 

5 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I love wasting my time on these boards, but the vile pieces of shit that are doing Trumpian bidding sure are making it easy to consider spending more time in contemplation and actual engagement in service on behalf of the least of our brothers.  

Give it a few weeks when it actually hits them. They will all suffer and then try to make you feel sorry for them. It is astounding how many of them didn't read the doctrine and are now just taken aback. I read it and thought, I really really don't like it and it will effectively end America, but I will survive. I feel dumb trying to fight for those that will suffer only to have them call me stupid all while I was trying to help them. Sometimes you have to let your kids touch the stove.

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16 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Well, it's very responsible if you want to shrink the federal government.  

Build Back (from the rubble) Better.

You can’t, the billionaires will own the rubble and the land it’s under.

17 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Well, it's very responsible if you want to shrink the federal government.  

Build Back (from the rubble) Better.

Shrink it to what, specifically? 

5 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Shrink it to what, specifically? 

When the libtard tears dry up?

You're asking me to try to figure out what these psychopaths want?

1 minute ago, Chewbacca said:

 

Clarence, I think we should go after Loving vs. Virginia next.  What do you think?

Revisit brown?

11 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Give it a few weeks when it actually hits them. They will all suffer and then try to make you feel sorry for them. It is astounding how many of them didn't read the doctrine and are now just taken aback. I read it and thought, I really really don't like it and it will effectively end America, but I will survive. I feel dumb trying to fight for those that will suffer only to have them call me stupid all while I was trying to help them. Sometimes you have to let your kids touch the stove.

I think there are enough people who are going to suffer who voted the right way to keep all of us busy.  

3 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

 

Clarence, I think we should go after Loving vs. Virginia next.  What do you think?

Me being a chalupa and my wife being a redhead, Loving doesn't apply, correct?

3 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Me being a chalupa and my wife being a redhead, Loving doesn't apply, correct?

What does she look like?

I mean, if your marriage is annulled your surly brethren will be here to console her. We just need to know what she looks like …… to you know…. Be able to pick her out of a crowd. 

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2 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I think there are enough people who are going to suffer who voted the right way to keep all of us busy.  

Oh everyone will suffer. Myself included. I just don't give a shit anymore and I am a cockroach. I will be fine. I can abscond to a place none of this impacts me. I don't want to, I voted/donated several times to prevent it, you can only do so much. Suffering is the great equalizer.

So.

What's the over/under now for how many days before someone takes another shot at him?

It's gotta be dropping fast?

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So.

What's the over/under now for how many days before someone takes another shot at him?

It's gotta be dropping fast?

We’re not getting out if this hell so easy 

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