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It never ceases to amaze me that of all the times I went to job interviews and cried, shouted, ranted about how much I love beer, and vowed revenge against my perceived political enemies... that not even ONE time did I get hired.

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If only it had spelled it “stollen”

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Derek and DeAnna Huffman fled the United States to escape what they considered LGBTQ indoctrination.

Derek and DeAnna Huffman worried that American culture was poisoning their three daughters. Desperate, they left Humble, a suburb of Houston, earlier this year and moved to Russia.

The family settled into their new home outside Moscow, detailing their lives on a YouTube channel. After DeAnna shared that her husband was sent to the front line in Russia’s war against Ukraine, the family’s story went viral.

“He feels like he’s being thrown to the wolves right now, and he’s kind of having to lean on faith, and that’s what we’re all doing,” DeAnna said, adding that he did not speak Russian and had not received pay from the military yet.

46 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Eat shit.

Die.

This sentiment could fit a lot of people and their situations. Take this guy for, for example:

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:
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What happened to Texas father who fled to Russia to escap...

Derek and DeAnna Huffman fled the United States to escape what they considered LGBTQ indoctrination.

Doesn’t speak Russian…I’d bet good money they complained about pressing 2 for Spanish when they were here.

11 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Derek and DeAnna Huffman worried that American culture was poisoning their three daughters. Desperate, they left Humble, a suburb of Houston, earlier this year and moved to Russia.

Humble was too woke.

Fuck the parents, but those poor kids.

Didn’t the Russians send his dumb ass to the front lines?

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27 minutes ago, YChang said:

Fuck the parents, but those poor kids.

Kids are fine, they have a Russian dad now

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Kids are fine, they have a Russian dad now

The oldest girl is probably already been married off.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The oldest girl is probably already been married off.

They needed the goat!

Funny how they all voted for it and Trump signed it, but he is still targeting the few Rs that were going to make it pass. Everyone else, him included, just didn’t want to be seen as voting against something so popular for no reason.

17 hours ago, chainsaw said:
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What happened to Texas father who fled to Russia to escap...

Derek and DeAnna Huffman fled the United States to escape what they considered LGBTQ indoctrination.

Nothing good comes out of Humble, right @Slacks?

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

um, what else would it be, Lauren?

Didn’t give him a handie at the Trump center show.

Its going to be hilarious when a hurricane cleanses the Earth of maralago, then FEMA pays for it to be rebuilt, including golf courses.

The FA part is on slide one, hit the little arrow for slide two (FO).

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On 12/23/2025 at 2:30 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Took my son and one of his buddies fishing in Seadrift over the weekend. That drive from Austin used to look like a Trump parade route with all the flags and signs. Tx130>183>87>185...Austin, Lockhart, Luling, Gonzales, Cuero, Victoria, Seadrift. Not a single Trump flag on any of those ranch gate flag poles. Still plenty of US, Texas and CATI flags, but the Trump merch was gone. I only saw one tattered 4'x8' Trump 2020 sign hanging off a gate of what might have been an abandoned doublewide. We had dinner at Bubba's Saturday night, and it was packed as usual. No Trump flags on any of the Bro-Dozer trucks or golf carts in the parking lot. I only saw one 30ish year old guy with a "MAGA Country" t shirt. His group of four were the only people in the whole place that didn't look like they were having a good time. It was a younger couple and an older couple, so I assume it was one set of parents. I don't know if they were all frowning because shit head wore a MAGA shirt to dinner or what, but the four of them looked pretty sullen. 

Another data point: Just spent 3 days fishing in South Louisiana. Terrebonne Parish. Houma, Dulac, Grand Caillou, Chauvin, Cocodrie. Terrebonne Parish went 75% Trump in 2024. I've been dragging my skiff over here a couple times a year since 2017, and Trump merch was everywhere. Didn't see a single flag or sign or bumper sticker. Still plenty of "Blue lives" flags, "Cajun Pride" and American flags everywhere, but not a single Trump sign or flag.

Just because there are no overt displays of Trump shit, doesn't mean they won't vote for him anyway in '28 because damn libruls gonna allow John, who was born Joanne, play tennis against other girls.

4 minutes ago, Superhero said:

because damn libruls gonna allow John, who was born Joanne, play tennis against other girls.

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52 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Another data point: Just spent 3 days fishing in South Louisiana. Terrebonne Parish. Houma, Dulac, Grand Caillou, Chauvin, Cocodrie. Terrebonne Parish went 75% Trump in 2024. I've been dragging my skiff over here a couple times a year since 2017, and Trump merch was everywhere. Didn't see a single flag or sign or bumper sticker. Still plenty of "Blue lives" flags, "Cajun Pride" and American flags everywhere, but not a single Trump sign or flag.

I was excited to see a damn near 50/50 split of Harris and Trump signs in my red county last year but it was just bullshit. They still vote for him, they just don't advertise it anymore.

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