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12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

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Also, I caught the worst flu of my life at Chicas Bonitas true story.

 

4 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

The flu, huh?

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He was sneezing out of his penis?

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57 minutes ago, Scholz said:

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Also, I caught the worst flu of my life at Chicas Bonitas true story.

Dude, I didn't catch mine at CB, but if yours is anything like the Flu B that I just got over ... well, I wish you luck.  Fucking brutal.

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9 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I’ve met several guys that were his height or so. But they didn’t act like that.

I've only known one, and he acted almost exactly like that. We worked at the same delivery service, and everyone called him "Little Man", which is the one aspect of being short that he actually didn't seem to mind that much.

Came in to work one day complaining about the accident he'd just had. But it wasn't his fault. You see, the sun was in his eyes as he ran the yield sign under IH35 exiting the turnaround from the northbound to southbound feeder at 290. Accident happened at noon, but yeah, ok.

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17 hours ago, wood said:

A little help here. We're driving up to CO this weekend. What's bad about it? Should I take the eastern route that's a little longer?

We always take the eastern route.  It's much less scenic, but also much less traffic.   

My rule of thumb is to always avoid I25.

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15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This is the video representation of: Mouth is writing checks that his body can't cash.

 

11 hours ago, nnm said:

 

If they waste ANY first (or 2nd or 3rd or 4th) round pick on Pavia, it would be the most Jets thing ever.

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12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I’ve met several guys that were his height or so. But they didn’t act like that.

I had an employee that was that height and everyone called him shorty. Dude did not give a fuck about his height and he only dated tall women. He was comfortable in his own skin and his attitude reflected it.

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11 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

This is the video representation of: Mouth is writing checks that his body can't cash.

 

If they waste ANY first (or 2nd or 3rd or 4th) round pick on Pavia, it would be the most Jets thing ever.

Pavia going in anything above the 4th round should mean the job of whoever it was that drafted him. This is the miniature MS-13 version of Tim Tebow with less arm talent. 

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14 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Good on Western Kentucky locking down Sayin from the portal. 

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I seriously hope you can forgive me...

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1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

I snuck into Kyle Field with friends in high school and peed on the A&M logo.

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https://www.chronicle.com/article/vandals-remove-horns-from-university-of-texas-steer/

Vandals Remove Horns from University of Texas’ Steer

 
December 2, 1992

Austin, Texas -- The longhorn steer, mascot of the University of Texas, lost its horns a week before the annual football grudge match between Texas and Texas A&M University.

Vandals apparently slipped into the university’s stadium and cut the horns off the portrait of a steer on a logotype painted on the artificial turf. Police found a razor blade and a pair of pliers on the running track that rims the field.

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1 hour ago, Sandman said:

Over/under on how soon he pawns that watch for beer money?

Got me curious.  I imagine some of them will show up on eBay eventually.

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The Heisman Trophy finalists for 2025 will each receive a custom watch, the Heisman DIASIMOS, crafted by AXIA Time as the Official Timepiece of the Heisman Trophy.
 This tradition began in 2024 when AXIA Time became the official partner, and all finalists receive the same exclusive timepiece, regardless of whether they win the award.
 The watch is a 40.5mm bronze-plated titanium piece with a black and bronze design, powered by a Swiss Sellita SW300 Elabore automatic movement, and features a sapphire caseback displaying the movement and a personalized engraving ring.
 It comes with a black alligator strap and a walnut display box inspired by the Heisman Trophy base.
 The market price is $2,495, but the watch is not for sale and is a one-of-a-kind gift.

 

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24 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

https://www.chronicle.com/article/vandals-remove-horns-from-university-of-texas-steer/

 

Vandals Remove Horns from University of Texas’ Steer

 
December 2, 1992

Austin, Texas -- The longhorn steer, mascot of the University of Texas, lost its horns a week before the annual football grudge match between Texas and Texas A&M University.

Vandals apparently slipped into the university’s stadium and cut the horns off the portrait of a steer on a logotype painted on the artificial turf. Police found a razor blade and a pair of pliers on the running track that rims the field.

 

Today in Aggie History - Dec. 26: Reveille VI was dognapped

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Dec. 26, 1993: Reveille VI was kidnapped from her handler's family home in Dallas. She was four months old.

Both Reveille V and VI were staying with Mascot Corporal John Lively's family's home in Dallas ahead of the New Year's Day Cotton Bowl game against Notre Dame. Reveille VI was let outside in the fenced backyard early in the morning, according to The Eagle. When a family member went to let her back in the house, she was gone.

 

Lively and other E-2 cadets spent the next few days searching for Reveille before notifying A&M officials on Dec. 29. The alleged kidnappers, who called themselves the "Rustlers," contacted the Austin-American Statesman and demanded a ransom: "A&M had to publicly announce that Reveille had been stolen and state that UT was superior to A&M," according to The Eagle.

 

Reveille was valued at more than $750 so her abduction was classified as a third-degree felony punishable by two to 10 years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000.

The puppy was returned Dec. 31. She was found tied to a sign post near Lake Travis. It was the first time an A&M mascot had been stolen by a rival school.

 

 

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31 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

did anyone ever get busted for this? lolol

No. Neil Sheffield, the ring leader, waited until the statute of limitations had expired to confess. I and a few others not directly involved were aware of it at the time. He said Reveille got along famously with his dog Lady, which was either a yellow lab or a golden retriever (can't recall which now), while in "captivity", LOL. Neil was quite the character who enjoyed occasionally huffing laughing gas in his leisure time.

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No. Niel Sheffield, the ring leader, waited until the statute of limitations had expired to confess. I and a few others not directly involved were aware of the at the time. He said Reveille got along famously with his dog Lady, which was either a yellow lab or a golden retriever (can't recall which now), while in "captivity", LOL. Neil was quite the character who enjoyed occasionally huffing laughing gas in his leisure time.

thats hilarious!!!!

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I worked with a guy years ago who was 5 feet tall.   His wife was like 4'10".  They weren't dwarves but had some other genetic issue.   Both of them had amazingly good (and funny) attitudes about their height.  We became pretty good friends and hung out often.   Once he and I went to a movie and as we walk up he says "Buy one adult and one kid ticket.   No one will questions us."   For the record, I'm 6'2" and the two of us looked a little like each other.   

The best though was when we'd go out for drinks and he would get carded.   Once he was told that they wouldn't serve him and tried to keep his license as a fake.   He went out to his car, got his car registration and his work ID with his picture on it and showed it to the manager.   I had my work ID with me too and showed him that we worked together.   Dude straight told us the little dude had to be a high school intern or something with his brother's ID.   Still wouldn't serve him.  Little man thought it was hysterical.   We were the nearly the same age, I was in my early 30s and he was like 2 years younger than me.

Another time, some drunk dude was kind of badgering him about dwarf tossing.  My friend told that dwarf tossing was on Tuesday's and if the dude came back that day, it was on.  We were at one of our regular places and the bartender backed him up.   "Yep, dwarf tossing is on Tuesdays."  Drunk guy leaves eventually and my friend looks at me and the bartender and says "Well that's just great.   Now I can never come in here on a Tuesday ever again.  Unless...   Either of you know a real dwarf that is willing to get tossed."      

He let all of that stuff just roll right off his back.   He knew that getting bent out of shape wasn't worth it.  

 

 

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21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The fact Rece Davis has a vote is proof you don't have to know shit about football to vote for that award.  

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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True, but where he is from, that freshman in high school could be 19. 

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13 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

The fact Rece Davis has a vote is proof you don't have to know shit about football to vote for that award.  

True, but where he is from, that freshman in high school could be 19. 

Agreed. Rece Davis seems like s nice dude. But he's overrated in everything he does in sports media. His play by play is just a series of forced cliché. People like him. I think he's a complete tool. 

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10 hours ago, Chooky said:

Does Pavia have another year of eligibility? Am I wrong on this? Isn't he currently challenging that? 

 

He got his 2025 year due to a lawsuit.  He played 4 college seasons (NMSU for 2 years, Vandy for 2 years). 

Think that was just some bullshit thrown at the wall that never materialized into an actual legal argument (5th NCAA year, 7th year overall) 

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He got his 2025 year due to a lawsuit.  He played 4 college seasons (NMSU for 2 years, Vandy for 2 years). 

Think that was just some bullshit thrown at the wall that never materialized into an actual legal argument (5th NCAA year, 7th year overall) 

My view is that any NCAA eligibility rule is inherently invalid until a collective bargaining agreement is eventually developed. That’s several years away, at the absolute earliest. 
Pavia’s not suing for an extra year yet, but he could. And I think he’d win. Until a CBA is reached, get ready for mercenary 30 year olds. We’re going to see it at some point. It may even be with Pavia once he figures out he’s a 6th round pick at best (I think UDFA is most likely) and may be able to work out a contingent NIL deal with a desperate CFB team. That would be for a bigger number than anything he’d get as an NFL rookie UDFA, practice squad player. 
It does appear that won’t be with Vandy. They’ve signed their 5* (over UGA), and are moving on either way. 

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Just now, nnm said:

get ready for mercenary 30 year olds.

We are already seeing G League players who flamed out coming back to college.

It's only a matter of time 

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15 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

The fact Rece Davis has a vote is proof you don't have to know shit about football to vote for that award.  

And it's not Pavia's behavior that should have forced him into reflection about his vote. Pavia was nails against Tennessee. Had a good season. But come on, Rece. The best player in college football? You fucking doink.

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