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Would be a bad ass announcement at halftime of Sunday Night football.

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Maybe he couldn't because he was so choked up or drunk.

Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...
I'm confused about why Herman not being able to inform the players would make Meyer wait...if that's what is being implied?
Just now, CTC2 said:

Maybe he couldn't because he was so choked up or drunk.

Choked or coked? 

1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Choked or coked? 

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1 minute ago, Mikey4 said:
25 minutes ago, Poolflood said:
Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

I'm confused about why Herman not being able to inform the players would make Meyer wait...if that's what is being implied?

Don’t want to be married to 2 women at once. 

I read it as Herman couldn’t face the fact that he’s a failure and announce that he’s been fired. Also the holding pattern is just Meyer waiting to make his decision. Just how I read the info...

2 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Choked or coked? 

Couldn't get him out of the VIP room in the Yellow Rose

5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I took that as them lamenting that fact since they didn’t get Urban. 

Fat lady hasn't sung yet. Let's not jinx this mfer before Herman is even fired.

4 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Yeah the context suggests they're lamenting the fact that SC doesn't give a shit and isn't replacing coach potato.

 

4 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Reading comprehension is really, really hard.

Christ... I understand what he was saying. Smug was probably the wrong word. Maybe... bitchmade? It's just funny to me hearing a fan of another, more successful blue blood say that we take football more seriously. I mean maybe that's technically true - just seems like a super fucking low bar to clear if you spend time around most of our fanbase.

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Couldn't get him out of the VIP room in the Yellow Rose

I didn’t see him here when I arrived.  Let me look around. 

Gerry H reported earlier today that the team held meeting this afternoon as usual.  Nothing out of the ordinary.

28 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

Give us a definitive answer, is Urban coming here? Is Tom Herman definitely fired??

If we fuck this up, might as well just cancel the football program.

Guys. Poolflood is trolling all of you. Hard. He's doing some weird, tragic plane crash bit.

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

If we fuck this up, might as well just cancel the football program.

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33 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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the greatest sporting event I will ever attend.  thank you Vince.  thank you.

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

In my experiences in the corporate world is once someone is let go and they are deemed hostile then they are usually not allowed in facility or around others without escort and are generally not allowed to talk. 

They don’t want Tom getting that super valuable binder full of bad game management decision trees 

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

In my experiences in the corporate world is once someone is let go and they are deemed hostile then they are usually not allowed in facility or around others without escort and are generally not allowed to talk. 

Dp

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Per IT just now

 

Herman hoping to get a vote of confidence tonight.  IT says “naw nigga, that ain’t happening.” (Translation:  IT does not expect that to happen.)

 

Odd scoop, but...

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2 minutes ago, troph said:

the greatest sporting event I will ever attend.  thank you Vince.  thank you.

Greatest sporting event of my life but on TV.

38 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

Was Herman busy killing himself recruiting in Florida?

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Guys. Poolflood is trolling all of you. Hard. He's doing some weird, tragic plane crash bit.

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19 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Maybe we could “fix the glitch” and just stop paying Tom

But he will want to keep his red stapler.....

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Was Herman busy killing himself recruiting in Florida?

Not. At. All.  He was busy drawing up passing plays for when we have a lead late in the game. 

Source just told me Urban isn't coming. Cussed out CDC and hung up.

 

Also my source is the guy at the local gas station....

CDC

For fucks sake fire this man. He’s a shitty ex that needs to go away. Go get UM. If not someone else, gotdam put us out of our misery.

All I’m saying is nobody has ever seen futureMan and RapGameLarry in the same room at the same time....

3 minutes ago, INeedInfoRightNow said:

Source just told me Urban isn't coming. Cussed out CDC and hung up.

Also my source is the guy at the local gas station....

Oh, so...futureman?

Just now, wood said:

Oh, so...futureman?

That would be the Ass-Station sir.

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Per IT just now

 

Herman hoping to get a vote of confidence tonight.  IT says “naw nigga, that ain’t happening.” (Translation:  IT does not expect that to happen.)

 

Odd scoop, but...

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The vote of confidence is the kiss of death anyway

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

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Why Corpus Christi PD handeling this?

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'cause he never could stay sober, on that Corpus Christi Bay.

1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

Why Corpus Christi PD handeling this?

 

 

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The lord did not say anything about you coming back for a 5th year sam.... don’t put that shit on him. 

56 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Heard Herman wouldn't - was actually implied couldn't - hold team meeting to inform players.  Meyer found out before takeoff.  Figurative holding pattern...

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38 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Agreed but he should be given the opportunity to address the team. 

he didn't care when he left UH and the team doesn't care now

28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fat lady hasn't sung yet. Let's not jinx this mfer before Herman is even fired.

 

Christ... I understand what he was saying. Smug was probably the wrong word. Maybe... bitchmade? It's just funny to me hearing a fan of another, more successful blue blood say that we take football more seriously. I mean maybe that's technically true - just seems like a super fucking low bar to clear if you spend time around most of our fanbase.

You don't live here so I'm gonna say... just step away from the keyboard, man.

Californians do not care about football. Not merely, they don't care about it as much as Texans do. They don't really care. There's a handful of fans, but it's nothing like the religion it is in Texas.

The lord wants you to go play H back in the NFL. 

8 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Why Corpus Christi PD handeling this?

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Sorry. Bad “Messiah” joke. 

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2 minutes ago, slim9797 said:

The lord did not say anything about you coming back for a 5th year sam.... don’t put that shit on him. 

“Many are the plans in the mind of the man, but it is the purpose of the Lord that will stand”

- Burma-Shave

I read it as Herman couldn’t face the fact that he’s a failure and announce that he’s been fired. Also the holding pattern is just Meyer waiting to make his decision. Just how I read the info...
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2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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he didn't care when he left UH and the team doesn't care now

You don't live here so I'm gonna say... just step away from the keyboard, man.

Californians do not care about football. Not merely, they don't care about it as much as Texans do. They don't really care. There's a handful of fans, but it's nothing like the religion it is in Texas.

Whatever. I don't feel like getting into this since it's pretty off-topic. Football is plenty popular in California. I don't need to live there to recognize that. I have a lot of close friends from there.

39 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Couldn't get him out of the VIP room in the Yellow Rose

Csb time. My kid's old babysitter dances at the Rose now. I hear she's got the skills to pay the bills. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Whatever. I don't feel like getting into this since it's pretty off-topic. Football is plenty popular in California. I don't need to live there to recognize that. I have a lot of close friends from there.

Popular? Sure. Anything even remotely similar to Texas? No.

Let's put it this way. No clergyman in the entire history of California ever witnessed people leaving the service because the Cowboys' have was about to start.

Clergy in Texas have been fired for having the service overlap football.

1 minute ago, Best served cold said:

Csb time. My kid's old babysitter dances at the Rose now. I hear she's got the skills to pay the bills. 

Sounds like you should visit and perhaps write a dear penthouse story after...

3 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

Csb time. My kid's old babysitter dances at the Rose now. I hear she's got the skills to pay the bills. 

Been here long? Pics or gtfo

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Been here long? Pics or gtfo

Its in the code of conduct everyone gets when they sign up, first ten rules are pics or gtfo, then of course no politics, and of it isn't on a paper plate, don't post in the SS thread. 

Just now, Dewey said:

Its in the code of conduct everyone gets when they sign up, first ten rules are pics or gtfo, then of course no politics, and of it isn't on a paper plate, don't post in the SS thread. 

In the fine print it also says no fat chicks 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

In the fine print it also says no fat chicks 

Lame

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