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1 hour ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

any of yall happen to know any billionair longhorn fan CEOs who would pay Shelley Meyer to do a nonsense executive job in Austin?

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37 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Did she make that top from a sofa she bought at the flea market on 290?  

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2 minutes ago, stork642 said:

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Meanwhile, at the home of Mitch Cumsteen.

4 hours ago, deech said:

 

Val Kilmer shoulda got an academy award for that movie. Just not right.

10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, I asked my wife why they are in style (and have been for around 10 years now).

Her response was something along these lines;  "they emphasize that you aren't a hefty gal".

Disclosure:  wife just turned 40, and has a few pairs of high waisted jeans she wears.

I didn't ask for additional info on that, for there are other ways that you can tell if a girl is large or not other than the jeans, but her explanation made some sense.

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6 minutes ago, stork642 said:

carol burnett GIF

classic. 

Just now, El Squared said:

Val Kilmer shoulda got an academy award for that movie. Just not right.

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1 minute ago, El Squared said:

Val Kilmer shoulda got an academy award for that movie. Just not right.

Epitome of big pp energy.

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

The bell has been pealing non stop since Sunday, sir. The folks here who haven't heard it yet, well, it's because they've been concussed by the clusterfuck that is Texas Football the last decade plus.

Some of us still believe in Santa Claus. Speaking of Malikmas, you can mailk my balls. 

This is our escape.

Outside world reality.

Is this how cults form?

4 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I like to watch cat fights.  

 

Big Cat Energy

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

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I’m having a hard time deciding if she is hot or not.   When she shows up dressed like a blanket one might find from street side vendor, it’s a no.   

Turtle, Hare, corchimg race?  I predict we will have to suffer before we reach the promised land.  I can see it, and when we get there, woe to you who fucks it up for all of us!

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I’m having a hard time deciding if she is hot or not

Would it help you decide if I told you she's worth half a billion dollars?

Tommy Lee Jones, who won that year I think ,  was very good in the Fugitive, but not as good as a half dead, sarcastic drunk gunfighter Doc Holiday in Tombstone. Multiple classic lines delivered well , much more complex character too. Just my opinion.

Tommy Lee was outstanding though in No County for Old Men.

9 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Guys - whoa - check out the drapes in the pic .... 

 

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... where have I seen them before?

 

Ah, yes - here we go!

 

3D Big Sea Turtle and Corals Printed Sea World Scenery 2 Panels Cutom Curtain

But what about the carpet? Does it match?

2 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Tommy Lee Jones, who won that year I think ,  was very good in the Fugitive, but not as good as a half dead, sarcastic drunk gunfighter Doc Holiday in Tombstone. Multiple classic lines delivered well , much more complex character too. Just my opinion.

Tommy Lee was outstanding though in No County for Old Men.

Tommy Lee Jones I Dont Care GIF

Back to Kendra Scott’s appearance again?

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16 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Guys - whoa - check out the drapes in the pic .... 

 

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10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Would it help you decide if I told you she's worth half a billion dollars?

Gorgeous.  Absolutely gorgeous. 

2 hours ago, pops said:

Night crew,  time to mount up. 

Phrase should be saved for @Nicole44.  Ladies first and all

I just want to remind everyone how fucking awesome Texas football is.  Can we get this shit show back on track and start donkey stomping teams again

16 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

When she shows up dressed like a blanket one might find from street side vendor, it’s a no.   

Not BDE.

That's an attractive human in the female form - to keep it all scientific, and stuff . . . . 

 

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42 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, I asked my wife why they are in style (and have been for around 10 years now).

Her response was something along these lines;  "they emphasize that you aren't a hefty gal".

Disclosure:  wife just turned 40, and has a few pairs of high waisted jeans she wears.

I didn't ask for additional info on that, for there are other ways that you can tell if a girl is large or not other than the jeans, but her explanation made some sense.

See, I disagree. They make women look fatter with worse asses. I hate them. I fucking hate them like @Tex Pete hates Kubiak. 

Edited by Chili dog

12 minutes ago, El Squared said:

But what about the carpet? Does it match?

Maybe she’s gone with “natural hard wood”...por que no?

48 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

With Michigan Ohio St being cancelled, Urban won't know what to do with himself Saturday. Maybe he'll decide to coach again.

 

Never a problem for Surley's finest.

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I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.

4,4,4,4.
Would it help you decide if I told you she's worth half a billion dollars?
I'd bang you if you were worth that.
6 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

See, I disagree. They make women look fatter with worse asses. I hate them. I fucking hate them 

Bigger girls just use pliers to zip up the wranglers. Zip up to the ribcage. Fit to the form, not form fitting

Problem solved.

~YvesSL

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30 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Some of us still believe in Santa Claus. Speaking of Malikmas, you can mailk my balls. 

I read this in some East Tx bass/ackward  meth headed hick accent.


And it was fuckin funny!

45 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, I asked my wife why they are in style (and have been for around 10 years now).

Her response was something along these lines;  "they emphasize that you aren't a hefty gal".

Disclosure:  wife just turned 40, and has a few pairs of high waisted jeans she wears.

I didn't ask for additional info on that, for there are other ways that you can tell if a girl is large or not other than the jeans, but her explanation made some sense.

 

Post grade:  Incomplete.

Reason:  Missing pics.

5 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

See, I disagree. They make women look fatter with worse asses. I hate them. I fucking hate them like Tex Pete hates Kubiak. 

High waisted pants/shorts are stupid. For males and Females alike. 
Stupid. Horrible. Disgusting. Foul.

3 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

I read this in some East Tx bass/ackward  meth headed hick accent.

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4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Post grade:  Incomplete.

Reason:  Missing pics.

There's no missing pics.  You just have to know where to look.

 

 

12 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Phrase should be saved for @Nicole44.  Ladies first and all

She knows

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

There's no missing pics.  You just have to know where to look.

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Bigger girls just use pliers to zip up the wranglers. Zip up to the ribcage. Fit to the form, not form fitting

Problem solved.

~YvesSL

Speaking of wranglers...are “Rockies” still a thang with the Country Girls? 
They we’re huge back in the ‘80’s-‘90’s. Day-umm!

19 minutes ago, Poolflood said:

Phrase should be saved for @Nicole44.  Ladies first and all

Easy now boys, she had a stressful second day on her new job. I'll bet she has a pair of high waisted jeans in the closet.

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29 minutes ago, El Squared said:

But what about the carpet? Does it match?

Efforting, efforting.

Just now, NTVTXN said:

Speaking of wranglers...are “Rockies” still a thang with the Country Girls? 
They we’re huge back in the ‘80’s-‘90’s. Day-umm!

Only country song I know these days:

 

Did we find Herman 2.0 yet? Can’t wait!! Wooooooo! BDE!

4 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Only country song I know these days:

 

aaron paul what GIF by Breaking Bad

1 minute ago, NTVTXN said:

aaron paul what GIF by Breaking Bad

Baby momma for a billionaire

High Waisted costumes

Country Music 2043.

1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

It's a rare trifecta.

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15 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Easy now boys, she had a stressful second day on her new job. I'll bet she has a pair of high waisted jeans in the closet.

Big if true. 
 

THE NEW GIG @Nicole44- The news of the new job is big news.  NOT your high waist jeans!! Congrats!

Re: the Congrats- I mean on the gig! NOT on having small jeans. Well, that’s OK, too...

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My EQ. It is lacking!

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