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Fitlump fucking won an Austin City Council seat


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Ran into my buddy the other day, and he asked me if I knew the Council Member.  I laughed and said, "Yeah, her handle was "FitLump" on the BBS i frequent."  Well apparently she was stalking the poor guy.  His wife I think texted her to knock it off, and then she starting calling him from another number.  

He's getting a divorce anyhow, but he was like WTF a stalker.  I guess she's low hanging fruit, or just really loves low hanging fruit, if you get my drift.

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lol i also was just telling someone about her posting/famewhoring/cam work history this week. in this case it was someone who is pretty good friends with another council member, and i was all 'oh! i also know a councilmember, in fact i've seen her tits!' 😄

anyways...i told my friend to feel free to share it all with her friend (the other councilmember). heh.

 

 

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4 hours ago, mchookem said:

anyways...i told my friend to feel free to share it all with her friend (the other councilmember). heh.

I'd be shocked if every council member, every significant city staffer, and a large number of her voters didn't already know about it all.  In today's world, where Presidents get their mushroom dicks described in detail by trailer trash porn stars in tell-all books, it's just another person showing their tits and nobody cares.   There is no smoking gun on this.  It's just not relevant in today's world.

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I wonder if she ever gets tired of all the public appearances and things that look like actual work and trying to sound professional on Twitter.  I wonder if she ever wishes she could just break out those implants and sell her panties for a few thousand guaranteed votes in her next election.  I bet she does.

 

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On 2/4/2022 at 12:12 PM, horn4life said:

Ran into my buddy the other day, and he asked me if I knew the Council Member.  I laughed and said, "Yeah, her handle was "FitLump" on the BBS i frequent."  Well apparently she was stalking the poor guy.  His wife I think texted her to knock it off, and then she starting calling him from another number.  

He's getting a divorce anyhow, but he was like WTF a stalker.  I guess she's low hanging fruit, or just really loves low hanging fruit, if you get my drift.

How long ago was she stalking him?  I am guessing she is still married, no?

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John Carter skips leg day.

Think of Lump's physique if she didn't have those bolt-ons (nasty).

I guess there's a real teeth whitening toothpaste shortage in Lump's district. (why smile so much with a yellow grill)

Not many pictures with hubby (do we have a chance?)

I'll see myself out the back door now.

Oh and these delayed twitter loads fuck up the website.

 

 

 

 

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56 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Not many pictures with hubby (do we have a chance?)

I'm not one to speculate, but the lack of family photos lately is an interesting observation.  She spent the evening of Valentine's Day at a BBQ joint with some podcasters.

33 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Quoting my own post, but Carter looks like he just shit his diaper, and Lump looks like she just caught the first whiff.

He's damn proud of it.

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7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Good for Kelly. Every council member should be proactive in (directly) learning how fire, APD and EMS function. If they aren't interested yet still want feel it's okay to vote on things involving them, then fuck that council member. 

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