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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday

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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Looks like they have some sand in their tortillas

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Texas Tech, who by the way offered double our bid, are complaining that we buy players?

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Yale OT, as of now, is still not committed anywhere.

23 minutes ago, Teryor said:

4/5 of the line done

Goosby, Baker, Robertson, who's the fourth with Hutson and Campbell going? Cojo? Not the Oregon State dude I presume

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

How's it going for Notre Dame? Oh...

That's got to be a choice. Does Freeman hate portal players like Dabo did?

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

This picture is ruined for me because of Liebrock in that stupid fucking bucket hat..

Liebrock had a pretty sweet run, spending that Burnt Ends cash, calling in sick yet somehow not hurt enough to keep him from the golf tee.

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Then why did they bring back Reed? LOL Dude threw 3 interceptions on the 3 most important drives of the season for aggy.

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How's it going for Notre Dame? Oh...

Jesus...

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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Looks like they have some sand in their tortillas

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Tech fans shitting on bowls is hilarious.

Last decade:

  • Missed a bowl game four years

  • Lost in Birmingham bowl

  • Won liberty bowl

  • Won Texas bowl

  • Won Independence bowl

  • Lost Liberty bowl

  • Lost Orange bowl

They haven't finished a season ranked since they fired Leach in 09.

They have won double digit games three times in the last 50 years.

Those guys shitting on someones bowl game is like Aggies shitting on someone else's campus architecture.

7 minutes ago, Teryor said:

4/5 of the line done

I think we need 8 that we can feel good about taking meaningful snaps. By my count we only have 5, tops.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Texas Tech, who by the way offered double our bid, are complaining that we buy players?

What are you talking about, texifornia? That Cincinnati QB is going there due to Texas Tech's long and storied history of playing for "natty"s and producing first round picks. When was the last time a Texas receiver was drafted in the first round?? Answer that, smart guy.

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Texas has played in 4 playoff games and managed to score points in all of them.

8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Looks like they have some sand in their tortillas

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Zero self awareness. 1 conference championship in the last 100 years only after Texas and OU leave...

55 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Saw a post saying Delano’s PFF grade was in the 50s, worst of ole miss starters

His size had Flood’s interest. His shitty play got his attention.

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10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Wife is sick and I've been chasing an ornery 15-month old around all day, just wanted to say FUCK YEAH this has been a hell of a weekend.

If we have the fortune to win a SEC and/or national title this year, today is where it truly started. 🤘

Ok now I’m just confused

AI sucks, but I tried:

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6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Texas Tech, who by the way offered double our bid, are complaining that we buy players?

I mean, they paid $∞ per point in the CFP so I guess they would know?

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6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Goosby, Baker, Robertson, who's the fourth with Hutson and Campbell going? Cojo? Not the Oregon State dude I presume

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5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Rusty Trombone can go fuck himself. Georgia and Bama fans whiiiiiiiining about paying players, into my veins.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ok now I’m just confused

Posters might want to rethink bitching about portal needs if @satyanash is fired up and says it was a good weekend. That pretty much means it was flawless.

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1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Poooooorrrrrrr

Aagggyyyyyy

When they’re down 31-6 in the 4th quarter with Cam Coleman celebrating by imitating pissing on their logo, they can still hold their heads high knowing they are following the rules.

8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Tech's GM rt'd this btw which was alluded to earlier which is incredibly self-aware

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Is it too much to ask for our scouting department to find a couple of guys at lower levels like Larry Allen and Erik Williams? Only then will I, a surly horn, be satisfied with this portal haul.

14 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How's it going for Notre Dame? Oh...

Why have you forsaken them?

8 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I think we need 8 that we can feel good about taking meaningful snaps. By my count we only have 5, tops.

This is why I believe 3 MORE OL are necessary. It will be a pleasant surprise if the Oregon St kid shows up, but at this time, he should not be counted on.

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

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Cal LB?

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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After what they did to land their "greatest recruiting class EVER", not to mention the FedEx days of Jackie, it's really rich for them to be launching (baseless) accusations at us about breaking the rules on paying players.

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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We've cloned Kasey Studdard and signed him?

24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's nice to see you're still desperately trying to find some downsides on the day so your week of posting spineless negativity every five minutes doesn't look quite so embarrassing.

Dude sucks and not upgrading his position would be a failure. He’s a good depth piece.

2 hours ago, jeevsie said:

How does one listen to this? Time and which of my 72 streaming services do I need?

I believe this is Eastern Time -

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The $40 million number is bullshit but I think some people at Texas definitely saw some of these playoff teams essentially buy their way into the playoffs via the portal. Not saying Texas never committed but I think theres much more realization that you can build a championship caliber roster every year if youre committed to buying players in the portal. This season seemed to give more proof of concept than ever before.

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Texas Tech, who by the way offered double our bid, are complaining that we buy players?

8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Looks like they have some sand in their tortillas

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Ummm...."can't get kids to the first round of the draft" and "can't make the playoffs"? We have had 6 first round picks the last 3 years. Tech has had 5 since 1983.

And we were in the playoffs 2 out of the last 3 years. And we had a playoff win in 2025. And we actually scored in playoff games, too.

Fucking sand aggys

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1 hour ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

Tech street agent turned GM is mad on the bird app

Pics?

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Could be the Wyoming lineman that was tiny.

He signed with West Virginia.

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Could be the Wyoming lineman that was tiny.

Signed with West Virginia

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