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the actual reality is that we paused ALL FOOTBALL OPERATIONS....the coaches shows are a football operation.

Hm, no, definitely happening
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5 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Is it possible TH himself is one of the Covids and is actually sick?  Seems like the reports were 3 players and a couple staff.  He would fall under staff I would think.  Might explain him missing the Zoom call and Rewind.  I want to believe otherwise but just occurred to me.

https://big12sports.com/news/2020/12/6/big-12-football-coaches-teleconference-week-14.aspx

 

He did the B12 Teleconference yesterday (1:32:30) though that can be done in isolation.   When other  head coaches have been diagnosed with Covid it was announced.   However,  Mensa may be different.

 

 

On 12/7/2020 at 11:49 AM, 6th Street said:

Probably time to shut this thing down. Not productive for anyone's health

Narrator: " They didn't shut it down."

21 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Shouldn’t take long

Yep.  Climb up on an A frame ladder and you can see every house at once.

32 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

CR dipshits still checking in on Football thread. Still somehow making it worse. FFS

You tucked tail and ran here

8 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

This dude is definitely on Surly. There is 0 doubt. He posts our stuff constantly. 

I thought he posts on surly under the same name.  Am I remembering wrong?

4 hours ago, alincoln said:

The dudes on Columbus sports radio (Carpenter, Schlegel and the host) discussed Meyer "turning down" Texas this morning and were very rational.  Carpenter basically said that Urban apparently turned down the job for now but nothing would surprise him going forward.  Schlegel said Urban would want to secure his support staff (Italian mafia) before he goes anywhere and isn't going to disrupt Ohio State's season and current recruiting in doing so.  They also had a good laugh regarding what the support staff actually does (not too hard to read between the lines re: bagmen and practicing/training without coaches).

I wonder if this is that wrench-throwing "detail" that has been mentioned? Maybe the UT admin is not willing to go all-in on skirting NCAA rules and setting up a player acquisition fund. A limited Urban would not be a happy Urban.

17 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Don't forget beaches.

and breakfast tacos(egg/no egg)

We all be to just calm down and come the realization that we’ve been literally cursed by Mack Brown.

That means one thing: we’ve all got to get people rubbing an egg over their bodies and some burning sage in this motherfucker. Come on people, before we start to act crazy!

1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

Believe someone has also mentioned that Rewind with Tom Herman was cancelled tonight. Add that to the data points. 

All team activities are paused

2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

You tucked tail and ran here

It’s called shifting focus. Realigning priorities. Any amount of mental bandwidth expended there is diverted from other productive activities. Even posting on the Urban Fantasy thread is a significantly better use of my time. 

But y’all keep fucking that chicken. 

Aren't we covid retesting today ?  When do the team's test come back -  today ?  

19 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

This dude is definitely on Surly. There is 0 doubt. He posts our stuff constantly. 

If he's the same guy that's on IT, his post elections thoughts make me think he's prone to believing outlandish theories in the face of contradictory evidence.

But this is harmless fun, so I"m in.

Edited by Ricky Butler

51 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We're going to find out one day that he turned the job down 100% because of Lowell Galindo. 

it was all there but  Urban's request to replace Galindo on Rewind was a bridge too far.

2 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

it was all there but  Urban's request to replace Galindo on Rewind was a bridge too far.

We turned down his request for a Shelley Meyer lifestyle/home decor show. 

1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

We turned down his request for a Shelley Meyer lifestyle/home decor show. 

I figured it would be an LHN spinning class for players moms and coach wives.  

8 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

Out of an abundance of caution to protect UTs win/loss percentage all Tom Herman activities will be suspended permanently.   

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4 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

If he's the same guy that's on IT, his post elections thoughts make me think he's prone to believing outlandish theories in the face of contradictory evidence.

But this is harmless fun, so I"m in.

Is this CR? Seems like CR. 

4 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

it was all there but  Urban's request to replace Galindo on Rewind was a bridge too far.

You don't just replace the Keith Jackson of LHN, who the hell does Urban think he is? 

9 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

We all be to just calm down and come the realization that we’ve been literally cursed by Mack Brown.

That means one thing: we’ve all got to get people rubbing an egg over their bodies and some burning sage in this motherfucker. Come on people, before we start to act crazy!

I just did it. Cracked the egg open when I was done. It was all blood. Is that bad? 

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I just did it. Cracked the egg open when I was done. It was all blood. Is that bad? 

Did you single handily break the curse? 

5 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

We turned down his request for a Shelley Meyer lifestyle/home decor show. 

She wanted it to be set in Siesta Key. We said Aransas Pass. She countered with Pensacola. We came back with Galveston. Neither side was willing to compromise with Houma.  

2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Shifting focus = You talked shit thinking Trump won and left after your dumbass was proven wrong on the election result. 
 

No CR oN FoOtBaLl BoArD ShItLiB 

Is this CR? Seems like CR. 

5 minutes ago, longhornfreak said:

Did you single handily break the curse? 

No, he single handily broke the egg. Pay attention. 

 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I think Tom Herman will be the head coach next year. 

Can we block this turd from the football board.....where is the dang block button.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I think Tom Herman will be the head coach next year. 

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

3 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Is this CR? Seems like CR. 

No, it was a direct response to him being a coward.

Bringing CR onto the Football board would be a poster bringing up politics for no reason or for a cheap drive by comparison. 

21 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

We all be to just calm down and come the realization that we’ve been literally cursed by Mack Brown.

That means one thing: we’ve all got to get people rubbing an egg over their bodies and some burning sage in this motherfucker. Come on people, before we start to act crazy!

 

4 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Can we block this turd from the football board.....where is the dang block button.

Ahh found the ignore button

So I have now ignored 3 posters on this board and surprisingly neither Greenspoint, RandolphDuke, or Futureman have made the list yet.....

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I think Tom Herman will be the head coach next year. 

Still better than Orgeron

2 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

So I have now ignored 3 posters on this board and surprisingly neither Greenspoint, RandolphDuke, or Futureman have made the list yet.....

Where the fuck is that button?  I can't find it for some reason, I must be regarded

I know you guys like to blame our big $ boosters, but you can't hold a whole program responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fanbase? And if the whole Texas fanbase is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to our coaching search, but I’m not going to sit here and watch you badmouth the United States of America!

4 hours ago, senorfussybutt said:

So, we still know basically shit.

What we actually know:

  • Team cancels practice after blowout win
  • Team going into COVID protocols
  • Herman cancelling a remote presser with COVID as excuse (this one is the biggest "something's up" to me; he held remote pressers all year. Makes me suspect he was gagged by CDC.)
  • Herman is an average to slightly above average coach but not elite, who is an arrogant jerk so he gets none of the grace Charlie got
  • Herman's recruiting class fell apart after the OU loss (as anyone with half a brain could see that a lot of that one was on poor coaching decisions)
  • CDC has to do something to salvage recruiting even if it means not getting your number 1 guy as setting back the program 2-6 years on recruiting is worse than Herman and staff's buyouts
  • The Fox Saturday team ribbed Meyer repeatedly about taking a coaching job and Meye was preoccupied with his answers
  • Meyer praises Sam as a warrior and a leader and repeats that
  • There is no journalistic integrity and major newspapers will report un-sourced trash like a gossiping southern church lady

Other than that, we don't know shit. We have a Chip Brown report that Meyer is leaning no. We have all sorts of bullshit speculation from 9.95ers.  And NONE OF IT MATTERS.

Herman's not getting canned until after the regular season if he didn't get canned after ISU. So we must wait until KU is cancelled or after KU plays.

If Meyer was ever in play (which we don't actually know and to what extent he is/was/ever was etc..), he's still equally in play. It's always a longshot.  However, there's also a decent chance we don't get Meyer, or we get a less than slam dunk hire like Campbell or Franklin. And there's still the chance that if no other coach wants to come, we're stuck with Turtle Tom.

So, until there's a formal press release or actual statement from CDC/Belmont, we still don't know shit, should smoke some meat and drink some whisk(e)y, and hope CDC doesn't fuck this up.

*he was also on the b12 monday call this week....so he could do that controlled media appearance but not the uncontrolled. got it.

9 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

No, it was a direct response to him being a coward.

Bringing CR onto the Football board would be a poster bringing up politics for no reason or for a cheap drive by comparison. 

Nah, pretty sure it was CR

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I think Tom Herman will be the head coach next year. 

 

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1 minute ago, JFKFC said:

I know you guys like to blame our big $ boosters, but you can't hold a whole program responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fanbase? And if the whole Texas fanbase is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to our coaching search, but I’m not going to sit here and watch you badmouth the United States of America!

You forgot the part about taking a few liberties with our female party guests.    

All the bitchass and CR in this thread

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2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Still better than Orgeron

I would trade O for Herman.  I don’t have a dog in this fight but I remember how much effort went into getting Herman.  He was supposed to be the long term solution for Texas.  I have a hard time seeing the program abandon him this quickly. 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I would trade O for Herman.  I don’t have a dog in this fight but I remember how much effort went into getting Herman.  He was supposed to be the long term solution for Texas.  I have a hard time seeing the program abandon him this quickly. 

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8 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Where the fuck is that button?  I can't find it for some reason, I must be regarded

Click on the dropdown menu on your username and its the last option

4 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Nah, pretty sure it was CR

Well then take your Pavlovian response and neg away you bitch

18 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I think Tom Herman will be the head coach next year. 

I’m sorry. We only serve Big Dick Energy here. 

5 minutes ago, Houston20 said:

Click on the dropdown menu on your username and its the last option

or hoover over the name of the person you want to ignore and it will show up as an option.

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