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Posted
2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Go suck dick for drugs again

You’re a fucking lying degenerate piece of shit. To attack that man in such a a way is unconscionable. 

Posted
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I hate to derail someone working on shouting that mouthbreathing imbecile back into a corner, but the t-shirt fan shaming is bullshit. Texas has one of the biggest t-shirt fan followings in the world and Texas benefits mightily from it. You're excluding a lot of fans when you start down that path, and it's a silly position. 

Ok, but we don’t want the Irish. 

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Sark said the fans should be pissed and the expectation should be playoffs and Texas is a playoff team. 

As soon as it's not he's not an idiot, he doesn't get to fuck around and he knows it. The fact is winning each week keeps him a playoff team. 

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Sark said the fans should be pissed and the expectation should be playoffs and Texas is a playoff team. 

As soon as it's not he's not an idiot, he doesn't get to fuck around and he knows it. The fact is winning each week keeps him a playoff team. 

Can you provide that specific quote or the video

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I hate to derail someone working on shouting that mouthbreathing imbecile back into a corner, but the t-shirt fan shaming is bullshit. Texas has one of the biggest t-shirt fan followings in the world and Texas benefits mightily from it. You're excluding a lot of fans when you start down that path, and it's a silly position. 

<———— Yep.

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Why is anyone surprised, last year on the road we squeaked by aggy, Vanderbilt, and Arkansas, and that was with a veteran offense.

Fair overall point.

But . . . maybe it's just semantics, but I think Texas dominated aggy last season. A&M was lucky it wasn't a 20+ point final margin.  Only a couple Ewers specials kept it at 10.

I thought Arky was something other than a squeaker as well.  Now Vandy?  That was too close for comfort.

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

Sark said the fans should be pissed and the expectation should be playoffs and Texas is a playoff team. 

As soon as it's not he's not an idiot, he doesn't get to fuck around and he knows it. The fact is winning each week keeps him a playoff team. 

you are now an insider because of b-e

so i want to use that as rationale to believe what you wrote above

but if the above is true, i need help reconciling the above with the way he responded to the question about hiring an oc

in the context of the above, his statement that "he's a good oc and that's why he was hired" has a lot of faafo tone

sell me

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Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

you are now an insider because of b-e

so i want to use that as rationale to believe what you wrote above

but if the above is true, i need help reconciling the above with the way he responded to the question about hiring an oc

in the context of the above, his statement that "he's a good oc and that's why he was hired" has a lot of faafo tone

sell me

Go watch the presser that's not really the whole context. I don't think he understands that it's not about controlling the playbook it's about handing off play calling during the game to handle more of the whole game. 

Its not as bad of an answer as they take out of context, but nothing is going to satisfy anyone until he says fuck it I'll hire someone. He knows he is fucking sucking at that role in no uncertain terms. 

Posted
1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i just listened to the full answer to the question at 23 minutes

he seems to be playing the parcells card and goddamnit i have to support that

motherfucker

we're a playoff team until we aren't

fuck

Yeah, I think he knows the world of shit he's in as soon as he's not and the margin for error is effectively 0. 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah, I think he knows the world of shit he's in as soon as he's not and the margin for error is effectively 0. 

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16 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah, I think he knows the world of shit he's in as soon as he's not and the margin for error is effectively 0. 

So damn senseless.  The formula is right fucking there.  Recruit well.  Build around the trenches.  Use the shit tons of money at your disposal. 

How we got here after the last 2 years is bewildering 

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I don’t understand the T-shirt fan hate at all. I graduated from UT. My sister, BIL, parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins did too. We go to maybe 3 games with everybody combined per year. I donate $20 a month because that’s all my broke ass can afford. If a non-alum family want to spend their day at DKR on a Saturday and buy merch and hot dogs why the hell should anybody hate on that? 

How many Cowboys fans are in the stands every Sunday that actually played/worked for the Boys?

Makes no sense.

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How is this both a messaboard full of adults, but at the same time tell people to suck a dick and they're a loser? 

I want this Surly poster to identify themselves, and If they don't, I'll assume it's either Sydney or Closetojagging. 

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Is it the sucking dick for Coke that makes them a loser.  Or are they a loser and a person that sucks dick for Coke?

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Beer Drinker said:

I don’t understand the T-shirt fan hate at all. I graduated from UT. My sister, BIL, parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins did too. We go to maybe 3 games with everybody combined per year. I donate $20 a month because that’s all my broke ass can afford. If a non-alum family want to spend their day at DKR on a Saturday and buy merch and hot dogs why the hell should anybody hate on that? 

How many Cowboys fans are in the stands every Sunday that actually played/worked for the Boys?

Makes no sense.

It doesn't help that so many of them are morons that post here

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Is it the sucking dick for Coke that makes them a loser.  Or are they a loser and a person that sucks dick for Coke?

Coke makes no one a loser, just broke. The sucking dick is what makes someone a loser that doesn't have tits and a vagina. 

Posted
37 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah, I think he knows the world of shit he's in as soon as he's not and the margin for error is effectively 0. 

Sark had zero smile that I saw when they beat Kentucky.  So he apparently is feeling the pressure.

Does CDC force the issue of hiring a play caller if the offense continues to be historically bad?  While that probably won't leak out of Bellmont under CDC...today showed me that if it happens it wasn't Sark's choice.

Also, the "sales guy" metaphor Sark used was inane, but a jock is gonna jock.  

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6 hours ago, ztejas said:

It's almost like he's trying to win a fucking national championship and not wholeheartedly basing his data-set and approach on one night game in Lexington with a young, clearly flawed team. If Endries knows what fucking route he's running and what the play-design is he catches that ball for a huge gain. 

Some of you would be great aggy fans. Just line the ball up and get 8 wins every season. We can't execute excellence so let's just settle for executing good. 

Fuck that shit. Let's be the best college football team in America and if we can't execute that then let's figure the fuck out how to execute it. We're going to play conservative and eek into the playoffs just to lose in the semis to someone like Ohio State or Alabama?

Go fuck your mother. I want to beat Ohio State by 4 fucking TDs. That's what Sark is in the lab trying to do you fucking monkeys.

Say what? How can you defend a 🤡 coach that calls QB sneak multiple times against ohio state with the game on the line. If that's all Sark can dial up, then he needs to go. Hell Herman or even Mackovik would have dialed up something for that situation but not Sark the proclaimed offensive guru.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, immamac said:

but nothing is going to satisfy anyone until he says fuck it I'll hire someone.  

I really don’t give a frog’s fat ass what he does as long as the team doesn’t look like a huge embarrassing failure.  PK is holding it together on the defensive side but this is some charlie strong-level bullshit on offense this year. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Josef Pwag said:

One of my kids got into to a very highly selective private university. The wife went bonkers buying merch, as much for loving the school school colors as she does the actual school. She wondered why I didn't buy shirts & hats. It is because I actually have pride in the universities I attended (and I have some dignity)....and the differece I paid to that school compared to UT is well into the 6-figures. 

 

My kids purchased shirts for their schools for me and then asked why I would not wear them and I told them because I have my own school shirts. Eventually I broke down and had Dad embroidered on the shirts and wore them when I visited them at their schools.

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5 minutes ago, chitown bevo said:

Say what? How can you defend a 🤡 coach that calls QB sneak multiple times against ohio state with the game on the line. If that's all Sark can dial up, then he needs to go. Hell Herman or even Mackovik would have dialed up something for that situation but not Sark the proclaimed offensive guru.

Excuse me, he also has the coveted goal line toss sweep at his disposal.

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6 minutes ago, B00M said:

Wow. Even the analogy is stupid. 

 

Yea you probably should not be the principal sales person when you are promoted to be the CEO of a company that includes a large sales team. Maybe you still help close the deals but you should not be the one doing the leg work on sales.

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51 minutes ago, Beer Drinker said:

I don’t understand the T-shirt fan hate at all. I graduated from UT. My sister, BIL, parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins did too. We go to maybe 3 games with everybody combined per year. I donate $20 a month because that’s all my broke ass can afford. If a non-alum family want to spend their day at DKR on a Saturday and buy merch and hot dogs why the hell should anybody hate on that? 

How many Cowboys fans are in the stands every Sunday that actually played/worked for the Boys?

Makes no sense.

Bad analogy. 
 

Pro football fans align with a team because that team represents their city, or their region, or state.  

Or it’s what their older relatives watched on tv when they were growing up. 
 

Or they like the uniforms/helmets.  Hell, I loved the Rams when I was young because I liked the helmets and colors. 
 

Look at the NFL fans gone goon thread. How many of those guys and gals are college grads?  Few if any.   They are drunken trash spending money they don’t have to cheer on a team they have no real connection to.  
 

I remember a video of a Texans fan in the parking lot after a game when Matt Schaub threw multiple pics.  He paid a guy wearing a Schaub $200 for his jersey in the parking lot so he could set it on fire and be filmed doing it.  
 

Please don’t compare college fans and pro fans.  Yeah, there is some crossover, but college fans have more of an investment in a team than do pro fans. 

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

Go watch the presser that's not really the whole context. I don't think he understands that it's not about controlling the playbook it's about handing off play calling during the game to handle more of the whole game. 

Its not as bad of an answer as they take out of context, but nothing is going to satisfy anyone until he says fuck it I'll hire someone. He knows he is fucking sucking at that role in no uncertain terms. 

Is there anyone who Sark listens to or confides in….that can bend his ear that he trust…..?

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11 minutes ago, Billy Bates Cheetah said:

Sark had zero smile that I saw when they beat Kentucky.  So he apparently is feeling the pressure.

Does CDC force the issue of hiring a play caller if the offense continues to be historically bad?  While that probably won't leak out of Bellmont under CDC...today showed me that if it happens it wasn't Sark's choice.

Also, the "sales guy" metaphor Sark used was inane, but a jock is gonna jock.  

I think Sark knows (or should know)  CDC keeps coaches on short leashes.   Our most recent Head Coaches  for other sports were graded on the performance over three seasons when CDC decided changes were needed.  

David Pierce went from going to two consecutive CWS to losing in the Super Regional to not making it out of the Regionals to gone.

Rodney Terry as interim made it to the Elite Eight, to the round of 32 to the First four and out.   

 

Let’s just say for arguments sake we finish 7-5 or 6-6.   I don’t think Sark gets another season beyond next to fix what needs to be fixed.   The distance between the ceiling and the floor is inches  so nothing below 9-3 and being an early exit in the playoff chatter would probably cause CDC to pull the trigger.  

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6 hours ago, ztejas said:

It's almost like he's trying to win a fucking national championship and not wholeheartedly basing his data-set and approach on one night game in Lexington with a young, clearly flawed team. If Endries knows what fucking route he's running and what the play-design is he catches that ball for a huge gain. 

Some of you would be great aggy fans. Just line the ball up and get 8 wins every season. We can't execute excellence so let's just settle for executing good. 

Fuck that shit. Let's be the best college football team in America and if we can't execute that then let's figure the fuck out how to execute it. We're going to play conservative and eek into the playoffs just to lose in the semis to someone like Ohio State or Alabama?

Go fuck your mother. I want to beat Ohio State by 4 fucking TDs. That's what Sark is in the lab trying to do you fucking monkeys.

Is this a bit?

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Posted
1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i just listened to the full answer to the question at 23 minutes

he seems to be playing the parcells card and goddamnit i have to support that

motherfucker

we're a playoff team until we aren't

fuck

So 2 more weeks

Posted
6 hours ago, GTJ1982 said:

Just listened.  Can't believe he is still trotting out the "defense showed us looks we weren't expecting" excuse again. 

here's a thought Sark....maybe expect that they will run something they've never run before (because they all have a hard on to beat Texas), and that way what they run is not unexpected.  Problem solved 

Posted
5 hours ago, MrBig said:

It isn’t about saying, “we’re Texas” and shoving wads of cash down the throats of some east coast 5-star, it’s about using the Texas brand and money that comes with it to entice players with the potential to develop into something great to come play football here. Sark hasn’t done that. Nearly everyone that has been drafted was a Herman recruit.

Who is next up in line as a pure Sark recruit to do so? Thats where the frustration lies. He can’t even get some stud who was proven elsewhere to come play for Texas for the money, which seems worse. We can’t money whip good offensive talent because they know how shitty our system is. 

Golden, Boldin, or Bond qualify as "good" talent. Pretty sure they all were studs elsewhere. But keep going you are on a roll...

Posted
1 hour ago, BurgleBro said:

So damn senseless.  The formula is right fucking there.  Recruit well.  Build around the trenches.  Use the shit tons of money at your disposal. 

How we got here after the last 2 years is bewildering 

Same way Mack & Co. went 5-7 after being in the fuckin’ national championship the year before. This is just a more accelerated timeline. 

Posted
5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I hate to derail someone working on shouting that mouthbreathing imbecile back into a corner, but the t-shirt fan shaming is bullshit. Texas has one of the biggest t-shirt fan followings in the world and Texas benefits mightily from it. You're excluding a lot of fans when you start down that path, and it's a silly position. 

This T-shirt fan says thank you for that.  

Posted
2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

This T-shirt fan says thank you for that.  

My dad was raised a Texas fan and then was recruited by DKR. Tore his knee up his senior year as a CB and had offers pulled from everywhere. Ended up choosing Rice over Tulane. He raised his boys to be Texas fans and has been as big a diehard as any person I’ve ever known who actually went to Texas, me included. The t-shirt whines have simply never passed muster for me. 

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Posted
8 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

For the life of me why aren't we rolling him out 75% of the pass plays?  Easy pitch and catch to the TE or a back a few yards down field.  We had a play with Bijan where he flares out to the wide side and picks up great yardage, even had a walk in TD one time, never to be seen again.   We need high percentage, low risk, fast developing plays with tempo....all of our tempo has disappeared.  Me thinks Arch may be a little playbook deficient...i realize a poor offense is a great way to tire out our D, but we dont seem to have any 5 WR set, slant plays that should be easy to hit.

No such thing with Arch. the dude is capable of missing any throw, which I'm sure makes calling plays frustrating. How many drive killing misfires has Arch had this season...ive lost count. 

 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Yeah, I think he knows the world of shit he's in as soon as he's not and the margin for error is effectively 0. 

Well his margin for error was already 0 before the kentucky game and he still rolled out that bag of shit. 

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