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36 minutes ago, horn009 said:

If Michigan had beaten OSU, this absolutely would’ve been covered up. Their prized QB looking seriously underdeveloped and them getting destroyed on their own field by their arch rival likely sparked serious red flags with the AD, to the point where he was questioning Moore’s coaching ability. 

You’re a genius, now that this has been reported they’ll somehow play better in a meaningless bowl to avenge his honor. Sorry, but the Heisman for the thread’s dumbest poster has already been won. 

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4 minutes ago, Truthbringer said:

You’re a genius, now that this has been reported they’ll somehow play better in a meaningless bowl to avenge his honor. Sorry, but the Heisman for the thread’s dumbest poster has already been won. 

The same program tolerated an unethical spying scandal that cost them millions of dollars in fines because it won them a natty. 

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1 minute ago, horn009 said:

The same program tolerated an unethical spying scandal that cost them millions of dollars in fines because it won them a natty. 

Nobody on this site would ever support something like that

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6 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

You left out the mental health aspect, which has already been floated by his supporters and his lawyers will no-doubt try to use. 

I'm gonna start using it, too:

"Honey, you want to know about these OnlyFans charges on our AMEX card? I'm having a mental health crisis." 


Brah.

You gotta do a little better opsec than that.  

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/privacy-com/id1040298266
 

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3 minutes ago, horn009 said:

The same program tolerated an unethical spying scandal that cost them millions of dollars in fines because it won them a natty. 

Ah, yes. All the trophies they’ve won/would have won. How Aggie of you…

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2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Big Red is something a child tries one time and then never drinks again their entire lives and no piece of BBQ changes that.

I've never even heard of it.  Other than the gum.

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31 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Is the plane an illegal bribe from Qatar? I think that’s pertinent 

Congrats you’ve made the counterpoint’s argument dumbass. I mean, you know VY has problem with drinking and driving, Why, if you’re not part of his inner circle, would you know that?

Regular Oz Pearlman over here

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Posted
32 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I love it when olds throw around commie like it's still some kind of insult. It's adorable.

Da youfs don't know shit so its all adorable to them.

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1 minute ago, Truthbringer said:

Congrats you’ve made the counterpoint’s argument dumbass. I mean, you know VY has problem with drinking and driving, Why, if you’re not part of his inner circle, would you know that?

Regular Oz Pearlman over here

Those are definitely words for sure

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3 minutes ago, Truthbringer said:

Congrats you’ve made the counterpoint’s argument dumbass. I mean, you know VY has problem with drinking and driving, Why, if you’re not part of his inner circle, would you know that?

Regular Oz Pearlman over here

Add cheesecake to the list. 

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35 minutes ago, horn009 said:

The same program tolerated an unethical spying scandal that cost them millions of dollars in fines because it won them a natty. 

And how many football players has Texas pardoned for drunkenness? I bet you think Michael Irvin’s chase for pussy and nose candy is the reason why the Cowboys haven’t won another Super Bowl too 

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And how many football players has Texas pardoned for drunkenness? I bet you think Michael Irvin’s chase for pussy and nose candy is the reason why the Cowboys haven’t won another Super Bowl too 

What? Coaches vs players? That’s what you got? Come on man, bring something worthwhile. Players have done stupid shit since the beginning of time. They are 18 to 22, it’s what they do. If it gets serious, they get bounced out most of the time. There are a few on the other hand that are highly highly valued like OU for Mixon for example… that’s not PI disorderly conduct territory though.
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4 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Trying to stay relatively on topic, why was he in jail so long?  Almost 48 hours over a couple of weekdays for $25k bond?

Probably related to the suicide issue

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58 minutes ago, Truthbringer said:

You’re a genius, now that this has been reported they’ll somehow play better in a meaningless bowl to avenge his honor. Sorry, but the Heisman for the thread’s dumbest poster has already been won. 

I admire self-awareness in a person. 

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42 minutes ago, 'stache said:

All I want to know is who I need to bribe to be awarded the first Surly Peace Prize.

I’m assuming this is a bit.  Everyone knows it’s Derka.  

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30 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Trying to stay relatively on topic, why was he in jail so long?  Almost 48 hours over a couple of weekdays for $25k bond?

Don't know who his white-haired attorney is, but maybe getting representation in Michigan was problematic?   How big a dick does UM swing in the local legal scene.

AH HA!  Joe Simon when to Michigan St. so he gives 0 fucks about meatchicken.

 

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Well Michigan has their media people rowing in the same direction.

Eisen: I didn’t know anything. I heard a horrible rumor that I couldn’t believe. But I didn’t know anything.

Portnoy: Personal issue. Not an institutional issue. Nothing to see here. Move on everybody. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, BurdineBandit said:

Was he going to live happily ever after with a side piece 20 years younger than him, never getting caught and her never getting tired of messing with a married man? 

So tired of this whole post-modern “no happy endings” trend.

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1 hour ago, Truthbringer said:

I would but I fear that I don’t have the ability to dumb it down enough for a person, such as yourself, to do so. You’re asking me to take time out of my day to ask a man, who clearly has a broken leg, to run a race and I simply refuse to do that, sir. May Trump bless you and your family, sir. If you think he “fucked America” you’re as delusional as your tiny dick posting suggests. You shut your cunt mouth when addressing me pussy.

Odd that TexPete didn't neg this post!

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1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

So tired of this whole post-modern “no happy endings” trend.

People don’t look for the silver lining in anything if things don’t go 💯the way they want them to. More and more people are injustice or grievance collectors. Like the IRS of collecting personal happiness checks. Except they refuse to endorse and deposit them. They just rip them up bc it isn’t the amount they feel they deserve. Tomorrow is promised to no one so all we have is today. I’m convinced people don’t realize that it is mostly a choice to be glass full or empty. You have to work at whatever you have to keep it and if you want more you have to work at that too. If you don’t you will continue to get the same thing over and over again. Happiness isn’t in something else it’s in doing your best to find it in yourself—whether that’s medication, therapy or both or simply altering your mindset. All I know at this stage in my life is when you find it in the wrong things and do the wrong things over and over to keep those wrong things life comes back around and bitch smacks you. To be fair life is going to do it to all of us. It’s how you choose to handle it that keep you from falling apart like a shitty taco 🌮 at a nasty TexMex place. 
 

I have now reached my greeting card shitty saying quotient for today. I really do hope and pray that Moore doesn’t decide to make a terrible situation worse for himself. By choosing an even darker path than the one he has already been on. 🤘🏼 

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52 minutes ago, Satchel said:

 

Well fuck me….

We were told the greatest threat to America was white men in white sheets.

Now we are being told the greatest threat to black America is white women between the sheets. 
 

When is that asteroid due to impact earth?

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Posted
12 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I think he was talking about a different "no happy endings" trend...

I know. But when someone’s happy endings leads to this shit it ain’t worth it. Undefeated or not. 

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I’m not buying the racist angle of this because we have a near perfect comparator case in Bobby Petrino. Bobby Petrino also nailed a blonde a few decades younger and then gave her a well-remunerated state job and he also got fired. I think we can all agree that Arkansas is several times more racist than Michigan and also Petrino won more games with less talent. Arkie fired him for this type of stuff. 
 

If Moore had simply crashed a motor vehicle into a phone pole and then given a presser in a neck brace he would be open to a redemptive arc and being interim HC one day but unfortunately he crashed out hard. It is what it is. Threatening to do murder and breaking into houses has bigger consequences, who knew? 

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2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I think we can all agree that Arkansas is several times more racist than Michigan and also Petrino won more games with less talent. Arkie fired him for this type of stuff. 

Good thing Ann Arbor is not located in the UP

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