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Looksmaxxing: Body Dysmorphia For Men! Now Featuring Meth, Smashing One's Own Face With A Hammer, and Intentionally Driving Your Cybertruck Over Another Person

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This guy, Clavicular. Got on these incel forums at age 14 and realized he needed to take testosterone, and to improve his own phrenology by manually adjusting his own jawline (8 minute mark). Self-administering some kind of injectable called "lemonbottle" to dissolve fat. Taking meth to "leanmax" (appetite suppressant). Posting about being jealous of another man's stronger-sounding piss stream in the neighboring stall. Inducing laryngitis to sound more masculine. Hanging out with Nick Fuentes.

And now, he ran his Cybertruck over someone else on Christmas Day in Florida

And of course the Daily Wire thought we should hear this guy out

So, that's where we're at now as a society.

I’m not watching that shit. Do you have a link to actual written words?

Sounds like an out of control rich kid. Did not watch videos.

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9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m not watching that shit. Do you have a link to actual written words?

Who he is:

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Who is looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular? He gave undera...

Braden teaches men how to be hotter, and rated Michael B. Jordan 3.5 out of 10...

To understand Clavicular’s content, we must first cover what looksmaxxing is. Born from male incel message boards in the 2010s, looksmaxxing is about increasing one’s attractiveness. This can be normal things like skincare routines and going to the gym, but there’s also the more extreme hardmaxxing. Think limb-lengthening surgeries, abusing anabolic steroids, and edging to increase testosterone.

All of Clavicular’s content centres around looksmaxxing after he experienced a glow up of sorts. The 20-year-old now looks completely different, with him claiming that it’s because of the looksmaxxing and not, you know, regular hormone-induced changes. Besides talking about his own transformation, Clavicular can be found on TikTok and Kick picking apart other people’s appearances whilst using almost scientific language like recessed mandible to hammer home his point.

He rated Michael B. Jordan 3.5 out of ten, which tells you just about everything you need to know.

Clavicular operates in the same circles as other manosphere influencers such as Ed Matthews, HStikkytokky, and Andrew Tate.

Though Clavicular’s content alone is rage-inducing enough, his opinions on womanhood are the cherry on top. Case and point, trying to force his girlfriend out of college to prove she’s ā€œthe one.ā€ Things took an even more controversial turn this week when Clavicular, 20, injected his 17-year-old girlfriend with fat-dissolving compounds to sculpt her jawline.

The backlash was swift, with one person writing: ā€œThese looksmaxxers are literally under psychosis. Psychosis is not just religious.ā€

ā€œBeen seeing this guy a lot all of a sudden, was on board when it was just funny Incel looksmaxx science babble, but I think we may have gone too far in a few places. This gotta be the most evil sh*t I’ve witnessed online in at least 5 years,ā€ another said.

ā€œThis is actually heartbreaking. A 17-year-old girl getting face filler injected by her boyfriend Clavicular… she’s still a minor, man. The world in 2025 our world is truly cooked guys,ā€ another wrote.

Others have questioned whether the live-streamed procedure is the unlicensed practice of medicine.

The Cybertruck Murder

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Streamer Seemingly Runs Over Person on Live, Banned from...

A streamer that goes by the name Clavicular has been kicked off the streaming platform "Kick" after allegedly live streaming a moment in which he appeared to run over someone ... sparking outrage acro

He should continue hitting himself in the face with a hammer.

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1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

And I should care about this because...

Because he’ll probably be a senator at some point.

Me, geeked up on meth and getting arrested after running over a pedestrian: ā€œWe’re just looksmaxxing, officer.ā€

6 hours ago, RPM said:

He should continue hitting himself in the face with a hammer.

I'd like to add on with "much harder also".

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Because he’ll probably be a senator at some point.

This.

It's bad enough that our society is charging headlong into indulging and celebrating the absolute worst humans doing the absolute worst shit. But no, we actually have to elevate those actions and traits to the level of qualifiers for leaders of society.

At this point, if you do NOT have some horrifically fucked up views like this, you simply don't have what it takes to be part of American leadership.

This society is on the fast-track to self-immolation, and at this point, the only sane reaction to that will be

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12 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m not watching that shit. Do you have a link to actual written words?

No shit, I love it when people start a new thread by posting 3+ hours of video clips that there's no fucking way anyone is going to watch.

12 hours ago, chainsaw said:

HStikkytokky

someone showing marge simpson a phone and she's cringing ...

Any tips for decreasing one's attractiveness? It can be a burden. Asking for a friend.

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Any tips for decreasing one's attractiveness? It can be a burden. Asking for a friend.

Admit in public that you watch brainless bullshit like a dude ranting while only wearing suspenders as posted in the OP?

9 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Admit in public that you watch brainless bullshit like a dude ranting while only wearing suspenders as posted in the OP?

Every accusation is an admission.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Dude probably has a small dick, like really small, like less than 6 inches.

I don't think so. I went down a rabbit hole on this stuff and apparently there are penis enlarging techniquest to lookmax and make it huge and exercises and messageboards about it.

Can we just have the incel and incel adjacent discussions consolidated into one meta thread.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Any tips for decreasing one's attractiveness? It can be a burden. Asking for a friend.

Wear one of these.

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I refuse to go down this rabbit hole but based on the premise stated herein

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31 minutes ago, burner1234 said:

I don't think so. I went down a rabbit hole on this stuff and apparently there are penis enlarging techniquest to lookmax and make it huge and exercises and messageboards about it.

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This has every indicator of a fake bullshit moral panic scam. It’s not that there aren’t incels or dudes obsessed with their appearance and making it better. But this shit as outlined by this podcaster is not an epidemic and I frankly don’t believe he really smashed himself with a hammer or injected his girlfriend with meth. (I didn’t and will not watch the videos).

Now if you’ll excuse me I have a medical appointment to make, I am getting ribs removed so I can perform autofellatio.

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Can we just have the incel and incel adjacent discussions consolidated into one meta thread.

I'm not against a general Idiocracy thread

Just now, chainsaw said:

I'm not against a general Idiocracy thread website.

FIF Surly.

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16 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m not watching that shit. Do you have a link to actual written words?

Has anyone asked you to perform a limb lengthening procedure? This guy wants his shins broken so that he can go from 6'2 to 6'6

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

I'm not against a general Incelocracy thread

fify

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

fify

This guy claims to have a high body count, so he would probably dispute that he's any kind of "cel"

19 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

This guy claims to have a high body count, so he would probably dispute that he's any kind of "cel"

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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

Has anyone asked you to perform a limb lengthening procedure? This guy wants his shins broken so that he can go from 6'2 to 6'6

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