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Fing night crew.

2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Time is a flat circle. 

 

 

Dude was in my fraternity at UT, He never returns my calls. LOL

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Good lord no. Lynda Carter is goddess like. She’s one of those women that all women go (looking at Wonder Woman), “that’s a gorgeous woman.” I did alright in college but I was nowhere in her league. 

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You're too modest.  Lynda Carter had nothing on you.

I win

 

5 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Dude was in my fraternity at UT, He never returns my calls. LOL

If it takes you 3 years to answer the phone how would you know?

Edited by nunna yo bizness

10 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Also, all of those TAT pics are from the 90s

technicality.  SBTB started in '89.   However, if not being in the '89 cast disqualifies, I submit: 

image.png.395dd66e790648278ecdc0d2d4be49bb.png The Fall Guy is an American action/adventure television program produced for ABC and originally broadcast from November 4, 1981, to May 2, 1986. 

 

15 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Maybe the 1st woman that made me realize I may like girls. Those reruns were awesome for me as a boy. 

Yep.  I think my Mom noticed both my Dad and me watching a bit too intently.  

8 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Just a side note on money - Goldman is raising $100 million Rihanna' clothing line.  

Rihanna seeks investment to scale Savage x Fenty

 

If they can get $100 million for modified Fruit of the Loom offerings, getting the money to land the coach at Texas is child's play.

Make it happen, dammit.

This is a Burger King commercial right? 

I bet you get cheese with some of those Whoppers.

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Good lord no. Lynda Carter is goddess like. She’s one of those women that all women go (looking at Wonder Woman), “that’s a gorgeous woman.” I did alright in college but I was nowhere in her league. 

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Better close your DMs. About to get bombed by Incel dick-picks with McRib wrappers in the foreground.

31 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

If we are talking about the hottest chick from the 80’s, this one is my fav. 
 

 

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1991, but what the hell...

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2 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

technicality.  SBTB started in '89.   However, if not being in the '89 cast disqualifies, I submit: 

image.png.395dd66e790648278ecdc0d2d4be49bb.png The Fall Guy is an American action/adventure television program produced for ABC and originally broadcast from November 4, 1981, to May 2, 1986. 

 

Sure. But if I post a pic of Marska Hargitay today it doesn't mean it's from the 90's because SVU began in '99 (though I suppose in my example I'm going in the wrong hotness direction)

6 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

You're too modest.  Lynda Carter had nothing on you.

That’s sweet! But...Lynda Carter was to me the ultimate gorgeous woman. 

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19 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Maybe the 1st woman that made me realize I may like girls. Those reruns were awesome for me as a boy. 

i pretty much hit puberty at the cinema in 1982

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Just now, THUJONE said:

Better close your DMs. About to get bombed by Incel dick-picks with McRib wrappers in the foreground.

Holy shit! That’s a vision! You are awesome! 

1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Just cause it takes you 3 years to answer the phone doesn't mean he didn't call.

Ok you got me there. Alright, Alright, Alright was 10 years after me.  Actually Governor Abbott was same fraternity few years ahead of me.

17 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

In the music category of hot chicks from the 80s, I submit


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Susanna Hoffs is a total smoke show.  I watched ”The Allnighter” in HS just to see her. Any chick who looks like that and played the guitar.....damn.  Good call

25 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Y'all got any flights I can look up or curtains? 

Are you certified night crew?

Great troll job there Nicole, bateing (hehehe) all the thirsty m-effers with the picture featuring a pearl necklace

15 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


That feels more 70s Nicole.

70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s, it matters not.

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19 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

80s 90s whatever 

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I think those cover both decades. 

Hey Coach,

I just want to let you know that I really appreciate you keeping all of this private for now. We have to consider the disruption this is going to cause for your family, staff, and supporters.

You will find no greater supporters than all of us degenerates here on the night shift. We will cook our BBQ incorrectly, send nudes, and wager inhumane propositions against those that would question our commitment to your success on the 40.

Sir, I know it's a lot to ask but there are so many Surlians suffering through this and we were hoping you could send us a sign. Working through squid, RGL, cad, or ceddyb might not be clear enough to prevent further McRib or dino porn related damage. If you could give a shout to the #nightshift I think we can hold it down a little longer for all of the sinners on the day shift.

Alright thanks then 

Cuernavaca

 

 

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Susanna Hoffs is a total smoke show.  I watched ”The Allnighter” in HS just to see her. Any chick who looks like that and played the guitar.....damn.  Good call

I totally agree. My favorite. great choice!

13 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Dude was in my fraternity at UT, He never returns my calls. LOL

I know a guy that was his first brother. Initials are also MM. 

michelle pfeiffer kiss GIF
 

1992 but I don’t care...shocked I didn’t develop some sort of leather fetish after watching Batman Returns

25 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Thank you for the warm welcome. Apparently the sign up process worked for lower functioning imbeciles and I didn't realize that I needed to just dumb down the process. Similar to how whales communicate via methods that make human speech appear retarded. You would understand that. I'm apparently down at your level now and signed up.  

Appearing retarded is kind of our thing. You'll fit right in.

35 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Avatar confirms "it takes one to know one."

mon calamari are squid

squid are not reptiles

here's laura branigan:

 

4 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Great troll job there Nicole, bateing (hehehe) all the thirsty m-effers with the picture featuring a pearl necklace

I am going to hell. 6 more pages until we undo the UT football curse. 

11 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

It’s all I own. 

On same V.C.R. you’ve had for years?

29 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I know what love is

 

 

27 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

In the music category of hot chicks from the 80s, I submit


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A poster here claims to have hugged her after a show. I forget who.

In addition to Wonder Woman I liked to watch Three's Company

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Paul Almeida on Twitter: "Who was the best roommate Jack and Janet had on Three's  Company? Chrissy Snow - Suzanne Somers Cindy Snow - Jenilee Harrison Terri  Alden - Priscilla Barnes… https://t.co/DFnuWAQdK5"

Three's Company: Janet, Chrissy, Cindy or Terri? | Steve Hoffman Music  Forums

 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I know a guy that was his first brother. Initials are also MM. 

I would not know who his Delt big brother was ?

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

squid are not reptiles

Six . . . one-half dozen.   
 

Vikings - wagons ho!!!

36 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Get your shit together, people. 

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Eh, never thought she was all that hot. Raquel Welch was way hotter and for much longer. Raquel was freaking incredible for at least 3 decades.

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

michelle pfeiffer kiss GIF
 

1992 but I don’t care...shocked I didn’t develop some sort of leather fetish after watching Batman Returns

I think MP +  a young Uma in Dangerous Liaisons are likely responsible for my pre-revolution France kink

If Alyssa wasn’t your 80s girl you were either too old or too young.  
 

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This Browns v. Ravens game is crazy. Lamar leaves to take a shit and comes back and scores a TD. 

3 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Eh, never thought she was all that hot. Raquel Welch was way hotter and for much longer. Raquel was freaking incredible for at least 3 decades.

As was Ann-Margret. Make that as is Ann Margret. 

Eh, never thought she was all that hot. Raquel Welch was way hotter and for much longer. Raquel was freaking incredible for at least 3 decades.


Knees too sharp?
11 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Appearing retarded is kind of our thing. You'll fit right in.

Texasrocks thanks. This reminds me of the banter I had will all my asshole friends from UT. I really miss the interaction with friends. 

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