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We’ve seen tweets and likes from Meyers’ wife both pro retirement and Texas related. Why would she be doing that?

There can only be two reasons. First, she’s just randomly posts and responds, which seems unlikely. Or, she’s doing it on purpose. And if she’s doing it on purpose, why? There can be only two reasons. She’s either crazy, which we know to not be true, or she’s trying to get out mixed messages on purpose, which would be for only one reason - negotiations.

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In what scenario does the AD at a school like Texas walk around smiling and giddy after his team loses a football game with a coach on the hot seat?

The one where he has perhaps the best coach of our lifetime lined up. That’s the only reason.

Anybody else would be preparing to have nasty convos with boosters and search firms and shit.




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Just now, Dbeasy said:

We’ve seen tweets and likes from Meyers’ wife both pro retirement and Texas related. Why would she be doing that?

There can only be two reasons. First, she’s just randomly posts and responds, which seems unlikely. Or, she’s doing it on purpose. And if she’s doing it on purpose, why? There can be only two reasons. She’s either crazy, which we know to not be true, or she’s trying to get out mixed messages on purpose, which would be for only one reason - negotiations.

Or maybe she just likes a little wine at night and does shit on Twitter without thinking about the status of the man she is married to.

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Just now, Handcruser said:

In what scenario does the AD at a school like Texas walk around smiling and giddy after his team loses a football game with a coach on the hot seat?

The one where he has perhaps the best coach of our lifetime lined up. That’s the only reason.

Anybody else would be preparing to have nasty convos with boosters and search firms and shit.




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8 minutes ago, Helobious said:

If you think the valley is mex-mex you don’t go to Mexico much. I’ve been to mexico a bunch and have yet to see piccadilly raspas or a hot cheetos pizza. 

Nah I was briefly seeing a chica from the barrio who took me to some spots in the Palmhurst/Alton area. It was legit. And yeah those mexican snackaterias that serve Takis in nacho sauce are gross and they're taking over all of Texas not just the valley

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If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.
Texas high school coaches would be lined up around the block to work with him.
Careful, that sounds an awful lot like aggy talk when they were courting the Hobbit..
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1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Nah I was briefly seeing a chica from the barrio who took me to some spots in the Palmhurst/Alton area. It was legit. And yeah those mexican snackaterias that serve Takis in nacho sauce are gross and they're taking over all of Texas not just the valley

Yeah it’s rancho out there, that’s where you find the authentic shit. Shut your whore mouth about the snackaterias. How I choose to get diabetes is my choice and mine alone.

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Just now, ousux said:
3 hours ago, Rip76 said:
If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.
Texas high school coaches would be lined up around the block to work with him.

Careful, that sounds an awful lot like aggy talk when they were courting the Hobbit..

Funny.  That's exactly what I thought when I read that.

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3 minutes ago, ousux said:
3 hours ago, Rip76 said:
If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.
Texas high school coaches would be lined up around the block to work with him.

Careful, that sounds an awful lot like aggy talk when they were courting the Hobbit..

To be fair, this guy is what aggy thinks Jimbo is.

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1 minute ago, ousux said:
3 hours ago, Rip76 said:
If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.
Texas high school coaches would be lined up around the block to work with him.

Careful, that sounds an awful lot like aggy talk when they were courting the Hobbit..

Shit. Hobbit has them rolling about as much as they ever have in their history. 

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In my experiences in the corporate world is once someone is let go and they are deemed hostile then they are usually not allowed in facility or around others without escort and are generally not allowed to talk. 
Very true, but often coaches are treated a bit differently
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Source just told me Urban isn't coming. Cussed out CDC and hung up.
 
Also my source is the guy at the local gas station....
Source just told me you need to open up a window..


and throw out any device capable of accessing the internet. Nope, dont go outside either..
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18 minutes ago, ousux said:
4 hours ago, Rip76 said:
If I’m laying in bed and I’m Urban mulling this over, it would be very tough to pass up being the freaking King of Texas.
Texas high school coaches would be lined up around the block to work with him.

Careful, that sounds an awful lot like aggy talk when they were courting the Hobbit..

Aggy is sitting at #5

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38 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Seeing this $12m floated reminds me of what my wife said as soon as we heard Meyer was going change his mind to stay retired for now - she immediately called bs and said Urban was leaking rumors to drive up the price. Her argument was that the wife had to have already come to terms with him coaching again and no way would Urban reconsider. Starting to wonder if she was right.

When I had dinner with tOSU's big cigar...he mentioned his wife 5x as the one that would have to give the green light.  I thought that was him having some wishful thinking BS going on...all of a sudden I think he was dead serious when he said it would need her blessing.  

Also, why is my ass only the second most puckered one on this thread? 

@futureman you are one adventurous bastard...

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13 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

This is a lot of excitement over Shelley Meyer saying she likes Tex-Mex 

Yeah, no shit. Am I missing something? All this because some rando asked Meyer’s wife if she likes tex-mex and she answered yes? That’s it?

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30 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

We’ve seen tweets and likes from Meyers’ wife both pro retirement and Texas related. Why would she be doing that?

There can only be two reasons. First, she’s just randomly posts and responds, which seems unlikely. Or, she’s doing it on purpose. And if she’s doing it on purpose, why? There can be only two reasons. She’s either crazy, which we know to not be true, or she’s trying to get out mixed messages on purpose, which would be for only one reason - negotiations.

Maybe it’s the drinks causing hazy memory or perhaps it’s the distracting posts re the character arc of futureman’s chocolate starfish moving from the “climax” to “falling action” phase, but weren’t you posting earlier this weekend about personal source(s) saying CUM wasn’t going to happen? Are those same source(s) singing a different tune all of a sudden, or was personal speculation? 

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