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Can't watch this anymore, too jealous. He's making me want to rip a line of Adderall off a strippers ass. 

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“I saluted 600 times”
”thank goodness we did it in twos”
 
Bitching about this for 10 minutes, and now explaining the ramp for 10 minutes. Who wrote this speech?

He’s spent more time talking about that ramp than he has about the current social conditions in this country !!!

I see 4 black people behind him.  Are there 4 black people in the rest of the arena  other than them?

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This ramp story is greatness 

This ramp thing is like a yankee version of Jerry Clower’s coon huntin’ story, except 150K people die of COVID-19 at the end.

 

Whooo! Knock’im out John!

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Can I get a 15 second recap of the ramp?  I don’t know what the ramp is.  I’ve been checked out on politics for a few weeks for mental health reasons.

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Lot of uncomfortable chuckles while people replay the shit they saw on the news in their heads where he shuffled the last few steps And wants to call it a run now. 

Can I get a 15 second recap of the ramp?  I don’t know what the ramp is.

This has been a 5 min story about him going down a steel ramp at West Point last week in leather bottom shoes


This is hilarious
Just now, conVINCEd said:

Can I get a 15 second recap of the ramp?  I don’t know what the ramp is.

 

“I just saluted 600 times!”

”but this was before I did the saluting!”

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:


This has been a 5 min story about him going down a steel ramp at West Point last week in leather bottom shoes


This is hilarious

5 minutes? More like 15.

One handed water drink challenge incoming.

So he can’t drink water without spilling it on himself 

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Can I get a 15 second recap of the ramp?  I don’t know what the ramp is.

 

Just a fucking clown “leading” the nation...my gawd fuck all this

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Can I get a 15 second recap of the ramp?  I don’t know what the ramp is.

He looked like a frail old man descending the ramp from the stage where he spoke at West Point graduation. People made fun of him for it and he's been obsessed with defending it for a week now.

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Ooooh what a badass. He can drink water and splash it on the ground 

And this is what gets the crowd to chant "Four more years!" WTF?

is this the show?

i think this is the show

i like shows

Holy shit.  I never thought I’d see the day where the President of the United States would have to prove to the world that he can drink a glass of water.

The degree to which the Lincoln Project is in his head is amazing.


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And this is what gets the crowd to chant "Four more years!" WTF?
You know they're morons, right?

If Biden's crew is not already laying the prep for Joe to walk down a ramp and drink a glass of water, they need to be fired.

Keep on rambling Dotard, use all the time you need. Go off on all the tangents you can.  Pack them all in tight as the chant and laugh and cough.  That virus needs just a bit more time to do its thing....

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Did he just advocate for imprisoning people who burn the flag?

One Year !!!!!

Did he just advocate for imprisoning people who burn the flag?
For one year!
1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Did he just advocate for imprisoning people who burn the flag?

Very next sentence he says he's real big on the First Amendment.  You can't write this shit.

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2 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:
Did he just advocate for imprisoning people who burn the flag?

For one year!

This would work if not for that document.....what’s it called.....Oh yeah, the Constitution.  

It’s sad you can be this stupid and become president 

Just think there were people that fucking camped out in Tulsa in the summer heat for this

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