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mmm. 

I guess this goes here,

These fuckheads are still here.

Fuck these dumbass pawns.

fuck off & go home!

 

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6 minutes ago, brakeman said:

mmm. 

I guess this goes here,

These fuckheads are still here.

Fuck these dumbass pawns.

fuck off & go home!

 

My  unvaxxed 4-year-old in DC, goes to school tomorrow in a mask optional building. So fuck off, unvaxxed fuckkery!

fyi, it's not over, cases are rising all over Europe.

Fuck off GOP.

6 minutes ago, brakeman said:

mmm. 

I guess this goes here,

These fuckheads are still here.

Fuck these dumbass pawns.

fuck off & go home!

 



As they were contemplating embarking on this journey don't you know they had all sorts of grandiose visions?  "Yeah, Martha ... it'll be 100,000 truckers drivin' into Washington to tell Biden what he can do about trying to take our FREEDUMBS!"   Then to get there and it's this little bitty bullshit thing that nobody's paying attention to. That's got to crush your spirit.

 

45 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

They should’ve included the recording of McCarthy telling Paul Ryan and other House Republicans that he thought Trump and Dana Rohrabacher were being paid by the Russians. 

14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

So fun fact:  my wife did a med school rotation at the Dallas County jail psych ward and Walker would periodically check himself in for treatment for multiple personality disorder.  

FINALLY the trade to the Vikings makes sense... Multiple personalities for multiple draft picks! 

Huh. How about that.



I legitimately had no idea San Francisco and Jacksonville were the same population wise. I thought SF was much bigger.

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9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Speaking of, what happened to @Axiom of Choice?

Wasn't that another sock in the lineage of GRUhorn?

38 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Huh. How about that.
 

 


I legitimately had no idea San Francisco and Jacksonville were the same population wise. I thought SF was much bigger.

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Republicans in Ohio just passed a law making concealed carry legal for anyone without the need for a permit or training. What could possibly go wrong? It’s insanity. 

29 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Am I the only one that refuses to watch videos like this?  I can already imagine what he says, I don't need to watch and find out it's much much worse.

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Am I the only one that refuses to watch videos like this?  I can already imagine what he says, I don't need to watch and find out it's much much worse.

i'm usually like that but this guy does a great job and this woman has an elbow for a brain

"Why yes, I always show up to conferences where I have no idea who is organizing it or what their platform is. Only commie fascists check credentials of the people who invite them to speak." - Lt. Gov. McGeachin, probably

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

She's an idiot but, jfc, he's such a pussy in his approach, it almost pissed me off as much as her inane answers. 

Take your life back from Trump.  He's selling his supporters up the river just like Putin did his army in Ukraine.

 

 

 

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Republicans in Ohio just passed a law making concealed carry legal for anyone without the need for a permit or training. What could possibly go wrong? It’s insanity. 

That's been the case in Texas since September 1st.

1 hour ago, TexasEd said:

Take your life back from Trump.  He's selling his supporters up the river just like Putin did his army in Ukraine.

 

 

 

This implies they had lives before.  Questionable.

21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

CRT !!!!!

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

CRT !!!!!

It doesn't count because they were American citizens.  

You see, 60% of the time...it works every time (clause joke)

8 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Take your life back from Trump.  He's selling his supporters up the river just like Putin did his army in Ukraine.

 

 

 

i mean i listened to her and literally all i could think was "FUCKING DUH!" 

Narrator: "They didn't take their lives back"

You wouldn't be trying to pass off Dominican Zombies as Cuban Zombies to ole' Earl, now would ya?

9 hours ago, mchookem said:

i mean i listened to her and literally all i could think was "FUCKING DUH!" 

Another “insider” that speaks up way after the fact.  Fuck her.

22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

You wouldn't be trying to pass off Dominican Zombies as Cuban Zombies to ole' Earl, now would ya?

Would explain some things about the Senator from Texas, wouldn't it? The Walking Red.

48 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Would explain some things about the Senator from Texas, wouldn't it? The Walking Red.

That's a Canadian Zombie

I got maybe a minute into that slap fight between Tucked-in and Salazar.  

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

McCarthy voted for it? That’s mildly surprising. 

 

The education system in this country is garbage 

not that I don't agree with your premise, but using someone who literally gets hit in the head for a living as an example of our educations isn't really fair. wait, maybe it is...

Anyone and anything involved with UFC should never be listened to about any subject ever.  Even if the subject is UFC.

Plus UFC is just a giant commuter school/diploma mill.  Why are they even Division I?  

My head is fine.

55 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Anyone and anything involved with UFC should never be listened to about any subject ever.  Even if the subject is UFC.

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Not sure why that belongs in this thread, but John Oliver did a good piece on this last year.  I learned quite a bit.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not sure why that belongs in this thread, but John Oliver did a good piece on this last year.  I learned quite a bit.

To show the amount of radical republicans don’t think this is an “American issue@ so they voted against it.

Black issues aren’t American issues.

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

To show the amount of radical republicans don’t think this is an “American issue@ so they voted against it.

Black issues aren’t American issues.

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Talk about being on the wrong side of history.  Good god.  How do they not see it?

See?  That's why y'all should really consider my 25mm person liquidation program.  

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Talk about being on the wrong side of history.  Good god.  How do they not see it?

i mean they didn't see this for what it was...

 

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6 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The maverick caucus strikes again!

 

10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

I don’t mention the names of Ohio Republicans much because I don’t want to advertise for them. I’ve reported on how all their campaign ads talk about how pro-Trump they are. Josh Mandel’s name has come up before and I mentioned that the tagline on his campaign ads is “Pro-GOD, Pro-GUN, Pro-TRUMP.” Well, since that tool Gibbons name has come up I’ll let you know that he actually has a campaign ad that attacks Mandel and claims that he’s more pro-Trump than Josh is. They’re actually trying to out-Trump each other. It’s disgusting. One might say it’s deplorable. 

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