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5 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

JFC. Fred looked like that Austrian freak who kept his daughter imprisoned in the basement and impregnated her multiple times. Seems about right.

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

has trump ever actually fired anybody himself?  besides, you know, on his reality tv show?

I've only seen bits and pieces of that show. Unless you saw both him and the person he was "firing" on camera at the same time, it's possible that he was saying "You're fired!" to the camera while no other actors were present and they just pieced it together in the editing room. We do know that the producers decided who got fired so Trump was just playing a role anyway. 

7 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

God I hope not.  The virus isn't the same right now and 80 yo's in much worse shape than him (that's possible) are having few issues in the summer...if he gets it and barely gets sick it's going to be nauseating hearing him go on and on about how it's nothing.  

what was true 3 months ago is still true today - we will never ever know if he had it, has it, or gets it.  ever.

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3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

what was true 3 months ago is still true today - we will never ever know if he had it, has it, or gets it.  ever.

Oh, if he were to get it, and overcome it, we will never hear the end of it from him.

 

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

what was true 3 months ago is still true today - we will never ever know if he had it, has it, or gets it.  ever.

Unless he dies. Well, probably not then either. 

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

what was true 3 months ago is still true today - we will never ever know if he had it, has it, or gets it.  ever.

I think if he gets it and has no symptoms he will have someone verify it and brag his ass off.  But yes there’s always a great chance he lies.  

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Oh, if he were to get it, and overcome it, we will never hear the end of it from him.

 

Yep.  So true.  

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

We do know that the producers decided who got fired so Trump was just playing a role anyway. 

So same shit, different show?  Stephen Miller is a shitty producer.  

19 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I think if he gets it and has no symptoms he will have someone verify it and brag his ass off.  But yes there’s always a great chance he lies.  

Surprised he hasn't claimed to have had it already. MAGA cultists would've lauded him for beating it despite it being no big deal.

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Ya know, it’s really hard to take solace in anything that’s happened to this country under this horrible administration.

But I have to be thankful that these morons are so dumb that 9 times out of 10 they fuck up their own criming because they cannot even get their stories straight in real time.

 

Trump is just trying to distance so that he's not associated with any crime or illegal activity.  Barr is about to be in it to save his own ass.  

Welp.



He refused to leave quietly. Kudos to him.
5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Welp.

 

Wtf. So is he saying Dotard fired him?

The Parade of Morlocks has begun. 
 

This whole thing has made me feel bad for laughing at Juggalos.

meanwhile...

 

That's 800,000 people, motherfuckers.

I know we’ve all become numb to this, but the Attorney General said that Berman resigned last night. That was a lie. He said that Trump fired Berman today. That was a lie. Under any other President, this would be an administration-defining scandal.

7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This is such a clusterfuck of WTF.

 

Just impeach these motherfuckers, again.  

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I know we’ve all become numb to this, but the Attorney General said that Berman resigned last night. That was a lie. He said that Trump fired Berman today. That was a lie. Under any other President, this would be an administration-defining scandal.

Administration ending. 

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Administration ending. 

If there was a Senate that actually did its job.

Is this what 19,000 people looks like?


This whole thing has made me feel bad for laughing at Juggalos.

At least the Juggalos are good-natured morons. My kingdom for a regime based on DECENT, HUMANE morons.


Just impeach these motherfuckers, again.  


And this. It seems that we have purposeful obstruction of justice. Impeach Barr and Trump.



Tulsa Police felt the need to play bouncer and arrest one solitary woman because her shirt said something that made Trumpkins uncomfortable but this shit is perfectly okay.

America, man.
1 minute ago, Pasken said:

Is this what 19,000 people looks like?

1 million 

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

meanwhile...

 

That's 800,000 people, motherfuckers.

cnn is trolling hard right now.

they had their guy on the ground in tulsa basically like, "the good news here, is that people are able to practice safe social-distancing, because the overflow area is so empty.  we're wondering why anyone is out here at all, because it's very hot, and there are still plenty of seats in the arena.  back to you, fredricka."

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Tulsa Police felt the need to play bouncer and arrest one solitary woman because her shirt said something that made Trumpkins uncomfortable but this shit is perfectly okay.

America, oklahoma, man.

 

fixed.

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wtf. So is he saying Dotard fired him?

Barr said Trump fired him.  Dotard says he wasn’t involved.

Maybe all 1 million are hitting chic fil a before the rally ?

running late ?

The trump base is made up of the dumbest humans on the planet.

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Gonna be fascinating the spin over the next few days RE: rally size.  

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Oh man this is awesome.  😂

Will they even fill up the BOK???? Haaaaaaaaah!!!!!

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Will they even fill up the BOK???? Haaaaaaaaah!!!!!

well the bok seats about 1.1mm people, so that crowd size looks about right.

I'll put $100 on "Prospective attendees were scared antifa/BLM violence." as the excuse.  

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It looks like the Texas half of the Cotton Bowl in the 4th quarter during the Mack era.  
 

<ducks>

"there's still space!!!"

The lack of a crowd is going to trigger President snowflake. Tonight’s ‘speech’ will be unhinged 

Also, I get wishing only the folks who attended rallies like this caught it, but they will spread it to others of course who had nothing to do with it. Not to mention the poor health care workers who will have to risk their lives to treat the moronic.

Found out yesterday that one of my brothers has a co-worker who just tested positive. Small company that according to him is filled with right winger anti-mask it’s all a hoax types. The one who tested positive in particular made many statements about how all the “stupid protestors” were the ones who should worry. Now there is the schadenfreude of a person like that testing positive, but there is also the “oh great” she put my brother(and others) at direct risk.

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It looks like the Texas half of the Cotton Bowl in the 4th quarter during the Mack era.  
 

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#toosoon 

Haha the gylfoyl broad is speaking...

 

I’m telling y’all....

 

Pure gold on “America’s Voice” channel on Pluto tv

 

 

Telling the crowd to text some number and give a buck or two

 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

The lack of a crowd is going to trigger President snowflake. Tonight’s ‘speech’ will be unhinged 

THIS.....

The trump base is made up of the dumbest humans on the planet.

There are three categories of Trump supporters. A) really dumb people, B) the uninformed who’ve been duped by propaganda, and C) the selfish who care only about personal wealth and have abandoned morals and ethics. The challenge is that it’s hard to figure out which category some of them are actually in because they so many come across as dumb, uninformed greedy people who’ve abandoned morals and ethics.

It’s so empty in that stadium that we’ll be able to hear the racist shouts from the crowd haha

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