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4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

found it.

 

I almost remembered it right.  Amazing that footage is still around, and it still gives me a laugh.

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4 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Cornette was amazing.  But you have to include Flair in that conversation.    

His lisp is a bit distracting.

Trump must be getting desperate again. He's emailing me after largely shunning me for months.

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Let’s make something known: your President will never stop FIGHTING to put America First with every decision that he makes.

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While the Left is wasting your time and taxpayer dollars by trying to implement their BIG GOVERNMENT SOCIALIST agenda, President Trump has never stopped delivering on his promises to the American People:

Two of the world’s top terrorist leaders have been eliminated

The Wall is being FINISHED

A record number of conservative judges have been appointed to federal courts

America is respected on the World Stage again

Last two questions on the poll

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  1. How would you rate President Trump’s recent job performance?
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    • Good
    • Okay
    • Other, please specify:
  2. As of today, who will you vote for in 2020?
    • President Trump
    • A BIG GOVERNMENT SOCIALIST

I don't want one of them BIG GUVMINT SOCIALISTS ruining an America that Trump has made great again. An American breathtakingly respected on the World Stage again!

The random capitalization suggests that The Donald at least reviewed this missive if not composed it from the beginning.

Missile strike the post office? Sounds absurd. Things have calmed on that front. Someday the world will know just how close they came to annihilation, though. 

37 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Trump must be getting desperate again. He's emailing me after largely shunning me for months.

Today's content:

Sean, RomaVicta, GMR,

Let’s make something known: your President will never stop FIGHTING to put America First with every decision that he makes.

Last two questions on the poll

I don't want one of them BIG GUVMINT SOCIALISTS ruining an America that Trump has made great again. An American breathtakingly respected on the World Stage again!

The random capitalization suggests that The Donald at least reviewed this missive if not composed it from the beginning.

At least you get ones from the Commander In Chief, I just get Ronna's incessant whining for money. Although, they've been going to spam lately so at least it's progress as promised.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Trump must be getting desperate again. He's emailing me after largely shunning me for months.

Today's content:

Sean, RomaVicta, GMR,

Let’s make something known: your President will never stop FIGHTING to put America First with every decision that he makes.

Last two questions on the poll

I don't want one of them BIG GUVMINT SOCIALISTS ruining an America that Trump has made great again. An American breathtakingly respected on the World Stage again!

The random capitalization suggests that The Donald at least reviewed this missive if not composed it from the beginning.

excellent news, sir, our latest internal poll is looking great!

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

America is respected on the World Stage again

This is one of the most black is white, up is down things they try and push. Who could possibly believe this?

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is one of the most black is white, up is down things they try and push. Who could possibly believe this?

DT coronavirus posters.

Thank God that stupid wall is almost finished.

12 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Thank God that stupid wall is almost finished.

as soon as i start a new project i’m technically “finishing” it until it’s done.  

8 hours ago, Brandywine said:

The apple didn’t fall far from the tree on that one. He so much wants to be his dad it’s sickening.

One wonders what being a child growing up with a parent who is so malignantly narcissistic is like, regardless of whether the parent becomes President. Sometimes I wonder what the family dynamic was between Fred and his oldest son and then Donald. One for the history books I guess. Just wish the rest of America wasn't involved in their dysfunction.

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is one of the most black is white, up is down things they try and push. Who could possibly believe this?

100% of Republicans

Dr. Birx says we don't have a testing problem and in the next 2-3 weeks there will be a "breakthrough" and we'll have new and awesome antigen testing. 

12 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

as soon as i start a new project i’m technically “finishing” it until it’s done.  

i've been finishing with your mom

13 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Thank God that stupid wall is almost finished.

I couldn't agree more...

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It was a photoshop...nevermind 

 

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10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

hamberger. absolute moron.

 

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He golfed on March 8.

Dude's complain-tweeting about reporters receiving "Noble prizes" when I think he means "Nobel prizes" and I think he also means "Pulitzer prizes"

21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

"Just ask the My Pillow guy, he'll tell you how hardworking I am.  Just last week he was wanting me to try out his new pillows but I told him 'Mr. Pillow, I'm too busy to sleep'...I do more before 9 AM than the Army does all day.  And I mean the ENTIRE Army...not just some loser Private." - Trump continued

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I think I may have to agree with this one. Assuming that “gotten more done” means systematically destroying almost every facet of the foundations of our country. Also, Nobles. Lulz. 

55 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Goddamn he is just a constant embarrassment.

Ah well, nevertheless...it was a noble effort Mr. President. 

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There's simply no denying anymore, the President is just a plain old, lowest common denominator, moron. And one of the worst possible kinds. An utterly unremarkable man of middling intelligence who fancies himself a modern-day philosopher whose musings must not go unshared.

Were it not for the happenstance of his birth and inheriting a real estate empire, nobody in their right mind would have paid one second of attention to him. He'd be "Donnie from Queens", the loudmouth at the end of the bar ranting about whatever the TV is showing. He'd proudly volunteer opinions like "You know we just shoulda nuked Iraq to glass back in the 90's and taken their oil and we wouldn't be having all these problems today" to no one in particular as those unfortunate enough to be in earshot hurry to finish their drinks and leave.

He'd probably have 56 Twitter followers and live-tweet shit takes during Yankees games. He'd call into WFAN to rant about "this bum Stanton" being hurt again.  

 

And went to Virginia on the 28th.

Fucking Republicans act like this shit isn't tracked.

Seems like he's having a stressful weekend. That's a shame. 

4 minutes ago, DigDug said:

 

And went to Virginia on the 28th.

Fucking Republicans act like this shit isn't tracked.

Dude, do you even travel sarcasm bro?  

Everybody knows true ballers don't need to brag about every single golf outing on every single tweet.  Learn some class dude. 

4 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Seems like he's having a stressful weekend. That's a shame. 

His handlers took away the one thing he can be bothered to do on any given day.

This would be hilarious if it was happening in a shithole country that I didn't live in. 

20 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Ah well, nevertheless...it was a NOBEL effort Mr. President. 

 

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12 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Seems like he's having a stressful weekend. That's a shame. 

He's melting down like Chernoble.

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

i've been finishing with your mom

pls let me know how she is, she can't get zoom to work.

5 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

He's melting down like Chernoble.

EDIT: nvm

That's The Joke | Know Your Meme

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5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Dr. Birx says we don't have a testing problem and in the next 2-3 weeks there will be a "breakthrough" and we'll have new and awesome antigen testing. 

Is this sarcasm? 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

misspelling nobel 4x in one tweet thread should disqualify you for winning...pretty much anything.

Dr. Birx is just another Trump lackey yes man.  Her credibility is less and less everyday.

Somebody is pissy because he’s been told he can’t hold his press rallies anymore.  Members of his own party are worried Trump is gonna cost them the Senate because he’s such an idiot. 

7 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Dr. Birx is just another Trump lackey yes man.  Her credibility is less and less everyday.

What the hell does Trump have over all these people? A real leader doesn’t have to tell people they’re leaders and they’re  doing good jobs. You know they are by their actions and results. 

On 4/21/2020 at 2:45 PM, Patrick Bateman said:

1000000% sure he hasn't read a book.

I think he's frequently cited a text about a puppy that lost it's way.

15 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

misspelling nobel 4x in one tweet thread should disqualify you for winning...pretty much anything.

At this point, I'm just celebrating the fact that he didn't spell it knowbull

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

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When will all of the “reporters” "Republicans" who have received Noble Prizes rubles for their work on Russia, Russia, Russia, only to have been proven totally wrong guilty (and, in fact, it was the other side who committed exposed the crimes ), be turning back their cherished “Nobles” rubles so that they the "perpetraitors" [sic] can be given....

....to the REAL REPORTERS & JOURNALISTS the boot by those who got it right. I can give the Committee a very comprehensive list. When will the Noble HPSCI Committee DEMAND the Prizes Republicans give the rubles back , especially since they were gotten under fraud? The reporters and Lamestream Media knew the truth all along....

....Lawsuits should be brought against all, including the Fake News Organizations, to rectify this terrible injustice. For all of the great lawyers out there, do we have any takers? When will the Noble HPSCI Committee Act? Better be fast!

 

He may be stressed out, but Deutsche Bank recently turned down Senator Warren and other senators' request that the bank turn over recent business dealings with the Trump Organization. He and his cohorts don't deserve a Nobel, a Pulitzer, or any other prize.

17 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

misspelling nobel 4x in one tweet thread should disqualify you for winning...pretty much anything.

Maybe he meant the Pulit Surprise?

17 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

misspelling nobel 4x in one tweet thread should disqualify you for winning...pretty much anything.

Even worse when he should have been saying Pulitzer.

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