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In the heat of it in a pleading moan...

”Hurrrrrry....before daddy comes home & catches me in your room.”.

She was crazy. I mean batshit crazy. Damn I miss her sometimes though. 

 

Edited by Marfa Low Crown
2020 daddy issue thread?

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1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

So how was the rim job?

She was only 16 (so was I) so not that great.

 

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In the heat of it in a pleading moan...
”Hurrrrrry....before daddy comes home & catches me in your room.”.
She was crazy. I mean batshit crazy. Damn I miss her sometimes though. 
 
West virginia holla?

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Let me preface this with the fact that I've been married 16 years and I have three kids, so sex can be anything from wild monkey sex to a 5 min quickie.  Depends on the situation and available time.  My wife does a good job of keeping things fresh, but sometimes it's more of a pressure relief than a drawn-out event.  Last week, Aunt Flo was in town, so my wife offered up a BJ.  I gladly accepted.  Just before beginning, she said, "do you think your mom still gives your dad head?"  I'm usually not one to let things distract me, but I gotta admit, this got into my head.  I powered through, though.  Just took some serious mind shifting.

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16 minutes ago, Spaulding Smails said:

Let me preface this with the fact that I've been married 16 years and I have three kids, so sex can be anything from wild monkey sex to a 5 min quickie.  Depends on the situation and available time.  My wife does a good job of keeping things fresh, but sometimes it's more of a pressure relief than a drawn-out event.  Last week, Aunt Flo was in town, so my wife offered up a BJ.  I gladly accepted.  Just before beginning, she said, "do you think your mom still gives your dad head?"  I'm usually not one to let things distract me, but I gotta admit, this got into my head.  I powered through, though.  Just took some serious mind shifting.

Haha sounds like she likes a challenge.

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51 minutes ago, Spaulding Smails said:

Let me preface this with the fact that I've been married 16 years and I have three kids, so sex can be anything from wild monkey sex to a 5 min quickie.  Depends on the situation and available time.  My wife does a good job of keeping things fresh, but sometimes it's more of a pressure relief than a drawn-out event.  Last week, Aunt Flo was in town, so my wife offered up a BJ.  I gladly accepted.  Just before beginning, she said, "do you think your mom still gives your dad head?"  I'm usually not one to let things distract me, but I gotta admit, this got into my head.  I powered through, though.  Just took some serious mind shifting.

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17 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

In the heat of it in a pleading moan...

”Hurrrrrry....before daddy comes home & catches me in your room.”.

She was crazy. I mean batshit crazy. Damn I miss her sometimes though. 

 

So what's your sister's name?  She sounds kinky. 

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7 hours ago, Spaulding Smails said:

Let me preface this with the fact that I've been married 16 years and I have three kids, so sex can be anything from wild monkey sex to a 5 min quickie.  Depends on the situation and available time.  My wife does a good job of keeping things fresh, but sometimes it's more of a pressure relief than a drawn-out event.  Last week, Aunt Flo was in town, so my wife offered up a BJ.  I gladly accepted.  Just before beginning, she said, "do you think your mom still gives your dad head?"  I'm usually not one to let things distract me, but I gotta admit, this got into my head.  I powered through, though.  Just took some serious mind shifting.

You know that she said that hoping that you couldn't power through, and she wouldn't have to go through with the BJ, don't you? 

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Got after it with old girlfriend the second we got in the door.  Pulling of clothes, grabbing, groping, tugging and pulling.  She was all ready to rock after a black tie shindig and some champagne.  We just couldn’t get after it fast enough.  

As I’m thrusting into her I notice her toes are curling up and as I de-thrust I notice her toes uncurl.   After 2-3 minutes of this action, she says “deadshank, take my panty hose off, would you?”

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43 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Got after it with old girlfriend the second we got in the door.  Pulling of clothes, grabbing, groping, tugging and pulling.  She was all ready to rock after a black tie shindig and some champagne.  We just couldn’t get after it fast enough.  

As I’m thrusting into her I notice her toes are curling up and as I de-thrust I notice her toes uncurl.   After 2-3 minutes of this action, she says “deadshank, take my panty hose off, would you?”

This thread delivers 

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5 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

"Does this mean I'll get backstage passes?"

she said that to you? 

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For 2-1/2... 3 years, I was stage manager for a band in Fort Lauderdale.

I also ran around in the same circles as Brian Warner before he got fameous & Saigon Kick were 2 warehouse bays over from us.

She wanted to hang @ some of our gigs.

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Baby, punch me in the face. No, not a baby slap, a hard punch. (I didn’t)

That was a one night stand to remember.

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13 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Baby, punch me in the face. No, not a baby slap, a hard punch. (I didn’t)

That was a one night stand to remember.

Yeah, I dodged a bullet with a chick once who told me in advance that she liked that kinda shit.  I knew right then that it was a 1 way ticket to an aggravated assault or rape charge & ended all contact pretty quickly after that.

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1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

For 2-1/2... 3 years, I was stage manager for a band in Fort Lauderdale.

I also ran around in the same circles as Brian Warner before he got fameous & Saigon Kick were 2 warehouse bays over from us.

She wanted to hang @ some of our gigs.

So love really was on the way

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4 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

For 2-1/2... 3 years, I was stage manager for a band in Fort Lauderdale.

I also ran around in the same circles as Brian Warner before he got fameous & Saigon Kick were 2 warehouse bays over from us.

She wanted to hang @ some of our gigs.

oh I thought she wanted to do butt stuff to you. 

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