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1 minute ago, Snacks said:

no team has more cleat marks on its own collective dick than this team.
 

Clarification:  Outside of aggy. 

Huh, who knew having a good offensive line mattered?

Compare this atmosphere to last night. How people get emotional over no fun league I'll never understand *


*i got emotional over the Oilers as a younger person

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Compare this atmosphere to last night. How people get emotional over no fun league I'll never understand *


*i got emotional over the Oilers as a younger person

I just like to bitch about bad local football teams 

Seven penalties in one half.  That's a well-coached football team.

Nice drive and finish

Did he just say that throwing a 50/50 ball into double coverage makes it a 25/75 ball?

Did he just say that throwing a 50/50 ball into double coverage makes it a 25/75 ball?


Yes.

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That was a hell of a fucking catch!

Clowney earned a 15 hard penalty... while in street clothes

Good god, if it wasn’t a loss of down why not decline the fucking penalty?

Good god, if it wasn’t a loss of down why not decline the fucking penalty?
Wondering the same. But that's not the coaches job

Titans head coach is a fucking moron

 

 

lewis over henry there? Lmao lololololoooolololool

 

 

jfc this is a battle between two shit sports franchises

Let’s see what ol’ Chinbutt can draw up with a minute left and the game on the line!

Fitting. Give yourself a chance

BOB is done

 

 

just lost to blaine gabbert

 

 

blaine

 

 

 

gabbert

 

 

maybe worst loss in franchise history

No. No. Houston sports radio has been saying for over a year that he is the best QB evar. 

Love how the Texans season thread is 6 pages long while the USC game thread is 80 pages long. 

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

Love how the Texans season thread is 6 pages long while the USC game thread is 80 pages long. 

Its a college football board, so

 

 

and the texans are fucking embarrassment to Houston and this state

What a shit coached team.   Guys not even playing (Clowney) getting game changing penalties plus all other sorts of undisciplined miscues. 

Somebody ask BOB what his colon looked like during the last half of the 4th quarter.

Heard Watson was the Michael Jordan of football, never saw MJ dribble the clock out while losing.

Watson ran out the clock...only problem was that they were behind...

5 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

What a shit coached team.   Guys not even playing (Clowney) getting game changing penalties plus all other sorts of undisciplined miscues. 

that call on Clowney may be the weakest call ever.

40 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Clowney earned a 15 hard penalty... while in street clothes

Kinda sums up the season so far...

Just saw the Titans fake punt TD...lulz

11 penalties after 6 coming in Week 1. He has no control over his team. The OL is shit, so this is another wasted season, just fire him now.

Got to fix the OL. Henderson getting hurt was just about worst case scenario.

A rookie and a 2nd year player at the tackles is a recipe for disaster.

I think you will see improvement from the tackles, and from Watson but neither one is doing the other any favors.

On defense, it seems we have no pass rush.

Love how the Texans season thread is 6 pages long while the USC game thread is 80 pages long. 
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My give a fuck with respect to the Texans has eroded tremendously. Embarrassing loss by the Texans. Losing to Gabbert. This is a poorly coached team. The OL pass blocking looks even worse than last year. Pleasantly surprised with Blue, Miller and the run blocking. Offense has been awful except when we ran the Clemson offense. Get rid of the fraud of the HC we have.

29 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

that call on Clowney may be the weakest call ever.

Based on how the ref and player turned around, seemed obvious that he said something pretty egregious. 

8 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

My give a fuck with respect to the Texans has eroded tremendously. Embarrassing loss by the Texans. Losing to Gabbert. This is a poorly coached team. The OL pass blocking looks even worse than last year. Pleasantly surprised with Blue, Miller and the run blocking. Offense has been awful except when we ran the Clemson offense. Get rid of the fraud of the HC we have.

Just popped in to see your weekly meltdown. I'm a little disappointed in this effort. C-minus. Started strong and pungent but had a weak finish, like an overripe Bordeaux. 

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