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I'm thinking that this Jacob Wohl dickhead deserves his own thread

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3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Having a press conference with a running blender next to the mic while a guy with a leaf blower circles around you inside a dog kennel to own the libs.

Is that a jeopardy clue?

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So  apparently Jacob Wohl wants to help Warren with Republican women.   Because I’m pretty sure Republican women keep the romance novel market thriving, and the thought of a grandma banging a 24 year-old Marine would get their motors revving....in fact, that would make for a novel that sells well.

HOLD ON, BRB NONE OF YOU FUCKERS TAKE MY IDEA FOR MY NEXT BOOK.   

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2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Well....

What happened?

Drop time is at 2:30 EST, so it hasn't yet. Since he is a former Marine and bodybuilder, they have to give him time to consume all of his supplements and finish his workout.

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I didn’t know who Jack Burkman was until I listened to the conspiracyland podcast about Seth rich. That dude needs a sucker punch so fucking badly. Where’s that dude that clocked Richard Spencer?


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10 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

I didn’t know who Jack Burkman was until I listened to the conspiracyland podcast about Seth rich. That dude needs a sucker punch so fucking badly. Where’s that dude that clocked Richard Spencer Rudy Tomjanovich?


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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This whole schtick is really just some avant garde public art performance right?

I hope Jerry Lawler gives him a piledriver at some point.

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

I hope Jerry Lawler gives him a piledriver at some point.

I'll settle for him faking his own death and never to be seen again. 

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18 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

WTF is a Statement of Fact and Belief?

It's a legal thing. In my jurisdiction, its common for legal filings to include a factual statement that is "Based on information and belief."

Not sure why its the header on a driveway handout.

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I can’t.

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She's such a rocket.  Fucks like her hairs on fire. She's got my vote.

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11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

HOLD ON, BRB NONE OF YOU FUCKERS TAKE MY IDEA FOR MY NEXT BOOK

BRB, JUST CAME UP WITH 5 MORE CHAPTERS.   HARD TO TYPE ONE-HANDED BUT GETTING THERE.  

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6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This whole schtick is really just some avant garde public art performance right?

I've come to miss the antics of Romeo Rose. Jacob, here, helps. 

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Those dumbasses never once thought about what even a regular whip does to a 70 year-old woman’s ass.   A regular whip leaves welts for a good 30-35 days, and visible marks that last for a good 100-105 days.  What they are talking about would have prevented her from walking around a good 6 to 6 1/2 months.  

Older folks do not recover from flagellantism nearly as fast as younger folks, and so most who engage in it are more reclusive - definitely not out in the public eye nearly every day.  You just can’t cover that up.  

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Those dumbasses never once thought about what even a regular whip does to a 70 year-old woman’s ass.   A regular whip leaves welts for a good 30-35 days, and visible marks that last for a good 100-105 days.  What they are talking about would have prevented her from walking around a good 6 to 6 1/2 months.  

Older folks do not recover from flagellantism nearly as fast as younger folks, and so most who engage in it are more reclusive - definitely not out in the public eye nearly every day.  You just can’t cover that up.  

Also, was she the dom or the sub?  These idiots claim both.  That role doesn't change.  Unless you are Anastasis.  

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8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Those dumbasses never once thought about what even a regular whip does to a 70 year-old woman’s ass.   A regular whip leaves welts for a good 30-35 days, and visible marks that last for a good 100-105 days.  What they are talking about would have prevented her from walking around a good 6 to 6 1/2 months.  

Older folks do not recover from flagellantism nearly as fast as younger folks, and so most who engage in it are more reclusive - definitely not out in the public eye nearly every day.  You just can’t cover that up.  

This seems Like oddly specific knowledge. 
 

NTTAWWT

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25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Those dumbasses never once thought about what even a regular whip does to a 70 year-old woman’s ass.   A regular whip leaves welts for a good 30-35 days, and visible marks that last for a good 100-105 days.  What they are talking about would have prevented her from walking around a good 6 to 6 1/2 months.  

Older folks do not recover from flagellantism nearly as fast as younger folks, and so most who engage in it are more reclusive - definitely not out in the public eye nearly every day.  You just can’t cover that up.  

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

BRB, JUST CAME UP WITH 5 MORE CHAPTERS.   HARD TO TYPE ONE-HANDED BUT GETTING THERE.  

Do you have a working title yet? Asking for a friend. 

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The fact that Wohl isn't locked up after trying to incriminate multiple people through bribes and deception re-enforces how nothing matters.  Seeing that he's a free man continuing his antics while others rot in jail for less is shameful.

Jacob Wohl is the poster child for how stupid this country is and a warning of how much stupider, without consequences for bad actors, this country can get.

 

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The fact that Wohl isn't locked up after trying to incriminate multiple people through bribes and deception re-enforces how nothing matters.  Seeing that he's a free man continuing his antics while others rot in jail for less is shameful.
Jacob Wohl is the poster child for how stupid this country is and a warning of how much stupider, without consequences for bad actors, this country can get.
 

How stupider can we get? All the stupider. Stupiderest.

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