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52 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Have a coke and smile dude.  Clearly this your first time flying.  You must be really excited.

if you ever actually had the money to fly on a plane you’d know what a pain in the ass it is to jam your carry-on under the seat in front of you.

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7 minutes ago, futureman said:

if you ever actually had the money to fly on a plane you’d know what a pain in the ass it is to jam your carry-on under the seat in front of you.

If you’ve ever had a checked bag lost, you’d know its an even larger pain in the ass.

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1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

Holy fuck. Surly will argue about anything.

I doubt that...

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

Holy fuck. Surly will argue about anything.

fuck yourself, clown. 

21 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

This is one of the kids Giles came to Little Rock to see.
 

 

 


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View his film. It is legit.

View his film. It is legit.

He’s got a good first step, but a majority of his film is beating up on a 3A school in BFE. Arkansas football doesn’t produce the best talent in the world. Would like to see more when he plays Pulaski Academy and teams of higher quality.


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5 hours ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

I made sure to fill him in on all the hatred he attracts from Surly. /s

 

e: The man couldn’t even get priority boarding. Texas needs to step it up.

 

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Priority boarding is for closers.  

21 minutes ago, futureman said:

if you ever actually had the money to fly on a plane you’d know what a pain in the ass it is to jam your carry-on under the seat in front of you.

It was a pain in your mom’s ass after I jammed my cock into her seat.

4 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:


He’s got a good first step, but a majority of his film is beating up on a 3A school in BFE. Arkansas football doesn’t produce the best talent in the world. Would like to see more when he plays Pulaski Academy and teams of higher quality.


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Yeah, he can't help it if his competition sucks. But, what you can see on film is that he is an excellent athlete, he is aggressive, he doesn't give up on plays and he is big.

6 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

It was a pain in your mom’s ass after I jammed my cock into her seat.

my mom’s dead. 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

my mom’s dead. 

That's no excuse on surly

Just now, Thiefery said:

That's no excuse on surly

if you like fucking ash.  unless that’s part of your kick. 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

if you like fucking ash.  unless that’s part of your kick. 

Well, he is concussed. I doubt he will remember any of it.

2 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I think the strategy for Jake smith should simply be-name the last time the Trojans had a good white wide receiver. I'm waiting...

Juju Smith schuster, Nelson agholor, marqise Lee, Robert woods. 

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31 minutes ago, futureman said:

my mom’s dead. 

Ah. That explains why she didn't move around very much. 

6 minutes ago, utfan87 said:
2 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I think the strategy for Jake smith should simply be-name the last time the Trojans had a good white wide receiver. I'm waiting...

Juju Smith schuster last year.

I think you may have missed a key term in the premise. 

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Ah. That explains why she didn't move around very much. 

she’s a pile of ash.  

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

she’s a pile of ash.  

All we are is dust in the wind. 

I really thought I had been on top of the shhh's but I guess not
Commits since 3/31: 
DeGabriel Floyd 3/31
Kenyatta Watson 5/1 (shhh 4/4)
Brayden Liebrock 5/8 (shhh 5/7)
I had assumed the 3/31 shhh was Floyd, but I guess not. Wonder who it is and why they're sitting on it so long then. 
Totally honest, I'm not too wigged out by not having a bunch of commits in May..

It's a loooooooong ass time until even NSD1, and the kind of recruits we're going after will be hammered on by all the big dogs until they sign. Sometimes the excitement and newness wears off for the early commits and they start looking to get that adrenaline rush again late summer or during the season...that leads some of them becoming like Candi. We don't want Candi, do we?
10 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

All we are is dust in the semen. 

In the case of futureman's mom.

1 minute ago, rickyspub said:

In the case of futureman's mom.

Hopefully that’s not what Leach meant when he gave the weather report and said it was “raining mud.”

4 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

She should be grateful she's not looking at a plugged-up Warehime.

Hell,  if he had to dump while on the plane they probably would have to divert. 

3 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Hell,  if he had to dump while on the plane they probably would have to divert. 

The air marshal on the flight would have to radio into the nearest control tower that a biological dirty bomb had been dropped on the plane.

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Holy fuck. Surly will argue about anything.

There are no arguments here about the aggy clown show in "the station".

E.J. Holland: Who's next? A look at five commit candidates

Texas added its sixth commitment in the 2019 class on Tuesday. So who's next? Here is a look at five recruits the Longhorns could reel in soon.

WR Jake Smith - Smith narrowed down his lengthy offer list to just two finalists — Texas and USC. The Longhorns have already hosted Smith twice this offseason and will get him back for an official visit soon. While many believe USC will be his likely landing spot, there is confidence around Austin.

TE Jared Wiley - Wiley originally said he wanted to wait for more offers. However, the three-star prospect hasn't seen many come his way this spring. Wiley has made several visits to Austin this offseason, and the buzz is a decision could come in the near future, especially now that Bayden Liebrock is in. 

OL Tyler Johnson - One of UT's top overall recruits this cycle, Johnson is extremely high on the Longhorns, which hold 100 percent of the Crystal Ball predictions. While he said he wants to wait to make a decision, Texas is the favorite and made a huge impression on his recent official visit. 

DE/OLB NaNa Osafo-Mensah - Osafo-Mensah is set to make his decision on May 19 and is down to Notre Dame and Texas. Notre Dame appears to have the lead even after Texas hosted him for an OV. However, the Longhorns will work hard on him over the next week and a half. 

CB Marcus Banks - Banks was originally supposed to make his decision in March. However, he decided to push back his decision timeline. Banks plans to officially visit Texas this summer, and the Longhorns are regaining steam in his recruitment.

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Holy fuck. Surly will argue about anything.

Chili, beans or no?

7 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Someone with that tweet machine gadget should tell Karen her kids look like the D list gene pool they were bred from, her dog has  old vag butter on its chin and Jimbo had no problem with Jameis swiping sea food in hopes his QB would smell like his slut wife when he tossed his salad.

 

 

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Guessing Texas, Mizzou, UH

Playing games with only 4 other offers in hand is a bold strategy cotton

3 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I think the strategy for Jake smith should simply be-name the last time the Trojans had a good white wide receiver. I'm waiting...

Lonnie White in the 80’s was pretty solid.

41 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Guessing Texas, Mizzou, UH

Irrelevant and tcu will be in that top 3

32 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Girl you look good won’t you back that ash up

Pics please.

4 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I think the strategy for Jake smith should simply be-name the last time the Trojans had a good white wide receiver. I'm waiting...

I spent longer than I'd like to admit trying to figure out what "be-name" means. That's what I get for giving people too much credit.

2017 opening LA

Adimora, Chris
GRAD YR: 19
POS: DB
HIGH SCHOOL-STATE: Mayfair - CA
HT: 5-11
WT: 181
40Y: 4.71
SH: 4.45
PB: 33.5
VJ: 32.0
RATING: 80.46

For comparison 

2018 opening LA

6'1.5"

192

4.71

4.3

37.0

31.7

93.21

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1 hour ago, utfan87 said:

2017 opening LA

Adimora, Chris
GRAD YR: 19
POS: DB
HIGH SCHOOL-STATE: Mayfair - CA
HT: 5-11
WT: 181
40Y: 4.71
SH: 4.45
PB: 33.5
VJ: 32.0
RATING: 80.46

For comparison 

2018 opening LA

6'1.5"

192

4.71

4.3

37.0

31.7

93.21

So he matched or improved in every category except for VERTICAL. 

There, he lost 0.3 inches, but made up for it by growing 2 1/2 inches and his arms probably grew a tad bit too.

I approve.

3 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Someone with that tweet machine gadget should tell Karen her kids look like the D list gene pool they were bred from, her dog has  old vag butter on its chin and Jimbo had no problem with Jameis swiping sea food in hopes his QB would smell like his slut wife when he tossed his salad.

 

 

I am kind of surprised that crazy bitch doesn’t have Candi stashed in a deep hole, yelling at her to put the lotion in the fucking basket. 

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

Guessing Texas, Mizzou, UH

Haven't followed his recruitment much. Y'all like him as a take? His offer list is a bit concerning.

7 hours ago, utfan87 said:

Irrelevant and tcu will be in that top 3

He doesn't have an offer from them, it'd be a bit sad if he added them.

2 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Haven't followed his recruitment much. Y'all like him as a take? His offer list is a bit concerning.

I like him a lot 

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