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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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43 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Blondie and Clod? Just when I thought this timeline couldn't get any stupider. These are people who put raisins in potato salad.

15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

What the fuck happened to The Captain and Tennille?

The Demotion and Cheap Teal.  

5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She looks like a made-up morgue corpse. 

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Hey man, don't bring Nina Hartley into this; she was a conduit to much pleasure, in my hs years. She's good people.  This ugly hag is a rotten whore. 

12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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When the older couple start buying you drinks at the bar, you know it's about to get weird. 

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hey man, don't bring Nina Hartley into this; she was a conduit to much pleasure, in my hs years. She's good people.  This ugly hag is a rotten whore. 

No shit. Trained as a nurse, she’s an educator and an outspoken advocate for free speech. Not to mention “the best ass in porn” as they used to say. Don’t dare sully her name. 

So for all this stupid shit of trying to restrict mail-in voting and not realizing it was a one-off 2020 thing due to a fucking pandemic - NYC saw a 42% decrease in mail-in ballot requests between the 2020 Democratic Primary for President and the 2021 Democratic Primary for Mayor.  More people voted in the 2021 mayoral primary too.  

2020 was a one-off thing.  Republicans are going to be SHOCKED when Democrats still turn out to vote in 2022 in person, because that's what Democrats do.  Republicans primarily were the ones who benefitted from mail-in voting pre-2020. 

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So for all this stupid shit of trying to restrict mail-in voting and not realizing it was a one-off 2020 thing due to a fucking pandemic - NYC saw a 42% decrease in mail-in ballot requests between the 2020 Democratic Primary for President and the 2021 Democratic Primary for Mayor.  More people voted in the 2021 mayoral primary too.  
2020 was a one-off thing.  Republicans are going to be SHOCKED when Democrats still turn out to vote in 2022 in person, because that's what Democrats do.  Republicans primarily were the ones who benefitted from mail-in voting pre-2020. 

From your lips to Gods ears.
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GIVE ME SOCIOPATHY OR GIVE ME DEATH!

Breckenridge, CO.  A mountain resort neighborhood south of Breckenridge, CO had to be evacuated Sunday when a self-described “freedom loving libertarian” lost control of a brush burn they had started in spite of an area wide burn ban due to longstanding drought conditions.  The owner of the property, Jerry Davis, had previously railed against such burn bans on social media, stating emphatically, “Fire bans don’t prevent forest fires...”

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Firefighters responded to the blaze quickly, and were able to keep the conflagration contained to Mr Davis’ property.  Damage was limited to a partially constructed home and trailer that was being used as temporary housing.  No humans were harmed.

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Gritty, the beloved Philadelphia Flyers mascot, has indicated he would be traveling to the area later this week to tour the devastation.

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1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:


From your lips to Gods ears.

I mean, they still have to turn out, obviously.  But: 1) Democrats have traded in low propensity, non-college whites (WWC) for college educated suburban voters who turn out to vote in midterms.  We still have to see proof that the new Trumplican base is going to turn out en masse with no Trump on the ballot.  2) This new base of Dem voters has traditionally been an in-person voting base, either early or on Election Day.  Mail-in ballots in states that do not utilize it statewide, like Oregon/Colorado/Utah, were traditionally for old Republican voters. 

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Ultimate ego maniac with zero awareness that his messages could harm his followers [I'd modify that -- he either doesn't know or doesn't care, but continue.....]  Building his base out in service of selfishness, making him a great fool.

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Maybe one day they’ll run out of reasons to believe what trump says.  I was hoping that him literally stealing their money by hiding an auto check monthly auto debit box would do it as it is messing with their money, but they VERY quickly placed the blame on someone else for that, so I don’t know what it would take. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe one day they’ll run out of reasons to believe what trump says.  I was hoping that him literally stealing their money by hiding an auto check monthly auto debit box would do it as it is messing with their money, but they VERY quickly placed the blame on someone else for that, so I don’t know what it would take. 

The answer is "more than could ever possibly occur."  Trump could issue a public statement that "this was all a scam to stoke my narcissist ego and hopefully line my pockets with money, I don't give a shit about anyone but me, and that sure as shit means that I don't give a damn about you"......and they'd try to decode it by picking random letters based on some numerology key posted by "savethakids47" on some random-ass website to conclude that his statement REALLY says "I am God's messenger, and I am bringing justice."

Members of a cult only change their minds after deprogramming.  We can't deprogram this many people.

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The answer is "more than could ever possibly occur."  Trump could issue a public statement that "this was all a scam to stoke my narcissist ego and hopefully line my pockets with money, I don't give a shit about anyone but me, and that sure as shit means that I don't give a damn about you"......and they'd try to decode it by picking random letters based on some numerology key posted by "savethakids47" on some random-ass website to conclude that his statement REALLY says "I am God's messenger, and I am bringing justice."

Members of a cult only change their minds after deprogramming.  We can't deprogram this many people.

"Hold my beer Flavor Aide.

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1 hour ago, Goredho said:

GIVE ME SOCIOPATHY OR GIVE ME DEATH!

Breckenridge, CO.  A mountain resort neighborhood south of Breckenridge, CO had to be evacuated Sunday when a self-described “freedom loving libertarian” lost control of a brush burn they had started in spite of an area wide burn ban due to longstanding drought conditions.  The owner of the property, Jerry Davis, had previously railed against such burn bans on social media, stating emphatically, “Fire bans don’t prevent forest fires...”

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Firefighters responded to the blaze quickly, and were able to keep the conflagration contained to Mr Davis’ property.  Damage was limited to a partially constructed home and trailer that was being used as temporary housing.  No humans were harmed.

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Gotta rake the forest before starting the fire. Rookie mistake. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Gotta rake the forest before starting the fire. Rookie mistake. 

I’m kinda interested how their insurance claim is going to play out, especially if their insurer becomes aware of their  social media projections.

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

GIVE ME SOCIOPATHY OR GIVE ME DEATH!

Breckenridge, CO.  A mountain resort neighborhood south of Breckenridge, CO had to be evacuated Sunday when a self-described “freedom loving libertarian” lost control of a brush burn they had started in spite of an area wide burn ban due to longstanding drought conditions.  The owner of the property, Jerry Davis, had previously railed against such burn bans on social media, stating emphatically, “Fire bans don’t prevent forest fires...”

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Firefighters responded to the blaze quickly, and were able to keep the conflagration contained to Mr Davis’ property.  Damage was limited to a partially constructed home and trailer that was being used as temporary housing.  No humans were harmed.

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Gritty, the beloved Philadelphia Flyers mascot, has indicated he would be traveling to the area later this week to tour the devastation.

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I hope they back charge his stupid ass

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Gotta rake the forest before starting the fire. Rookie mistake. 

"And they sweep the forest floor. Sweeping like raking the forest. They manage the forest by raking. Sweeping it so there's nothing under there to burn. We're looking at it. The raking. It's called managing the forest. But we're looking at it and we're looking at it very strongly."

You'd think as a cult leader, Trump would have made more use of the one of the big perks of being a cult leader---bedding down with some of young, naive lady followers.  You know his wife isn't putting out anymore.  And out of the tens of millions of hardcore, dipshit voters...statistically speaking, there's gotta be some hot ass in there somewhere that would be willing to give themselves over to Dear Leader.  Hell, I know some attractive female hardcore Trump supporters here in Texas that would gladly travel on their own dime to be with him romantically.  I think in office, it would have been too much of a security risk, but now that he's just chilling in Florida with very little happening in the bedroom.  Hell, i know two perfectly straight male friends of mine that would blow Trump to climax in exchange for a letter of recommendation from him.  

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

You'd think as a cult leader, Trump would have made more use of the one of the big perks of being a cult leader---bedding down with some of young, naive lady followers.  You know his wife isn't putting out anymore.  And out of the tens of millions of hardcore, dipshit voters...statistically speaking, there's gotta be some hot ass in there somewhere that would be willing to give themselves over to Dear Leader.  Hell, I know some attractive female hardcore Trump supporters here in Texas that would gladly travel on their own dime to be with him romantically.  I think in office, it would have been too much of a security risk, but now that he's just chilling in Florida with very little happening in the bedroom.  Hell, i know two perfectly straight male friends of mine that would blow Trump to climax in exchange for a letter of recommendation from him.  

Def seems the Stormy mushroom thing was true - now he's embarrassed it's out there. 

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You'd think as a cult leader, Trump would have made more use of the one of the big perks of being a cult leader---bedding down with some of young, naive lady followers.  You know his wife isn't putting out anymore.  And out of the tens of millions of hardcore, dipshit voters...statistically speaking, there's gotta be some hot ass in there somewhere that would be willing to give themselves over to Dear Leader.  Hell, I know some attractive female hardcore Trump supporters here in Texas that would gladly travel on their own dime to be with him romantically.  I think in office, it would have been too much of a security risk, but now that he's just chilling in Florida with very little happening in the bedroom.  Hell, i know two perfectly straight male friends of mine that would blow Trump to climax in exchange for a letter of recommendation from him.  

What makes you think that never happened? Or that he didn’t at least try? Obviously his dream fuck is Ivanka but I’d be shocked if he never gave Hope Hicks a chance to be stunt Ivanka.

dibs on "Stunt Ivanka" for my next porn production company name.  

There is a mechanic shop that I pass quite often in the Jersey Village area that has a sign that the owner is constantly putting fresh GQP messages on. I guess January 6th was right up this dude’s alley. 
 

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pushing them how? what perceived grievance has them up in arms today? jfc some people are too stupid to be allowed to live. they endanger us all

10 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

There is a mechanic shop that I pass quite often in the Jersey Village area that has a sign that the owner is constantly putting fresh GQP messages on. I guess January 6th was right up this dude’s alley. 
 

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FBI/Secret Service might like to see this. 

48 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You'd think as a cult leader, Trump would have made more use of the one of the big perks of being a cult leader---bedding down with some of young, naive lady followers.  You know his wife isn't putting out anymore.  And out of the tens of millions of hardcore, dipshit voters...statistically speaking, there's gotta be some hot ass in there somewhere that would be willing to give themselves over to Dear Leader.  Hell, I know some attractive female hardcore Trump supporters here in Texas that would gladly travel on their own dime to be with him romantically.  I think in office, it would have been too much of a security risk, but now that he's just chilling in Florida with very little happening in the bedroom.  Hell, i know two perfectly straight male friends of mine that would blow Trump to climax in exchange for a letter of recommendation from him.  

You are under the assumption the dude can’t still get a boner.  

real dolls are getting pretty lifelike, but I think that one is melting

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34 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Was there anything new or different going on last summer that may have led to low crime, and not a good baseline for year over year trending?  Anything at all?

They know that most big cities, even the ones in Red States, are typically Democratic mayors?  Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Austin, El Paso, Phoenix, Jacksonville, Indianapolis, Columbus, Charlotte, Detroit, Memphis, Nashville, Louisville, Milwaukee, Tucson, Kansas City, Raleigh, Tampa, Saint Louis, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, etc.  You can just as easily blame their red Governors and State Houses for this mess.  

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Was there anything new or different going on last summer that may have led to low crime, and not a good baseline for year over year trending?  Anything at all?

Hmm, nothing I can think of.

47 minutes ago, Js1 said:

FBI/Secret Service might like to see this. 

So they can get to know him before he's elected to the US Congress?

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

GIVE ME SOCIOPATHY OR GIVE ME DEATH!

Breckenridge, CO.  A mountain resort neighborhood south of Breckenridge, CO had to be evacuated Sunday when a self-described “freedom loving libertarian” lost control of a brush burn they had started in spite of an area wide burn ban due to longstanding drought conditions.  The owner of the property, Jerry Davis, had previously railed against such burn bans on social media, stating emphatically, “Fire bans don’t prevent forest fires...”

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Firefighters responded to the blaze quickly, and were able to keep the conflagration contained to Mr Davis’ property.  Damage was limited to a partially constructed home and trailer that was being used as temporary housing.  No humans were harmed.

221-D6096-657-C-4-E1-F-8-C0-F-3-E06-B5-D

Gritty, the beloved Philadelphia Flyers mascot, has indicated he would be traveling to the area later this week to tour the devastation.

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I was out on National Forest roads last week walking my dogs and smelled smoke, only to find smoking embers from a carelessly abandoned campfire. This happens all the time. In a state that saw record wildfires a year ago.

At the risk of understatement, common sense is not a reliable mechanism.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Not sure why surprising, MTG is the House-turd.

I had pretty high hopes for George P. Bush at one time. Turns out he sold his soul to Donald Trump, too. 
 



"We're shocked, Friend. Our records show you donated to Beto and the Dems ..."

I can only imagine the consternation this is causing in Trumplican households.  "Mary, you gave money to the demonrats!"  "Bill, I did not! It must have been you!" 

Later, a drunken Bill beats Mary up. 

4 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

There is a mechanic shop that I pass quite often in the Jersey Village area that has a sign that the owner is constantly putting fresh GQP messages on. I guess January 6th was right up this dude’s alley. 
 

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Name of the shop?

9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Later, a drunken Mary beats Bill up. 

Fixed it for ya.

40 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I had pretty high hopes for George P. Bush at one time. Turns out he sold his soul to Donald Trump, too. 
 



"We're shocked, Friend. Our records show you donated to Beto and the Dems ..."

I can only imagine the consternation this is causing in Trumplican households.  "Mary, you gave money to the demonrats!"  "Bill, I did not! It must have been you!" 

Later, a drunken Bill beats Mary up. 

There's a legitimate chance this causes some asshole to murder his wife.

how far down the list of dem priorities is campaign finance reform? because for me, it's probably top 5.

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

how far down the list of dem priorities is campaign finance reform? because for me, it's probably top 5.

Until Dems pack the courts it doesn't really matter.

2 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Riner’s Paint and Body Shop.

damn you live right by my goto rudy's 

damn you live right by my goto rudy's 

I ate there yesterday. Was as expected. I once saw deadshank eat some brisket then beat a midget in arm wrestling there.
2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


I ate there yesterday. Was as expected. I once saw deadshank eat some brisket then beat a midget in arm wrestling there.

 

the place is consistent !

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