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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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Is the band watching the game or just playing whatever the fuck they want?

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  • Publiushorn
    Publiushorn

    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

I haven't been paying attention to recruiting, spring game, roster, anything since we've sucked so hard for so long. This team has given me the PTSD's. Not giving them any of my bandwidth until they fucking show something, I've lost my trust a while ago.  My dad is at the game, it's a literal bucket list road trip for him (former longhorn player himself), he won't be around much longer to see this crap so at least there's that.

1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

You don't just walk into Maryland for an 11am Central kickoff and expect a win.

Its a long way to the eastern time zone 

He was open. Hit him in the numbers

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

how can we be worse on the OL, I was told more experience equals better line

Apparently not

this is just like having someone rip my pubes out slowly for arts and crafts time

Sam should be 1/7 now, can we give Shane a chance yet?!?!

Tom was right about the o-line being something we haven't seen around here in a long time. They're astonishingly shitty

3 minutes ago, 54_Strat said:

Two runs up the middle, then a sack coming up

Close...

Ehlinger self-pressured and rolled right on 3rd down?  I'm shocked I tell you.

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Time for a sweet 3 and out 

Yep of course 

Sam loves the sidelne pass to a 7' receiver.  Also loves the self sack and generally doing stupid things. 

Not a great job by Johnson but Sam could have made it a lot easier for him. 

3 plays. zero yards. 

Still no first down. 

 

Anyone know the school record for longest stretch without a first down? 

why are we  reviewing this?   he never has the ball it clearly hits the ground

Team is just showing nothing. Zilch. Nada.

What a fucking waste. Meanwhile, ZeroU is up eleventy billion to nothing on FAU.

There isn't enough liquor in the world to handle this shit.

Punting out of the end zone could be a disaster.

I haven't been paying attention to recruiting, spring game, roster, anything since we've sucked so hard for so long. This team has given me the PTSD's. Not giving them any of my bandwidth until they fucking show something, I've lost my trust a while ago.  My dad is at the game, it's a literal bucket list road trip for him (former longhorn player himself), he won't be around much longer to see this crap so at least there's that.

Hi! Haven’t seen you around. Thought about you the other day...!
1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

So when are the home and home games with Alabama again?

Hopefully never.

Remember that one time when Texas threw to the middle of the field and they scored.


Why is texas allergic to the middle of the field?


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Just now, Texas said:

Tom was right about the o-line being something we haven't seen around here in a long time. They're astonishingly shitty

We've seen that plenty

Buechele for the 2nd half save? Honestly him throwing shit up is better than this bullshit. 

 

There’s no replay in stadium. NFL that isn’t showing replay to fans at game. Just a fucking joke

We have 50 total yards and two first downs.  Haha

Good teams don’t say shit like this.  

We’re not a good team. Haven’t been for a long time.


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