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19 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Twitter has finally had it.

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Incoming meltdown!

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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FUCK THAT.  If anything that should make his sentence HARSHER.  God dammit.

Zelinsky?

Now the writers are just getting lazy.

We already had a Zelinksy earlier this season.... unless they're related!

Ooooooo.

I see a plot twist coming up.......

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6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This seems bad.

 

Nothing to see here keep it moving.

39 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm actually excited about this one. First, it makes perfect sense for the EU to do this. But the ability to mock Trump about how we're viewed on the world stage is undeniable and can be brought up repeatedly by Biden and others, if they're smart and have the balls. And if there's any large business ramifications, well, even fucking better. Ramp up the pressure. Let this unhinged lunatic denounce every other free nation in the world publicly and lets see how far that gets him 

Worldwide notoriety for incompetence with large business ramifications...now that's some chemo. 

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

God dammit, Rex....unblock me!

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

What in the North Korea is this?

 

 

LOL

 

6 hours ago, Red Five said:

Oh, now he's saved millions of lives. It was hundreds of thousands a few days ago. By next week Dotard will have saved 10 billion lives. 

Is Brad running a site where survivors can self report?  And have the kpop fans been properly scrubbed? 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

What in the North Korea is this?

 

For someone that hates dogs he likes to mark territory like them.  

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

What in the North Korea is this?

 

I see his black paint strategy is working well. It's a long summer day. The shadows indicate it's about noon. A guy can have a ceremony right beside it, actually sign it, and hang out without evaporating. I thought it was supposed to be so hot that it would ignite all the hateful brown people swarming towards the US.

Another construction masterpiece.

Why in the hell did the people clap for him just because he signed his name?  It reminded me of the first time my daughter went tinkle on the big girl toilet. 

3 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Why in the hell did the people clap for him just because he signed his name?  It reminded me of the first time my daughter went tinkle on the big girl toilet. 

In Tulsa they cheered him for only using one hand to drink from a glass of water. He's practically a superhero. 

1 hour ago, Burt said:

God dammit, Rex....unblock me!

Gerald Ford empathizes. 

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Again, how do we deal with the people who believe this stuff?  Assuming a dotard loss, I fear this is a decades long de-brainwashing project and frankly, I don't have the energy for it.

Dealing with that is definitely preferable to dealing with a dotard win.  

23 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

In Tulsa they cheered him for only using one hand to drink from a glass of water. He's practically a superhero. 

He could shoot them in the face and they'd cheer even louder

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"Christians"

 

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5 minutes ago, Yuk said:

"Christians"

 

 

Kellyanne is sure to be displeased.  Any day now:

 

 

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1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Looks like aggy football game demographic, where you can play "Where's Waldo" trying to find one minority.

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

 

The word "comorbidity" comes to mind when I look at a bunch of those people, especially the hamplanet in the back row in the red shirt.  Fuck 'em.  Let 'em die.

1 minute ago, Yuk said:

Looks like aggy football game demographic, where you can play "Where's Waldo" trying to find one minority.

They're not supposed to show that view. It's supposed to be the angle with the token minorities in a little pocket behind Trump.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

“So I told my people, slow down the testing!”.

 

Shit is un goddamn real. History is going to nuke dotard from orbit on everything covid related. 

I'm going to celebrate his death with even more glee than I did OBL's. If there is a God, it will be from covid. 

3 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

taek: kung flu is not racist.

It's just so stupid. Everything in Trumps orbit is just so incredibly stupid. 

14 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

whAT’s THe 19 mEaN????

 

If we start calling it MS 13 will the trumpkins actually start to fear and take measures to prevent Covid?

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The crowd peaked when he got close to "kung flu."  It's like a bad comedian where the masses just want him to cut to the catch phrase.  Except instead of a catch phrase, they just want him to get to the racism.  "Do the racisms!  We're here for a racism!  Oooohhh.  Here it comes.  He's gonna do a racism!"

Someone make sure he sees the tweet of people running to get inside the Expo center in Kentucky to vote. Hint: they're not voting for McConnell.

 

narrator: he actually shits his pants

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

This fucking guy:

 

The love of Nazis, the love of lying, etc etc etc

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Why is Trump tagging the wall that Mexico paid for?

 

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7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

This fucking guy:

 

He's kind of right.  I hate that fat fuck.

45 minutes ago, TornACL said:

It's just so stupid. Everything in Trumps orbit is just so incredibly stupid. 

Some stupid, others complicit and just exploiting the stupid. Either way stupid flourishes like a wildfire in unraked leaves.

Actual ticker on Fox News right now:

CHAOS IN AMERICA'S DEM-RUN CITIES, AS LEFT-WING LAWLESSNESS TAKES HOLD

"Us conservatives? We ain't chokers neither."  (Second tweet video)

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Turning Point USA makes me dry and I don't even have a vagina. 

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1 hour ago, Chooky said:

The crowd peaked when he got close to "kung flu."  It's like a bad comedian where the masses just want him to cut to the catch phrase.  Except instead of a catch phrase, they just want him to get to the racism.  "Do the racisms!  We're here for a racism!  Oooohhh.  Here it comes.  He's gonna do a racism!"

Trump racist statement to his audience = (name of musical artist/group) + (name of popular song by that artist/group, usually played in the encore)

For some, it means everything. It's the entire reason for attending.

 

 

10 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

"Us conservatives? We ain't chokers neither."  (Second tweet video)

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all three of these twats need an ass kicking of the highest order.  JFC, what a bunch of cunts.

Charlie Kirk's face has a smaller face. The medical term is "his face's face." It's insensitive to mock someone for that. That's regular face privilege.

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