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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work

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2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What's the story on Burnt Ends moving away from supporting the tight ends?

Moving to Baseball... More impact on the program with how inflated NIL is towards football...

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    Not strictly transfer related, but significant roster news 

  • This kind of shit from our fanbase wears me out. Sark took over a lost program and since we've been to 2 semis and should have been in the playoffs this year but for a committee that doesn't understan

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13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Recruiting news is the opiate of the college football viewing masses?

No it isn’t. Recruiting is the methadone till games start.

You guys have a weird infatuation with the thought of me giving out handjobs.

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

If you feel this way, why the fuck are you here posting on the recruiting forum? Could it be because players like Arch Manning, Anthony Hill, Colin Simmons, Jelani McDonald, Manny Muhammed, Trey Wingo and Trevor Goosby didnt portal onto our roster?

Trey Wingo: 'Worst decision' turned ESPN against me

Just now, Helobious said:

You guys have a weird infatuation with the thought of me giving out handjobs.

We’re not infatuated. We thank you for your adroit service.

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Trey Wingo: 'Worst decision' turned ESPN against me

Well, the good news is you didn’t confuse them because one is white.

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What's the story on Burnt Ends moving away from supporting the tight ends?

It’s moving to Miami for a job with Rice-a-Roni…..

4 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Moving to Baseball... More impact on the program with how inflated NIL is towards football...

Nice, that's a great idea.

49 minutes ago, texifornia said:

......no?

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Doesn't seem like we're in the initial set

I’d rather Minnesota safety anyway

59 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If Coleman doesn’t make all his visits I’d be fucking shocked. He’s asking top dollar, and I’m pretty sure his agent knows how to work the market.

A lot of agents don’t really know shit….just $$$$$.

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2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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Nice. I think he's a guy that could flourish under Muschamp and a mystery safeties coach with an affinity for Denny's.

15 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You guys have a weird infatuation with the thought of me giving out handjobs.

  1. Do you even Texas?... "Y'all"

  2. Only one non-admin has the ability to change the thread title

  3. Even 2 being true, please don't give the hand jobs to players at UTEP and UTRGV.

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36 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Good for you I guess? I’d argue a bigger waste of time is going to a forum dedicated to recruiting and arguing to the regulars that they’re wasting time with their hobby. For an encore, do you enjoy going to churches and standing up during mass and telling the audience they’re wasting their time there? I bet you really sway a lot of people to rethink their lives.

I dream about doing that all the time.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Did he start for them?

The Houston Chronicle article about him entering said he started all 12 games.

24 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We've been looking for a blocking tight end since Agbo left

Where’d he go?

9 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

A lot of agents don’t really know shit….just $$$$$.

Well, Coleman's agent is David Mulugheta, and he definitely knows shit.

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

This week is going to be nuts. I should just check in next weekend to see who we got.

That's what I'll be saying as I'm F5ing this thread at 2am...

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

This week is going to be nuts. I should just check in next weekend to see who we got.

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1 minute ago, BigMeatyHorns said:

West Virginia.

The Seattle metro, to Austin, to Morgantown, population 30,490, is quite a ride.

It's certainly a beautiful part of the country, though.

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

That's what I'll be saying as I'm F5ing this thread at 2am...

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20 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

It’s moving to Miami for a job with Rice-a-Roni…..

But that's the San Francisco Treat?

28 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

So this Gianni Spetic guy was 75% on FGs this year. According to ESPN, that puts him T-84th in the country among qualifying kickers.

Last year he was 81% would be around 50th this year,

In fairness, his long of 55 was T-15th this year.

I'm absolutely baffled by this. He had a bad year, a mediocre year and an above average year. WHY is he even on our radar. It reeks of laziness.

5 hours ago, Texasborn91 said:

If we don’t get 10 Portal commitments today I’m going to kill myself.

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31 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What's the story on Burnt Ends moving away from supporting the tight ends?

24 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Nice, that's a great idea.

Check the Burnt ends board for more details, more to come but is going to be huge for baseball pitching

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20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Riker to the portal

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30 minutes ago, Helobious said:

You guys have a weird infatuation with the thought of me giving out handjobs.

It's your own fault. Clearly, from your keystroking, you have soft hands. Glory in it, don't reject it.

17 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:
  1. Do you even Texas?... "Y'all"

  2. Only one non-admin has the ability to change the thread title

  3. Even 2 being true, please don't give the hand jobs to players at UTEP and UTRGV.

At least he didn't say, "Yous mugs"! Lulz.

8 minutes ago, RabidM said:

I'm absolutely baffled by this. He had a bad year, a mediocre year and an above average year. WHY is he even on our radar. It reeks of laziness.

More or less lazy than looking at his ESPN page and deciding on his competency?

24 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Well, Coleman's agent is David Mulugheta, and he definitely knows shit.

That guy does Micah Parsons sized contracts in the NFL. Surely this is being handled by one of his junior agents?

31 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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The new running backs coach is a reason a safety is going to stay?

45 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Well, the good news is you didn’t confuse them because one is white.

I didn't confuse them. You did, bro.

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

The new running backs coach is a reason a safety is going to stay?

Gotta work on his jukes and stiff arm for those pick 6s.

34 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:
  1. Do you even Texas?... "Y'all"

  2. Only one non-admin has the ability to change the thread title

  3. Even 2 being true, please don't give the hand jobs to players at UTEP and UTRGV.

Born and raised here and I’ve still always hated saying “y’all”. Spiritually I know I should’ve grown up in the Bronx, I know I would have fit right in.

3 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

We were finalists for him years ago but not expecting to be involved now

6 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

That guy does Micah Parsons sized contracts in the NFL. Surely this is being handled by one of his junior agents?

I'm sure he has people working under him. I'm also sure he's not putting an idiot in charge of a projected first round pick.

24 minutes ago, RabidM said:

I'm absolutely baffled by this. He had a bad year, a mediocre year and an above average year. WHY is he even on our radar. It reeks of laziness.

What exactly do you consider a good year? Because the Ole Miss kicker who was amazing last night, still missed 3 kicks this year. Also, blocked and tipped kicks just go down as misses too, so just looking at a stats page is not enough to know anything.

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

I'm sure he has people working under him. I'm also sure he's not putting an idiot in charge of a projected first round pick.

What exactly do you consider a good year? Because the Ole Miss kicker who was amazing last night, still missed 3 kicks this year. Also, blocked and tipped kicks just go down as misses too, so just looking at a stats page is not enough to know anything.

4 of 5 from 50 plus is pretty fuckin good.

16 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

The new running backs coach is a reason a safety is going to stay?

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48 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

This week is going to be nuts. I should just check in next weekend to see who we got.

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