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  • immamac
    immamac

    86 page game thread. Sick. You guys like the header image?

  • ATXbronco
    ATXbronco

    Caldwell got the victory kneel down

  • Richard Kimball
    Richard Kimball

    Just wanna pop in and say I don't wanna hear shit about meaningless bowl games! Longhorns WON, played while Oklahoma and aggy were sitting on the couch, and beat Michigan! Texas FIGHT!

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4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

2nd team defense made Bryce look shitty

Out of bounds throws were greatness.

We have the Golden Arch

Just now, scramblyn said:

Me too

needs to happen every game. He knows what is up, he has to by now.

Just now, nineliveslost said:

hook a brutha up

it was on ESPN+ but it's over now.

Just now, TexasGolf said:

We have been taking over 4th quarters the past few games

That’s the difference between 9-3 and 14-1.

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Leave it to us to rescue the SEC from its embarrassing bowl record. This conference was always a fraud until we joined. Greg Sankey knows this.

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

Out of bounds throws were greatness.

yeah, I especially liked the out of bounds throw on 4th down, lol

10 wins. Good season even though Texas got fucked out of CFB.

Just now, JGrayDBU said:

needs to happen every game. He knows what is up, he has to by now.

Every game

Sheww.. now we can breathe. I am ready for a nice, long reprieve and rest from Texas Football and so ready for the Muschamp era to begin. Go to work Sark in offseason and gather the troops. Win at the portal. Work your team’s butt off in the offseason. Bring it Arch.

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Just now, Mez2 said:

We have the Golden Arch

Eddie Murphy Hello GIF by Coming to America

3 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

I, for one, enjoyed seeing Sark give the refs an earful for a change.

Might have fired up the team a little. I am all for that kind of shit

3 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

Other than OL, I give this team at least a draw in everything compared to the 2005 victory in the Rose Bowl.

And QB. Don't blaspheme.

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4 minutes ago, JGrayDBU said:

gonna be interesting to compare 2005 Rose Bowl win to this win.

Dual threat QB dominating ....check

competent receivers..............check

Team possibly on the upswing ....check

Running backs competent.......check

kicker....................................check

OL..this one sucks

Young, hungry defense........check

Other than OL, I give this team at least a draw in everything compared to the 2005 victory in the Rose Bowl.

Being unable to stop the opposing team on kick offs... Check!

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Matt Austin, any thoughts on targeting? Matt Austin: Yes, I hate Texas, so I think it was.

100% this

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We played without a ton of players, had more WRs go out during the game, got fucked by the refs and replay booth, and still beat Michigan.

11 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Happy Seasons End! Happy New Year! Texas National Champions 2027!

Maybe even 2026

Edited by gofuckyourself

Will we pass aggy in the final rankings? I sure hope so as it will be hilarious.

Just now, TonyTexas said:

Will we pass aggy in the final rankings? I sure hope so as it will be hilarious.

aggy and ou both I would guess

Edited by WBT

12 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

First time we've had three 10 win seasons in a row since '07-'09. Hook 'em!

That streak was longer than 07-09 😉

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

And QB. Don't blaspheme.

Just now, WBT said:

aggy and ou both

and Vanderbilt as well? We should easily be top 10.

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Beat blow U, gomers and now Go Blue, good season regardless.

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It's nice to win the last game of the season unlike our rivals.

5 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

We played without a ton of players, had more WRs go out during the game, got fucked by the refs and replay booth, and still beat Michigan.

Repeatedly fucked by refs and replay. Criminal

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After Clark ran all over UM Wisner’s agent lost some leverage

Arch now holds the QB rushing record in the Citrus bowl. And second most all time.

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22 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

14 points is three scores?

Ooops! Never mind! 😁

Refs obviously h Michigan +5.5. Serious Texas v Vanderbilt vibes. Is there no way for anyone to check for and punish that? JFC this is getting old.

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Good season - beat 0U, beat Arky, beat aggy, beat Big Blue. 10 years ago in the wilderness of Chuck F'n Strong, we would have dreamed of a season like this.

Arch showed a hell of a lot of growth and gained confidence. Let's reload in the offseason and make a run at the natty next year.

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

After Clark ran all over UM Wisner’s agent lost some leverage

Who?

Good luck anyway Wisner. We’ll always have aggy and OUsux.

Knock wood, I remember what happened the year after the last time Texas beat Michigan in a "meaningless" bowl game.

it looks like the only teams closely ranked in front of us to not lose will be BYU and Notre Dame. ND - not playing a bowl and BYU won a bowl game. There are about 6 or 7 teams in front of BYU, Notre Dame, and us to lose. I believe we land about #5.

Just now, dcbc said:

Knock wood, I remember what happened the year after the last time Texas beat Michigan in a "meaningless" bowl game.

But Cal should have been in that game /PussyRodgers

It's fucking dope we are 3-0 (fixing to be 4-0 if we keep the game in 2027) against another blue blood. It's crazy we have been playing football since the 19th century and we have only played them three times. Undefeated like pussy! Arch is about to have an oil orgy with the entire cheer squad.

Short field kept Michigan in the game in the first half. Defense played well I thought for missing 7/8 starters. They were layin some fuckin wood out there. Clark looked good. Simon to the portal?

Just now, PhillyHorn1 said:

Any word on Mosley? I assume not but god damn what a loss if he is hurt long term.

Same with Wingo. He got lit up, too. Mosley should be fine by the time spring practice comes, I would imagine. What happened to him? I vaguely remember him being hurt but can't remember how.

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