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57 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So I guess this is a Colbert thing, who I really like, but honestly, this isn't the fucking time.  I am usually the last one to defend Rs (or former Rs), but The Lincoln Project is kicking ass and taking names right now.  Enemy of my enemy is my friend and all that.  We need them in this fight.  If Biden wins in November, sure, have at them.  Let's focus on step one in this shitshow, getting rid of dotard.

This feels like some Bernie-bro shit.  Also, it's just kind of annoying with the cartoons and their equally cartoonish voices.

Never misunderestimate the ability of the Dems to fuck things up organizationally and politically.

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39 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


That book is coming out tomorrow. He is going to say something absurd to dominate the news cycle.

 

 

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I know Ivanka thinks in the fabulous Clooney world, she's the Anna Kendrick character in "Up in the Air" but she's really the Tilda Swinton character in "Michael Clayton."  

Well both characters ended up killing people.
7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

In that same interview he had some great comments about the confederate flag. He doesn't see why people would associate it with slavery. 

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5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

NSIAP but...

HEY! HUMAN CAPITAL STOCK!! GET OFF THE DOLE AND GO TO WORK YOU LOAFERS!! MY GREAT ECONOMY WON'T FIX ITSELF.

BE HAPPY THERE IS LAW AND ORDER OR ELSE! RATINGS!!

 

and here I was hoping they had just quoted her as she was put8 her foot in her mouth.  (which I could certainly fap too...)

But a whole fucking program with that slogan?  She's sure got some balls.

8 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

He is not entirely wrong about the whites also dying at the hands of law enforcement.  It is an argument I often use to ease stubborn cop supporters over to the dark side.  It also makes it that much more infuriating as to why nothing has been done about any of it.  It is as if no concession can be made, otherwise we might have to admit there is a race problem with cops and we can't have that, so just keep on killing.

Just now, Red Five said:

In that same interview he had some great comments about the confederate flag. He doesn't see why people would associate it with slavery. 

 

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

In that same interview he had some great comments about the confederate flag. He doesn't see why people would associate it with slavery. 

Well, he's right about the flag.  I mean, when I see the Nazi flag it doesn't make me think of Hitler and the Third Reich or anything right?

13 minutes ago, freyguy said:

and here I was hoping they had just quoted her as she was put8 her foot in her mouth.  (which I could certainly fap too...)

But a whole fucking program with that slogan?  She's sure got some balls.

Well, she's had her dad's for years.

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Gorka’s back.

 

Who’s this loser?

In defense of Trump, when I see a a confederate flag I think of wood paneling, cars parked in the front yard, scratch-off lottery tickets and some guy on welfare who won't stop complaining about the welfare state. 

"You understand why people would look at the confederate flag and see it as a symbol of slavery right?"

"Well people love it." 

(real exchange)

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Who’s this loser?

Guy to work with Bannon/Kush on whatever DOTARD wanted, but couldn’t get security clearance and was shitcanned like summer 2017.

This was bookended by stints with Breitbart and Fox News.

He also has an Art of War vanity plate and ties to Hungarian right-wing groups.

22 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

He is not entirely wrong about the whites also dying at the hands of law enforcement.  It is an argument I often use to ease stubborn cop supporters over to the dark side.  It also makes it that much more infuriating as to why nothing has been done about any of it.  It is as if no concession can be made, otherwise we might have to admit there is a race problem with cops and we can't have that, so just keep on killing.

Yeah, he's busting out the classic pro-cop talking point.  

MOAR WHITES ARE MURDERED BY COPS THAN BLACKS!!!!

He still doesn't understand his capitas, just like he hasn't figured out his fractions (1/100th).

Same shit, different day.

1 minute ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Guy to work with Bannon/Kush on whatever DOTARD wanted, but couldn’t get security clearance and was shitcanned like summer 2017.

This was bookended by stints with Breitbart and Fox News.

He also has an Art of War vanity plate and ties to Hungarian right-wing groups.

ALSO: He's a pig-faced fucktard.

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10 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Guy to work with Bannon/Kush on whatever DOTARD wanted, but couldn’t get security clearance and was shitcanned like summer 2017.

This was bookended by stints with Breitbart and Fox News.

He also has an Art of War vanity plate and ties to Hungarian right-wing groups.

 

He also drives a V6 Mustang, and parks it just wherever the fuck he wants:

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But he seemingly did get better at parking.  Maybe the meter here was bedeviling to him, however:

 

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Who’s this loser?
AND a completely FAKE phd, and paid commercial huckster for MAGA pain relief gels on FN.

And he has a stupid car and a stupid vest and a stupid face.

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3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

But not at 5 EDT. He’s never on time. 

Nailed it.  Almost 30 minutes late while the press sits in the sun on the lawn.  What a fucking douchebag.

12 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Yeah, he's busting out the classic pro-cop talking point.  

MOAR WHITES ARE MURDERED BY COPS THAN BLACKS!!!!

He still doesn't understand his capitas, just like he hasn't figured out his fractions (1/100th).

Same shit, different day.

those guzintas are hard!

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What a dildo. 

No, dildos have actually been inside a vagina.

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20 minutes ago, Chooky said:

In defense of Trump, when I see a a confederate flag I think of wood paneling, cars parked in the front yard, scratch-off lottery tickets and some guy on welfare who won't stop complaining about the welfare state. 

hey now buddy i ain't never complained about no welfare state i say they's good and bad in all races yeah buddy.

31 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Gorka’s back.

 

we can't ignore Sean M. Bigley.  Trump knows nothing about the guy.  Just loves the name.

Trump's gonna talk about Chii-Na now. Signed an EO to hold China responsible for actions against Hong Kong.

So the tariffs from the China trade war is now money he's directed to the farmers. Is that how it works?

Shit, he's off script already.

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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Backwards flags on the passenger side door and window.  Although that might be the least douchey thing about this car.

Holy shit. He can't tell us the population of the US--"nobody can"--because of how many illegals are here. Might be 325 million, could be 350 million.

And now railing on Biden and past presidents.

"No country in the world has ripped off this country like Chii-Na."

 

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

What the hell is this guy babbling about?

How awesome he is how shitty Biden is...

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

What the hell is this guy babbling about?

China.

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

What the hell is this guy babbling about?

He can't have a MAGA rally so he's using this as a way to dog whistle out to his idiot followers.

He's desperate. The internal poll numbers must be horrendous.

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so it's basically a campaign speech.

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and cnn just bailed.

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

What the hell is this guy babbling about?

He's doing the Drunk Uncle Rambling About Life At 2 AM.

The fact that Trump hasn't dropped dead from a massive McHeart attack during one of these pressers is 100% proof of one of two things: either there is no God, or God has completely abandoned the United States.

Every day, we dig the hole even deeper.  We can't stop the massive bleeding.  And half the country cheers as it happens.  God has forsaken us, and we absolutely fucking deserve it.

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

hes just rambling on in a low energy monotone, and CNN cuts away

I popped over to the bbc. They cut away like 1 minute after CNN. 

i'm on fox news now.

now he's onto pelosi and the travel ban.  fauci told me we saved thousands.

but maybe millions.

could be 2-3 million lives.  but we're at 135,000.  but would've been millions, because of this "curse" that came at us.

but if we had listened to joe biden, he got bad marks, he has polls on everything.  got bad marks from gallup on swine flu.  h1n1, biden calls it n1h1.

but it's the testing that causes the headlines.

i think i'm probably voting for him.  the guy's got good hooks.

11 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

What the hell is this guy babbling about?

He’s not even making sense 

Time for Pence to dress up in black leather and stomp in, start screaming in a German accent zat he iss now ze President!

"mike pence works so hard, but gets so little credit.  it's really sad to see that."

"not one person in any hospital in the country wanted a ventilator and couldn't get a ventilator."

now he's blaming cuomo for ny deaths.  i love it when he plays his hits.

Yeah I flipped to fox news as well.  I love a good train wreck.  I think even fox is starting to troll him.  Banner says "Trump: We have the best testing in the world"

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